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NATHAN: Where do horses live?
JASON: I don’t know. Where?
NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood.

Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois
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Riya: Knock, knock.
Bridget: Who’s there?
Riya: Oh, hi.
Bridget: Oh, hi,who?
Riya: No! It’s Ohio.

Joke by Riya T., Exeter, New Hampshire
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LEIF: Knock, knock.
PERRIN: Who’s there?
LEIF: Repeat.
PERRIN:Repeat, who?
LEIF: Who, who, who.”

Joke by Leif S., Jasper, Indiana
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BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
DAWN: I don’t know.
BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken.

Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York
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TOM SWIFTY: “This knife needs sharpening,” Tom said dully.

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
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Josh: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Gina: Tell me.
Josh: “Quit stalking me!”

Joke by Josh A., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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JAMES: What do you call a greedy pig?
ROGER: What?
JAMES: A hog.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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Jeangib: Why don’t bears wear hiking boots?
Tom: I don’t know.
Jeangib: Because they prefer to go barefoot.

Joke by Jeangib G., Rush Center, Kansas
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RYAN: Where do sheep go on vacation?
FRANK: No clue.
RYAN: The Baaahamas.

Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida
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JESSICA: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
JAMES: What?
JESSICA: A giraffic jam.

Joke by Jessica J. , Chanhassen, Minnesota
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BRANDON: Why was the candle-trimming shop closed Monday through Friday?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Because the staff only works on wick ends.

 

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ELI: What kind of instrument does a pickle play?
ALEX: What?
ELI: A piccolo.

Joke by Elijah W., Pulaski, New York
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Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!

Joke by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland 
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JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love?
HOPPER: I’m stumped.
JUSTIN: Pears! 

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
1 comments

JACK: What do you call an Eagle Scout off to military boot camp?
JARED: What?
JACK: A bald eagle.

Joke by Jack I., Redmond, Washington
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MIRACLE: Why are plants afraid of math?
MELODY: I’m not sure.
MIRACLE: Because plants don’t like square roots.

Joke by Miracle A., Kingsnorth, U.K.
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Lillian: Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-and-seek?
Jo: Why?
Lillian: Because it’s always spotted.

Joke by Lillian R., Pleasant Gap, Pennsylvania
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GABE: What do you call a cow on an elevator?
RAMSEY: I’m not sure.
GABE: Raising the steaks.

Joke by Gabe M., Cameron, North Carolina
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ABIR: Which is faster: heat or cold?
AMY: I don’t know.
ABIR: Heat. You can catch a cold.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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Mathew: What do you say to make a lumberjack hurry up?
Jose: I’m stumped.
Mathew: “Chop, chop.”

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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LOUIS: How did the bee get out of timeout?
ETHAN: How?
LOUIS: He was on his best bee-havior!

Joke by Louis A.  , Levittown, New York
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MARIANO: What sound does a dizzy turkey make?
JEANNINE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: “Wobble, wobble.”

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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A PUNNY BOOK: "The National Anthem" by Jose Cañu C.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio 
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Benson: Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
Michael: No. What’s that?
Benson: It’s just nuts.

Joke by Benson R. , Rockwall, Texas
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Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make?
Ayn: I don’t know.
Dad: “Broom, broom!”
Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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