Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Waiting for the waiter
No canned food
Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...
Who’s the new guy?
Who’s a good boy?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
Dark side has more shade
Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
Why I am crawling into class
Snowman’s Summer Vacation
Fear of birthdays
Security guards in front of th...
Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
What does IDK mean?
I’m really good at sleeping
Daffynition: Debate
Steal Thanksgiving
Frankenstein’s charging stat...
A man washing his car with his...
Practice makes perfect
Fake-tossed the ball
How to build a treehouse
Pa won’t like it
Four men waiting in the hospit...
Dog therapy
Security guards at a Samsung s...
One smart dachshund
Dress as a possum
If you asked your father for a...
I ate a giant marshmallow
Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
Why Waldo wears stripes
A sleepy woodcutter
A snake’s ice cream cone
Jack, is that you?!
Don’t step on purple mushroo...
“We drive on the parkway”
Robin’s Halloween costume
Alien tourists
Inactive volcano
Junior and the nickle
“Healthy Foods”
When a dad joke becomes a da...
Are bugs good to eat?
God is watching.
New Year’s resolutions
Highway 75
Reporting a flood.
Food we can live in
Where the TV goes on vacation
This is my seeing-eye dog
Illegal right turn.
Where did they meet?
Two things you can never eat f...
Play golf with Jeff anymore
Are these plates clean?
A parrot at the auction.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
Only $25 if you make your own ...
Play golf with Jeff anymore
The untactful sergeant.
A man with penguins in his tru...
Always hot in the corner of th...
Applying for a lumberjack job.
Dumb Dog
Pass the ketchup
Donations for the new town swi...
The kind of car a Jedi drives
We pick Larry
Why we tell actors to break a ...
A joke about peanut butter
3 boys in a candy store.
Swiss Army light saber
When animals tails fall off
Knock, knock. Who’s there? O...
“Evergreen Trees”
Astronaut on a leash
I condemn you to death!
Report Card
Sell it to the school cafeteri...
Dog’s business on the lawn
“Musical Instruments”
David lost his ID
What you get for your birthday
18 letter alphabet
“How To Get To Shore”
“What to buy at the grocery ...
A bear with no teeth
A prince under a spell
You can’t give Elsa a balloo...
A Boy Scout went around lookin...
What will happen next year
A happy cowboy
Apples and oranges in your han...
I ran out of toilet paper
Superhero costume is ripped pa...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.
Mom won a medal.
A man escaped from prison