Laugh at the top 100 funniest jokes, picked from thousands of hilarious submissions by Scout Life readers. These jokes have the highest ratings and are sure to make you laugh out loud.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
No canned food- Who’s a good boy?
- Dark side has more shade
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- Why I am crawling into class
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- Steal Thanksgiving
- How to build a treehouse
- Actually, it’s Brian
- I broke my leg in two places
- Fear of birthdays
- Fake-tossed the ball
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
- What does IDK mean?
- Daffynition: Debate
- Security guards in front of th...
- Pa won’t like it
- Practice makes perfect
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I...
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Who’s the new guy?
- Dog therapy
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- One smart dachshund
- A man washing his car with his...
- Waiting for the waiter
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fi...
- If you asked your father for a...
- The Dark Knight rises
- Dinosaurs love chocolate
- I’m really good at sleeping
- A sleepy woodcutter
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- Dog restrooms
- Inactive volcano
- Jack, is that you?!
- The tarantula was wearing a di...
- Serious side effect
- “We drive on the parkway”
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- Alien tourists
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- Dress as a possum
- The nickel jumped off the brid...
- Junior and the nickle
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- Banana prescriptions
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- New Year’s resolutions
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- “Physics”
- What earthquakes eat dinner on
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- A parrot at the auction.
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- The untactful sergeant.
- Pass the ketchup
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- Looking for a bigger frozen tu...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- Donations for the new town swi...
- David lost his ID
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- “How To Get To Shore”
- Astronaut on a leash
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- When animals tails fall off
- “What to buy at the grocery ...
- Dracula’s DNA results
- Beaver at a restaurant
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- “Healthy Foods”
- What you get for your birthday
- Bear’s drive-up window
- Food we can live in
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- A Boy Scout went around lookin...
- Apples and oranges in your han...
- I ran out of toilet paper