Laugh at the top 100 funniest jokes, picked from thousands of hilarious submissions by Scout Life readers. These jokes have the highest ratings and are sure to make you laugh out loud.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
No canned food- Who’s a good boy?
- Security guards in front of th...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...
- Who’s the new guy?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
- Fear of birthdays
- Dark side has more shade
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- Why I am crawling into class
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- What does IDK mean?
- Steal Thanksgiving
- Dracula’s DNA results
- Daffynition: Debate
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- A man washing his car with his...
- Fake-tossed the ball
- Practice makes perfect
- How to build a treehouse
- Pa won’t like it
- I’m really good at sleeping
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Dog therapy
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I...
- One smart dachshund
- Waiting for the waiter
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- If you asked your father for a...
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fi...
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- Jack, is that you?!
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- Dinosaurs love chocolate
- Alien tourists
- The Dark Knight rises
- A sleepy woodcutter
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- The nickel jumped off the brid...
- Inactive volcano
- Junior and the nickle
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- “Healthy Foods”
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- Food we can live in
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- Dress as a possum
- “Physics”
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- A parrot at the auction.
- We pick Larry
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- The untactful sergeant.
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- “How To Get To Shore”
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- A dog’s favorite seafood
- Looking for a bigger frozen tu...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Pass the ketchup
- Donations for the new town swi...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- Astronaut on a leash
- New Year’s resolutions
- A joke about peanut butter
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- When animals tails fall off
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- Two things you can never eat f...
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- Swiss Army light saber
- “What to buy at the grocery ...
- The fish king
- David lost his ID
- What you get for your birthday
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo
- A bear with no teeth
- Apples and oranges in your han...
- “Evergreen Trees”
“Defense”- A prince under a spell
- You can’t give Elsa a balloo...