Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Waiting for the waiter- Steal Thanksgiving
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- A man washing his car with his...
- Fake-tossed the ball
- What does IDK mean?
- Who’s a good boy?
- Daffynition: Debate
- Why I am crawling into class
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Security guards in front of th...
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- I’m really good at sleeping
- Practice makes perfect
- Pa won’t like it
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- One smart dachshund
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Jack, is that you?!
- Dress as a possum
- Food we can live in
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- “Healthy Foods”
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- If you asked your father for a...
- Don’t step on purple mushrooms
- Junior and the nickle
- Inactive volcano
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- When a dad joke becomes a dad ...
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Highway 75
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- Reporting a flood.
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- Are these plates clean?
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- “What to buy at the grocery st...
- “Musical Instruments”
- David lost his ID
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- A parrot at the auction.
- When animals tails fall off
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- The untactful sergeant.
- Swiss Army light saber
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- A bear with no teeth
- We pick Larry
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- A prince under a spell
- Donations for the new town swi...
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- A joke about peanut butter
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- Pass the ketchup
- Would you punish me for someth...
A Boy Scout went around lookin...- What will happen next year
- You can’t give Elsa a balloon
- What you get for your birthday
- A happy cowboy
- Dog’s business on the lawn
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- “How To Get To Shore”
- If a tomato is a fruit
- Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.
- “Evergreen Trees”
- A man escaped from prison
- Pull a quarter out of my ear
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben
- Apples and oranges in your han...
- Skunk air freshener
- Mom won a medal.
- A balloon’s least favorite act...
- Bear’s drive-up window
- Where french fries were first ...
- “Defense”
- What I got.
- Three friends stranded on an i...
- The insulting parrot.
- Uneaten bread.
- I have classic styling
- Love your cat videos
- The lawyer’s fees
- “How to Fish”
- Three shots in the air
- Why I like my new drum set.
- Imagine you’re on a deserted i...
- Darth Tater