Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
No canned food
Waiting for the waiter
Who’s a good boy?
Dark side has more shade
Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
Security guards in front of th...
Snowman’s Summer Vacation
Who’s the new guy?
Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
Why I am crawling into class
Fake-tossed the ball
What does IDK mean?
I’m really good at sleeping
Daffynition: Debate
Fear of birthdays
A man washing his car with his...
Practice makes perfect
Steal Thanksgiving
Frankenstein’s charging stat...
Pa won’t like it
Four men waiting in the hospit...
Security guards at a Samsung s...
One smart dachshund
Dress as a possum
I ate a giant marshmallow
Why Waldo wears stripes
A sleepy woodcutter
If you asked your father for a...
Jack, is that you?!
A snake’s ice cream cone
Don’t step on purple mushroo...
“We drive on the parkway”
Robin’s Halloween costume
New Year’s resolutions
A man with penguins in his tru...
Inactive volcano
Junior and the nickle
“Healthy Foods”
When a dad joke becomes a da...
Are bugs good to eat?
God is watching.
Highway 75
Reporting a flood.
David lost his ID
Food we can live in
Where the TV goes on vacation
This is my seeing-eye dog
Illegal right turn.
Where did they meet?
Two things you can never eat f...
Play golf with Jeff anymore
Are these plates clean?
A parrot at the auction.
Only $25 if you make your own ...
Play golf with Jeff anymore
The untactful sergeant.
Always hot in the corner of th...
Applying for a lumberjack job.
Dumb Dog
Pass the ketchup
Donations for the new town swi...
“Musical Instruments”
The kind of car a Jedi drives
We pick Larry
Why we tell actors to break a ...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? O...
A joke about peanut butter
A prince under a spell
Swiss Army light saber
3 boys in a candy store.
I condemn you to death!
Report Card
Sell it to the school cafeteri...
When animals tails fall off
Dog’s business on the lawn
Would you punish me for someth...
“Evergreen Trees”
“How To Get To Shore”
“What to buy at the grocery ...
A bear with no teeth
What you get for your birthday
You can’t give Elsa a balloo...
A Boy Scout went around lookin...
Apples and oranges in your han...
What will happen next year
A happy cowboy
18 letter alphabet
Astronaut on a leash
If a tomato is a fruit
Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.
A man escaped from prison
Mom won a medal.
Pull a quarter out of my ear
Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
I ran out of toilet paper
“Defense”
“Granite or marble”
The best thing about Switzerl...
A balloon’s least favorite a...