Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Waiting for the waiter- No canned food
- Who’s the new guy?
- Who’s a good boy?
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
- Security guards in front of th...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...
- Fear of birthdays
- Dark side has more shade
- Why I am crawling into class
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- What does IDK mean?
- Steal Thanksgiving
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fi...
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- Practice makes perfect
- Daffynition: Debate
- Fake-tossed the ball
- The Dark Knight rises
- How to build a treehouse
- A man washing his car with his...
- Pa won’t like it
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Dog therapy
- I’m really good at sleeping
- One smart dachshund
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- Dress as a possum
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- If you asked your father for a...
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- Jack, is that you?!
- A sleepy woodcutter
- Alien tourists
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- “Healthy Foods”
- Inactive volcano
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
- Junior and the nickle
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- New Year’s resolutions
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- Food we can live in
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- A parrot at the auction.
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- The untactful sergeant.
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- “Evergreen Trees”
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- Looking for a bigger frozen tu...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Pass the ketchup
- Donations for the new town swi...
- We pick Larry
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- A joke about peanut butter
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- Swiss Army light saber
- When animals tails fall off
- Two things you can never eat f...
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- “What to buy at the grocery ...
- Dog’s business on the lawn
- The fish king
- “Musical Instruments”
- David lost his ID
- What you get for your birthday
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? O...
- 18 letter alphabet
- “How To Get To Shore”
- A bear with no teeth
- Apples and oranges in your han...
Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo
- Astronaut on a leash
- A prince under a spell
- You can’t give Elsa a balloo...
- A Boy Scout went around lookin...
- A happy cowboy