Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Scout Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...- No canned food
- Waiting for the waiter
- Who’s a good boy?
- Dark side has more shade
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- Security guards in front of th...
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Who’s the new guy?
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- Why I am crawling into class
- Fake-tossed the ball
- What does IDK mean?
- I’m really good at sleeping
- Daffynition: Debate
- Fear of birthdays
- A man washing his car with his...
- Practice makes perfect
- Steal Thanksgiving
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- Pa won’t like it
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- One smart dachshund
- Dress as a possum
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- A sleepy woodcutter
- If you asked your father for a...
- Jack, is that you?!
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- New Year’s resolutions
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- Inactive volcano
- Junior and the nickle
- “Healthy Foods”
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- David lost his ID
- Food we can live in
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- Two things you can never eat f...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- A parrot at the auction.
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- The untactful sergeant.
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Pass the ketchup
- Donations for the new town swi...
- “Musical Instruments”
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- We pick Larry
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? O...
- A joke about peanut butter
- A prince under a spell
- Swiss Army light saber
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- When animals tails fall off
- Dog’s business on the lawn
- Would you punish me for someth...
- “Evergreen Trees”
- “How To Get To Shore”
“What to buy at the grocery ...- A bear with no teeth
- What you get for your birthday
- You can’t give Elsa a balloo...
- A Boy Scout went around lookin...
- Apples and oranges in your han...
- What will happen next year
- A happy cowboy
- 18 letter alphabet
- Astronaut on a leash
- If a tomato is a fruit
- Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.
- A man escaped from prison
- Mom won a medal.
- Pull a quarter out of my ear
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- I ran out of toilet paper
- “Defense”
- “Granite or marble”
- The best thing about Switzerl...
- A balloon’s least favorite a...