Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
Weird,but funny
FUNNY! Im the oldest out of 5 boys and 2 girls
Tell me about it!!!
Right I’m the oldest of 6 boys and 7 girls
I love that joke. And I know my number nickname is Cupcake, nobody said I could t read my brother’s BoysLife. I love the comics and jokes.
I’m first out of thirteen. This guy has no idea
that funny
Weird,but funny LOL
Right. Wonder how they made the joke. Hah!
hahaha I have 2 bro’s and 3 sis’s so I know how the 4th guy feels
P.S.I am aboy
Cool
I have 6 sisters and four brothers I am the middle child
wow 10
I have 5 sisters and 7 brothers!Tell me about it.
OLD! its from flintstones.
i am 1 out of 4 i know how they feel lol!
I am first out of five. I know how he feels as well!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNNY
the message: if you want to be a father (or mother) don’t work at companies with big numbers in the name
nice joke, pretty funny
great
dont get it
that is pretty funny, but old
ihaterunescape, if u look, the first guy had twins and he worked for Minnesota Twins. the second guy worked for 3m and got triplets. the third guy got 4 kids and works for the 4 seasons hotel. if u follow the pattern, than the guy who works for 7 up will get 7 kids!! hope that helped!!
M!ch@3l says: love ur Nick, im behind u fully!! (ihaterunescape)
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT! I shared that joke with about everybody I knew
That Is SOOOOOOOO Good!! Rate it 5
It’s a great joke the first time I heard it, but eventually it gets old.
Hope the guy has the money to support the kids! Hopefully the kids survived. I also wondered how much pounds the fourth guy’s wife gained!?
Eh… wasn’t that funny.
That joke is hilarious! I’ve heard it before but it never gets old!
agree
hilarious
hahahahahaha so funny
joey king of narnia and Runcaperocks55, I can relate to the 4 seasons guy two (I am the oldest with 2 bros. and a sister
i hav two sisters and a brother counting ones who where born at all
OOOO I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
dancing and singing
The moral of this is if you want to have a kid. DO NOT O REPEAT DO NOT work in companys with big numbers in their names.
creep, men dont have childs
samuri i saw that to the flint stones one involved food “2 eggs” 3 biscuits” a dozen dougnuts” 🙂
That joke is as old as the hills.
P.S. What’s wrong with having seven kids?
At once?
the answer to IT’S THE DUDE is that he works for 7
old, but fuuny
samuri,dig dug,and its the dude are off your trolley thats lost its marbles.thats a funny joke.and whats wrong with 7 kids.youd be a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, ha ha! That must be painfull!
lolLOL
ive heard that one it is hilarious
Very funny!
7 kids!that says something.
Funny
516Cub, I diddnt say it wasnt funny, I said it was old. I dont respect this joke because it is not new.
kinda wrong 🙁
LOL LOL LOL!I gotta tell that one to my mom!
That was really funny I know how those guys feel I have four other siblings (there are five total)
Very funny! For those who don’t get it, the 4th man is going to have 7 kids!
maybe i should work for 7up ’cause i wanna have 7 kids
Interesting,I guess.
I am one out of 5 and I don’t feel sorry for the 7up guy because a big family is awesome. I don’t know how only kids can stand it.
This is the best joke ever!
Laugh Out Loud Funny
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
if u guys think ur unlucky im the oldest of 9
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
It was ok.
I’v heard it befor but still pretty funny
the best joke EVER IN THE WRLD
now i get it
I almost agree with dwight eisenhower.
it was kinda’ funny, kinda’ wrong
i would not like to be that 7up guy!
It was funny but I think if it is a little longer it would be funnier.
I am glad I am not the last guy!
CONGRADULATION”S your a father of 7 babies 🙂
Pretty good and funny joke! I love it! Could have been worse– he could’ve worked for Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors!
A really funny joke!
You could have had the guy working at Baskin 31 flavors
relly funny
Beter than 7000!
old,very old
Good joke! But why doesn’t the man want 7 kids?
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
The fith guy is screaming at the top of his lungs, so the 4th guy says “Whats worse than seven kids?” The guy says “I work for the 49ers!”
Very good… but origanal.
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA that is the funniest joke i have ever heard
better than 100,000 auto parts
when i first read this i told it to everyone in the room
warped is all i can say
this joke is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the real message: if you like headaches, work at 7 up
The sixth guy is running into the wall. The fifth guy says ” What could be worse than 49 kids?”
He answers, ”I work for the Miami Dolphins!”
I Like that one:)
that was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I work with ‘Who Wants to be a Millionare’ ”
That would be pretty bad…..
Wonder who will get the 34th baby…
VERY FUNNY… THAT’S CLASSIC COMEDY!!!!!!!
even more funnier than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder it’s number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
paul 1324 u have no! taste this joke rocks i love it it is awsome but ive heard it before but still it gets better every time lol rofl i like even though it is a classic
note:it took me like 10 min to get this up this is soooooo slow
it has a good reason 2 be in first place
This is on my funniest jokes that I have read so far.
I agree with monkey; that was pretty funny 🙂
my step-mom and dad said they wished that didn’t work in 508th fighter wing!:):):)
alex i dont get it! Miami Dolphins?
tht joke is older than the duast on these hills
The seventh guy ran off the building and when he was in the hospital and the men visited him he said
” No fair you guys got normal seats, I had the ejection seat.”
The seventh guy, who is about to jump off the building. Says: I’m the director of Mr.3000!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh!!!
What do you mean Soccer Stud?!!
That joke is soooooooo old, The last time i herd it, i fell of my dinosuar! But its funny too
its halaors
the funniest joke i read-5stars
I hate to tell you this but this joke was made up by my scout master. When he was a kid!!
dang Daniel, youve got some good jokes
wammy123
im not even a boy scout or cubscout but that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I M GLAD U ALL GOT BABY…NOW THATS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY.
good joke
i heard this many times but its still like my faveorite joke ever
nice joke!
I think it is a great joke and that it should be picked for Pedros Pick.
THAT JOKE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my rating: *****!
on second thought, my rating:********** !!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was heard before that’s still pretty good though!
rotfl that is funny!!!!!!!I argee with bobba fett this shuld be pedros pick!!
ROFL LOL ROFL LOL ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that one was funny
PEDRO”S PICK IN WAITING
lol we have a new pedro’s pick
this one is sooooo funny.
septuplets
ps- i am a girl scout, and to some ppl’s surprise, girls do read this stuff
He should have many years of bad luck
hey, I’m an American Heritage Girl and yes, us girls do read this stuff. I also happen to be the oldest of seven kids and this is probably one of the stupidest jokes I’ve ever heard. I can’t figure out why the last man was groaning and banging his head against the wall. He should have been the happiest of them all. Kid’s are a blessing!!!!!!
I feel bad for that guy works at 7UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’ll be in think&grin maybe pedro’s pick
awesome they should put this joke in me!
too bad for the fourth guy. its so sad.=(
I get the Joke, he does not want 7 screaming babies.
You`re right Sora429.
Um, nasty joke, I mean, uh, um, hmmm, what should i say? Oh yeah, It stinks for the fourth guy
If this is Pedro’s pick, i’ll send you $5
It’s Kinda Cool But Taking Care Of Seven Babies I Meen Come On
You are totally right, sharpay_girl13, haha, this joke is so funny I forgot to laugh.
ouch!!!!!!
yeah right
He sure will have a relaxing life
My Troop did a SKIT on this because when they heard it they were ROFL!!!
that 4th guy is goin 2 pay alot 4 his kids college…
I would hate to be him.
poor dude
What about people that work at the movie “101 Doumations”? ;]
that was funny I had to laugh for 10 seconds
ouch
lol Kajillion stars
The bright side is that the fourth guy doesn’t work for the movie Cheaper by the Dozen.
you think thats nice? It must be realy frusturating
I rated it 5 stars what an excellent joke!
I hope the guy that works at 7up is rich, cause he has college to worry about.
i Liked it a lot 🙂 🙂 🙂
“Heard that one, but it’s still funny.”
This joke is probely the best joke I’ve heard on Boy’s Life so far. :>]
I’m with sharked it is sad:-(
man i did not here that but 2 words NOT FUNNY
Lolz what if it was in the future… Rocky has been made so many times i cant count it.
Future:
“Awww…..” groans the fourth guy.
“Whats the problem?” the other guys ask.
“Im and actor in Rocky 5-”
“So? its only five!” the others say.
“No let me finish: Im an actor in Rocky 5000” the fourth guy finishes
Verry funny!!!
Great joke!
really i think it is the best joke here
LOL!!! i luved it!!!!!!!! =-) =) O.O
U
What would happen if he didn’t have 7 or up babies????????????
LOL seven babys id rather die!
that was awesome
i’m a triplet and my! thats why i love this joke!
i meant that im a triplet and thats why i like this joke. the keys slipped
my account is locked and i tryed everything to get it back wat do i do
I love it!
THIS IS THE JOKE OF THE MILLENIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
LOL!!!
This joke is funny
That was very funny. Who made that joke?
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
So funny! 🙂 🙂 🙂
It’s worth 5 stars!!!!!!!
Don’t you like my joke?
Hey SharpyGirl13, your right. Children are a blessing… WHEN THERE BABYS. do you know how much video games cost!?!?!? in my room i have at maby $3,000 worth of video games stuff. SO WHAT IF YOUR THE OLDEST OF 7 KIDS!!! IM the oldest of 20 cousins and 5 kids!
Hillarious!!!!!!!!! I almost cried. My dad didn’t get it though.
Very Creative!
This is like the funniest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, ive heard it b4
Most ppl would feel RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLYYYY srry 4 that guy…not me, i havae 6 sisters and only 1 brother and i’m the secound oldest! Any way, that was an awsome joke.
FUNNY!!! 🙂 (~_~) (*_*)
Daniel C, I really like your joke! Did you make it up or have you heard it before? My little bro laughed so hard, he almost wet his pants. LOL! (at the joke and my little bro)
I wouldn’t want to work for 7-Up or be that guy! One sibling is totally enough! Who agrees with me? 😉
To Yo, Collin! I toatally agree
im the oldest of 2 kids and i have about $700 worth of games in my room
Hey, I am the second oldest of 11. and don’t get me started on my extended family. And when you have a lot of brothers and sisters, you just need a couple of good multiplayer games.
That is so funny. I can’t stop gigling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Free 4 stars 🙂
one of my favorites
SO FUNNY!!!!!!
Your very good at writing jokes
Man my bro and I were laughing for 5 minites straight!! Nice Joke!
He’ll have his hand’s full!
Do 31 Baskin Robbins.Imagine THAT!
GREAT 1,000,000,000 *Stars
Your Jokes Are Funny!!
haha when i read this, the cola i was drinking fizzed out of my nose xD. yeh good joke.
my troop did this as a skit but we added the 49ers.
Thanks for the ieda
not tht is a one of a kind
were did you get that joke? Because it was really funny.infanete stars.
1 *.
This is a RELAY old joke
i am so glad my dad doesnot work for fox47news that is a releif!
HAH (LOL)
GLAD MY DAD I’ST THE HOST OF MILLINARE!!!!!!!!
P.S.LOOK ON THE NEWS ABOUT A FAMILY WHO JUST HAD THEIR 17TH CHILD!!!
nice; twins rule
That is funny.
It’s HILARIOUS! Even my parents laughed!
BEST JOKE ON BOYSLIFE.ORG ABSULUTLY HILLARIUS!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
Thats really funny!
he is going 2 be the dad of 7
Pretty Good
funny
this joke is really funny.
Wow……………………….
Great joke!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rated it 5 out of 5
I tell this joke to EVERYONE!!!
evry1 should rite jokes lke ths!!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of my favorite jokes!!
Why 7 UP?
lol this joke rocks i love these jokes but my dads better ……………………….. maybe
this joke rox my sock! but not both sox. just one.
😮
BEST JOKE THAT I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE IF YOUR IN CUB SCOUTS GO INTO BSA ITS WAY MORE FUN
sAVE OWASIPPE
AWESOME!!!!
SOOOOO funny! I would rather work for “Doubletree”!!! 😀
cool i liked it 😉 🙂 [H]
that’s an awesome joke, i love it lol
🙂 my favorite boyslife joke!
Mildly funny. . .
This joke is wickied funny. By the way my dad works for 7up
that was hilarious
Hmm…. What would happen to a guy who worked for the V8 company?
What would happen If you worked at 20 century FOX??!
That was good!!!!
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& y didnt day say dat day work fa level 3 communications?
it was lol funy!!!!!!!!!
bets joke ever and it should be in TOP 10 for a very long time!!!
lol this joke was funny,
The first men was the luckiest.:)
Oh man..What if you worked for “Million Acres” hotel?
halarious
It was ok, NOT, IT WAS AWESOME
what if the last man worked for infity acers hotel. L OL
Twins are the best, I should know I am one!
Poor guy 8(
the last man is very unlucky!!!!!!!! Maybe he will have seven children at a time……
Wahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolz. I find some of these jokes amusing. This one was good.
Hee! Hee!
Great Five Free Stars!!!
That wasw really funny. LOL
man that was funnnnnnnnny LOL XD
ha that was great!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Me likey
THAT IS DOWN RIGHT HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Nice one, I told it to all my friends, they loved it.
great joke! 🙂 I told it to all my friends to they lol 🙂
BEST JOKE EVER
really good LOL!!!!! #one
I get it, the last guy has seven kids!!
All of them, REALLY!?
sweeet. Can’t wait to use it in my friends.
I’m #5 of 6 kids!
DOWNRIGHT FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHAHA.(not) lol 👿
that was hilarios
LOL
What if the last guy would have said “I work for 7-Eleven”? That would have been pretty funny too, huh?
LOL that was so funny!!!!
One of the funniest jokes I ever heard
at least it`s not 100-100
It is so
good thing he didnt make the movie 101 dalmations (*_*)
I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!
that was a great joke
my dad works at 3m
Sweet!!! 😀 8) 🙂 🙁
NCE JKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for giving me a good laugh,Daniel.Good thing that nobody got hurt in the making of this joke.
the guy who wrote this joke should write more LOL
Thanks for giving me a good laugh,Daniel.Good thing that nobody got hurt in the making of this joke
That’s wierd i have a twin.( *_* )
funny
:):) hahahahahahaha! That is probibly the best joke ever!:):)
VEARY NICE
LOL!!!! FUNNIEST JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!
😀
funny
No wonder he was hitting his head after all hearing about his fellow men and what might happen to him.
i dont think the fourth man can handle 2
babies!!!
thats the best joke ever! i told it to all my friends
I want quadruplets (good one)
This is the best one so far!!!
good joke
okay i feel bad but who doesn’t love us kids
AWESOME joke. never heard anything as good. 🙂
HAHAHA!
i LOVED that one!
Im tryin to figure out what would happen if you work at 7-11? That poor mom lol
😉
yeah ok
That really could’t happen. 4 stars anyway!
funny
That joke was great.
This joke was extremly funny
clever
I finally got that joke. I was thinking about working at 7-Up, but i don’t want to have 7 children.
made me grin funny cool
nicenesss ;))
that could happen.count the stars *****
I totally agree with Yo Momma. You rock Yo Momma!( And 7 children!!!Really uncool!)
=) lol that was hilarious
SUPER
SEVEN CHILDREN UNCOOL.
You got yourself a five star!
intruiging. Post some more, i do enjoy your sense of humor.
Is that even possible?
Funny Joke:-)
Ha Ha
I’LL give you10000000000000stars!
Haha, very clever!
so funny, poor guy
wicked
7 & UP!? WHY NOT 7 11????????????????????
This is the best one. I wouldn’t have wanted to work for Four Seasons or 3M either!
That is funny
That joke is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s the funniest i have ever heard!!!!!
I’d hate to be the guy who works for 7 up
i do not get it and why
i-dog,it wouldn’t be 7 11 because the the guy would have 711 kids
cragolations you are a diet pepsi max worker
FUNNY! SHARED WITH SIBLINGS AND WE CRACKED UP!!!!!!!
poor kids
That was funny. Good thing he didn’t work for 864pops inc.
Oh man! That is one funny joke!
Ha ha thats a good one
halairous
That is Hilarious
ha ha i like that joke
I love that joke!
poor guy:(
Haha!!!! That is such a good joke! Even made my parents laugh!
halirous
i laughed my head off!
I heard that joke and know I’m telling all my friends.
i’d hate 2 be that guy
He should count his blessings, imagine if he worked for Century 21.
dude thats funny. i accually liked thats one =)
haha hilarious, lucky he doesnt work for 20th century fox
hilarious
This is a FUNNY joke!!!!
is that possable!?!?!
This is my favorite joke ever!!
Good thing he does not work at the gas station 7 11
lol!!!
What if he worked for the 99 Cent Store? I’d hate to be that guy.
at least his kids will get free soda
lis (laughing in-side)
I realy feel bad for the guy who worked for 7 up don’t you?
At least he doesn’t work for 711. Anyway, funny.
This is the only one so far that has made me laugh out loud and I’m still laughing from it. Good Job
he should count his blessings.he doesnt work for 911
To bad for the last guy but the first guy is lucky he got twins and twins are the best I should know I am one!!
Haha!!!
Untold last man:
Works for Motel8
poor guy???!!!??? POOR WIFE is more like it!
It can’t be any worse than 13!
They should have made him work for 7 Eleven! 🙂
at least he is’nt a B-ball player on the sweet 16!!(N.C.A.A.)
Good thing he doesn’t work for Motel8,7 Up,and The Minnesota Twins! he would have 17 kids!!!
im laughing so hard, i can’t breathe
poor guy!!1
That was funny!If I worked for Baskin Robbins I think I’ll give 27 babys to old friends who don’t have kids!
Untold last Man ;;
Works for 4H, 7-Up, Motel8, 3M, B Ball sweet 16, and The Minnesota Twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how big the wife is?
i feel sorry for that guy.NOT!!!!!!
uh oh!
He should have worked for Heinz, they have 57 verietys
Yes, the guy should have worked for NCAA Basketball, there are like, 157 teams.
Wow! This is the most funniest joke I’ve ever seen! I think it’s impossible to have 7 kids, is it? I also think the last man should be happy since he at least is a father!
5 Stars
♥The Review Queen♥
id feel bad for a guy who works for the car infinity 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I feel bad for his wife…..
hehe
good for him he’ll have a great time with the babies lol.
HaHaHaHaHaHaH!
That was the best joke ever. 🙂
luv it! 🙂 😉
that was the funniest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!
LoL iam still laughing!!!!!!!
wat about infiniti FX???
hahahaha
that is the most funniest think i have read
So how many kids will the guy have?????????????
Dear Obi-won:
If you’re still wondering about how many kids the guy will have, the answer is 7. It would be funny if there was another guy had a job for fox13. 😆
awesome joke! 🙂
And some adults say 2 kids are hard…
* * * * *: 5 stars on this. I told it to some friends who liked it as well.
yo that was a hot joke it made me laugh
Your awesome at doing jokes
Great joke!
pretty good!
that guy is weird, it might not happen
Fuuuuuuuny LOL
Funny!
I love this joke!
best one on the site
*****
this joke is funny and i would give it ******/*****(6/5 stars)
If he has kids I feel SSOOOO sorry for the mom- 5*****
It could be worse, he could work for 7/11!
the 5th guy works for area 51
the 6th is working on maden 2009
Hey, Blah, I have a coincedence for you. After I told this joke to my mom, she said
the same thing you did!
Poor GUy, Nice joke too
Imagine the father from Cheaper by the Dozen!
Who does he work for?
Go Cubs
Oh no! At least he didn’t work at a lottery place.
Atleast 1 didn’t work for Hundreds Bay. ^.^
At least he didn’t work for thousand island
Funny
ha ha ha at least he didnt work for thousand island hOW would he come
up with all those names and keep track of them
heard it
is #1
I loved that one! so funny!
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol :———)))))))))))))))))). rotflol rotflol rotflol rotflol.
Good thing he did not work for google
What if he worked for Infinity Media?
poor guy :(, good joke though:)
What would happen if he was an operator for 911 emergencies??
pretty funny
pretty funny
(Haw! haw!) FUNNY!!! (haw! haw!)
I am NEVER working for 7 Up! rofl
i don’t get it. 😆
this is a good joke it cracks me up
This is one of my favorite jokes. I tell it to everyone.
What if he worked for Millions Estate!? 🙂
I Dont Get It… Wait wait let me look again. oh now i get it 🙂
that joke is really funny! i’m going to tell it to all my friends
Weird.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is od lol
This is a BL classic… still funny though
This is a funny joke lol [:)]
hahaha thats funny
Great joke I love it 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 FIVE stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel bad for the 4th man.
Good joke! I’m still laughing even though i read it 5 minutes ago! ***** 5 stars!
Great joke
Haha, Pretty good man, i submitted one like that in 06. the version you said was better, Nice!
it is very funny
great punchline
IT WAS HALARIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if he worked for 911 emergency!!
Awsome joke man!!!! Its halarius!!
bambooboy is RIGHT ON, 5 stars
it was a pretty good !5stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i agree with mario=)
what if he worked for the infinty number seveice (dosent exist) but anyway thta is the bst joke!!!!
nice, i cant wait to tell my friends
where is pedro!
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guys wife did not have 7 kids.
lol what if he worked for Infinity
at least he didn’t work for a company called 100 ways to spend your summer!:)
What if the next guy works for Fortune 500 Companies…
how about 20th century fox
i wouldn’t want 7 babies, who would? nice job, though!!! 2 THUMBS UP!!!!!
luckily nobody worked for a phone company.
LOL!!!!!!!
this is the best joke I’ve ever heard
Man,that was fuuny.7 THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice
2 bad 4 the new mom! 😉
u my man are funny
5 ***** 😀
what do you get when you cross a cow and a roaler coaster?
Butter!!!!!!
hehe! Iput a joke on a jokes comments!!!
my mom says one kid is enough…
😀
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was a pretty funny joke1
that was hillrious
that joke is freake hillarous
Funny, funny, and more funny.
At least none of them worked for a calculator company.
Lol! I would like 3 kids 1 boy and 2 girls or maybe four….
Help I can’t stop laught
Help I can’t stop laughing
i told it to my mom and she couldnt stop laughing, she even had milk come out of her nose. but it wasnt that funny to me. my moms wierd.
wait- what if he wrote a book called 1,000 ways to save the world?
thats funny! Seven kids! Lets see 2 boys & 5 girls? NO WAY!
😆 Rolf very funny
that is so funny.
yeah, they made a skit of this joke. it’s called the new father skit, but it’s still funny!
great story it was awesome, but I can’t laugh that easily
that’s funny! I gave it 4 stars.
this is my favorite joke
ivefai tarsai*
also: GO TWINS
*this is pig latin. learn it. it’s fun
when i first started reading it is was kinda weird, when i got to the end it was real funny
the ending mad me lol
five star performance! great job
On the LAUGH-O-METER SCALE I would give this about 100 out of 1,000,000.
that ending was macking me LOL
i don`t get it
LOL BEST JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hilarious
the last guy should have been an actor in 24
ha ha, 7 must be ruff to have 7 kids. some people complain about 3
Ha Ha Ha
OH NO!!! my mom is pregnant and my dad is a 24 hours nurse!!
haha just kiding
My mom complains about 2 kids! 7? Wow!
I feel bad for the last man. 7 kids is so many to have at once.
Another guy was seen, not sure how to feel. He worked for a company called Figure 8 Skating.
I love this joke! Whoever posted this joke makes the best jokes in the universe!:):):)👏🏻😎😜😝😀🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🙃🙂
Loeve it. I’m the youngest out of six I know what he is feeling
I get that and I know the feeling I’m the 2nd out of three it is so chaotic especially when your older sibling is past high school and your younger sibling is in preschool and you in 3rd almost 4th grade…
good joke love it
THE BEST JOKE I’VE HEARD IN TWENTY YEARS!
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER IT IS HILARIOUS
P.S. i start banging my head all the time!
I also am the third youngest of seven!
everybody says your so lucky you have so many siblings! but really….
Amazing joke the man had 7 children
I’m the oldest of five boys so I can definitely relate to the fourth guy.
HAHA! 7 babes that must be crazy……
I’v got 4 sisters! 4 is a lot!!!!(one for each sister)7 is probably too hard!
funny
HAHA 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
I have 6 sisters and 7 brothers! Tell me about it!
I was reading this while washing the dishes and I got soap in my eye this was so funny!!!
haha I’m A girl and have 12 brother help me out
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FUNNY
7 brothers and 7 sisters.
But old kids can handle themselves. But if you’ve got 7 infants… well, all i can say is “Good luck”
That’s Gonna Be 7 Or “Up” Kids, That’s Gonna Be A LOT OF MONEY
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