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Knock, Knock Jokes

Nothing’s more fun than a classic knock, knock joke. Audience participation and a funny pun are the perfect formula for a funny joke.

JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York
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Jeff: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jeff: Boo.
Joe: Boo, who?
Jeff: Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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Tim: Knock, knock.
Chase: Who’s there?
Tim: Doris.
Chase: Doris, who?
Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking.

Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina
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Noah: Knock, knock.
Fred: Who’s there?
Noah: Ida.
Fred: Ida, who?
Noah: No. It’s Idaho.

Joke by Noah D., Nashville, Tennessee
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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Mike: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mike: Wanda.
Rick: Wanda, who?
Mike: Wanda come play outside?

Joke by Cordell G., Sandusky, Ohio
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Kartik: Knock, knock.
Jimmy: Who’s there?
Kartik: Theodore.
Jimmy: Theodore, who?
Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in.

Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Mom: Who’s there?
Alex: Will.
Mom: Will, who?
Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Corey: Knock, knock.
Ethan: Who’s there?
Corey: The doorbell repairman.

Joke by Corey K., Dickinson, North Dakota  
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Kevin: Who’s there?
Chris: Ben.
Kevin: Ben, who?
Chris: Ben standing here for an hour!

Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.
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John: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
John: Repeat.
Peter: Repeat, who?
John: Who, who, who, who ...

Joke by Phillip G., Marshall, Ill.
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Steven: Knock, knock.
Rod: Who’s there?
Steven: Wire.
Rod: Wire, who?
Steven: Wire you asking me this?

Joke by Steven H., Louisville, Ky.
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James: Knock, knock.
Ryan: Who’s there?
James: Boo.
Ryan: Boo, who?
James: What are you crying for? You’re just answering the door!

Joke by Joshua S., El Dorado, Ariz.
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Max: Knock, knock.
Snax: Who’s there?
Max: Water.
Snax: Water, who?
Max: Water you doing in there? Open the door, please!

Joke by Boyd M., San Antonio, Texas
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John: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
John: Cargo.
George: Cargo, who?
John: Cargo beep beep!

Joke by John T., Bellevue, Neb.
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Ethan: Knock, knock.
Jerry: Who’s there?
Ethan: Owls.
Jerry: Owls, who?
Ethan: Yes, they do!

Joke by Ethan M., Beemer, Neb.
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Howard: Knock, knock.
Suzan: Who’s there?
Howard: Canoe.
Suzan: Canoe, who?
Howard: Canoe answer the door, please?

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Matt: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
Matt: Lettuce!
George: Lettuce, who?
Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.
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Hawkeye: Knock, knock.
Bernie: Who’s there?
Hawkeye: Amos.
Bernie: Amos, who?
Hawkeye: A mosquito!

Joke by James J., Valley Lee, Md.
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Dylan: Knock, knock.
Bucky: Who’s there?
Dylan: Jamaican.
Bucky: Jamaican, who?
Dylan: Jamaican me crazy with these knock, knock jokes!

Joke by Dylan B., Austin, Texas
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Sally: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Sally: Lettuce
Gary: Lettuce, who?
Sally: Lettuce in — we’re hungry!

Joke by Connor B., The Plains, Va.
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Mik: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mik: Annie.
Rick: Annie, who?
Mik: Annie thing you can do, I can do better!<

Joke by Miklos S., Rockville, Md.
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