Knock, Knock Jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Luke.
Bill: Luke, who?
Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
1 comments

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ASA: Knock, knock.
CINDY: Who’s there?
ASA: Wendy.
CINDY: Wendy, who?
ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.

Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico
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AXEL: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
AXEL: Tank.
BEN: Tank, who?
AXEL: You’re welcome!

Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois
3 comments

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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Samuel: Who’s there?
Charlie: Hatch.
Samuel: Hatch, who?
Charlie: Bless you!

Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee
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PATRICK: Knock, knock.
BRADY: Who’s there?
PATRICK: Candice.
BRADY: Candice, who?
PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here?

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
2 comments

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Alex: Knock, knock.
Billy: Who’s there?
Alex: Woo.
Billy: Woo, who?
Alex: Don’t get too excited — it’s just a joke!

Joke by Alex K., Davis, California
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Beth.
Chris: Beth, who?
Jeremy: Thank you, but I didn’t sneeze!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York
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Jeff: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jeff: Boo.
Joe: Boo, who?
Jeff: Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
5 comments

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Tim: Knock, knock.
Chase: Who’s there?
Tim: Doris.
Chase: Doris, who?
Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking.

Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina
6 comments

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Noah: Knock, knock.
Fred: Who’s there?
Noah: Ida.
Fred: Ida, who?
Noah: No. It’s Idaho.

Joke by Noah D., Nashville, Tennessee
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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Mike: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mike: Wanda.
Rick: Wanda, who?
Mike: Wanda come play outside?

Joke by Cordell G., Sandusky, Ohio
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Kartik: Knock, knock.
Jimmy: Who’s there?
Kartik: Theodore.
Jimmy: Theodore, who?
Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in.

Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Mom: Who’s there?
Alex: Will.
Mom: Will, who?
Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Corey: Knock, knock.
Ethan: Who’s there?
Corey: The doorbell repairman.

Joke by Corey K., Dickinson, North Dakota
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Kevin: Who’s there?
Chris: Ben.
Kevin: Ben, who?
Chris: Ben standing here for an hour!

Joke by Christopher Z., Hopewell Junction, N.Y.
1 comments

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John: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
John: Repeat.
Peter: Repeat, who?
John: Who, who, who, who ...

Joke by Phillip G., Marshall, Ill.
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Steven: Knock, knock.
Rod: Who’s there?
Steven: Wire.
Rod: Wire, who?
Steven: Wire you asking me this?

Joke by Steven H., Louisville, Ky.
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James: Knock, knock.
Ryan: Who’s there?
James: Boo.
Ryan: Boo, who?
James: What are you crying for? You’re just answering the door!

Joke by Joshua S., El Dorado, Ariz.
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Max: Knock, knock.
Snax: Who’s there?
Max: Water.
Snax: Water, who?
Max: Water you doing in there? Open the door, please!

Joke by Boyd M., San Antonio, Texas
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John: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
John: Cargo.
George: Cargo, who?
John: Cargo beep beep!

Joke by John T., Bellevue, Neb.
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