Laugh at 100s of Funny Knock, Knock Jokes by Scout Life Readers

BRODY: Knock, knock.
HENRY: Who’s there?
BRODY: Cash.
HENRY: Cash, who?
BRODY: No, thanks, but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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STEVE: Knock, knock.
DAVE: Who’s there?
STEVE: Alaska.
DAVE: Alaska, who?
STEVE: Alaska again — what do you want for Christmas?

Joke by Rakesh V., Fremont, California
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MARIAN: Knock, knock.
CLARA: Who’s there?
MARIAN: Witches.
CLARA: Witches, who?
MARIAN: Witches your favorite song in Frozen?

Joke by Marian B., Naples, Florida
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GRAHAM: Knock, knock.
TOM: Who’s there?
GRAHAM: Isabel.
TOM: Isabel, who?
GRAHAM: Isabel, working? I had to knock.

Joke by Graham A., Wichita, Kansas
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Marian: Knock, knock.
Clara: Who’s there?
Marian: Icing.
Clara: Icing, who?
Marian: Icing in music class.

Joke by Marian B., Naples, Florida
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Paul: Knock, knock.
Lynn: Who’s there?
Paul: Juicy.
Lynn: Juicy, who?
Paul: Juicy who threw that snowball at me?

Joke by Ameen M., Mililani, Hawaii
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Allison: Knock, knock.
Cassidy: Who’s there?
Allison: Snow.
Cassidy: Snow, who?
Allison: It’s snow use. This door will never open.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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ALEX: Knock, knock.
ZANDER: Who’s there?
ALEX: Alex.
ZANDER: Alex, who?
ALEX: Alex the questions around here.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, New Jersey
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TATYANA: Knock, knock.
BRYCE: Who’s there?
TATYANA: Polar bears.
BRYCE: Polar bears, who?
TATYANA: No, polar bears roar.

Joke by Tatyana K., Chattaroy, Washington
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JOSH: Knock, knock.
SAMANTHA: Who’s there?
JOSH: Dexter.
SAMANTHA: Dexter, who?
JOSH: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B. , Dublin, Ohio
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
RON: Who’s there?
JAMES: Water.
RON: Water, who?
JAMES: Water you waiting for?

Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas
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CASEY: Knock, knock.
PAT: Who’s there?
CASEY: Lettuce.
PAT: Lettuce, who?
CASEY: Lettuce in. It’s cold out here.

Joke by Zeeshan N., Bridgeport, Connecticut
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Seth: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Seth: Arthur.
Sam: Arthur, who?
Seth: Arthur any more cookies? I’m hungry.

Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minnesota
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JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 seconds?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 minutes?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 days?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Knock, knock.
ADA: Who’s there?
JACKSON: I thought you said you’d remember me!

Joke by Jackson B., Ellicott City,Maryland
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TOM: Knock, knock.
JERRY: Who’s there?
TOM: Dewey.
JERRY: Dewey, who?
TOM: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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Brody: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Brody: Cash.
Henry: Cash, who?
Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!

Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?

Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
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Quinn: Knock, knock.
Ron: Who’s there?
Quinn: Jess.
Ron: Jess, who?
Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Illinois
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RAAGHAV: Knock, knock.
JIM: Who’s there?
RAAGHAV: Water.
JIM: Water, who?
RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Joke by Raaghav K., Fremont, California
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Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.

Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
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KYLE: Knock, knock.
TREY: Who’s there?
KYLE: Yodel ye.
TREY: Yodel ye, who?
KYLE: I didn’t know you could yodel.

Joke by Kyle S. , Harleysville, Pennsylvania
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Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi: Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi: Carrie, who?
Louie: Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy: Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?
Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo.

Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya: Who’s there?
Charlie: Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
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