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Zombie tests

NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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Go long again!

Comic by Van Scott
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Bees with sticky hair

HEATHER: Why do bees have sticky hair?
JANE: I don’t know.
HEATHER: Because they use honeycombs.
Joke by Heather M., Merritt Island, Florida
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Turkeys might be trolls

GREGORY: Why do I think that turkeys might be trolls?
SAMUEL: No idea.
GREGORY: Because they’re always goblin.
Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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The roundest knight

LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.
Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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Sailboat jump start

Comic by Scott Masear
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Light bulb’s advice

BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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First restaurant on the moon

CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.
Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Barbie’s doctor

THOMAS: What kind of doctor does a Barbie go to?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A plastic surgeon.
Joke by Thomas G., Morton, Pennsylvania
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What’s your superpower?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A bunny with fleas

QUINN: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
DANIEL: Tell me.
QUINN: Bugs Bunny.
Joke by Quinn R., St. Peters, Missouri
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What does a wasp wear?

EVAN: What does a wasp wear?
ALEXA: What?
EVAN: A yellowjacket!
Joke by Evan A., Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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Elephants with red toenails

JEAN: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
PHIL: Why?
JEAN: To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
PHIL: No.
JEAN: See? It works great!
Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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Scenic view

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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It’s hard to be a cliff

GREGORY: Why is it so hard to be a cliff?
ROMAN: I’m stumped.
GREGORY: Because they’re always on edge.
Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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What the tent said to the sleeping bag

PHOENIX: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
LONDON: I haven’t the foggiest.
PHOENIX: “I’ve got you covered.”
Joke by Phoenix W., Waynesville, Ohio
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The Rolling Scones

WILLIAM: What’s a British person’s favorite band at teatime?
KAYLA: Which one?
WILLIAM: The Rolling Scones!
Joke by William K., Floral Park, New York
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Set notifications to hibernation mode

Comic by Jon Carter
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Wearing a canoe as a hat

ROCCO: Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
JIMMY: Huh?
ROCCO: Yeah, because it’s capsized.
Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Is an ATM a time machine?

WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?"
Joke by Luke O., Fulton, Maryland
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Joke about the breeze

TIM: Do you want to hear the joke about the breeze?
LUKE: Yeah, why not?
TIM: Sorry! Right now, it’s just a draft.
Joke by Tim O., Fulton, Maryland
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Sad-eyed puppy face

Comic by Van Scott
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Frog takes the bus to work

SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.
Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Giraffe’s favorite fruit

ISAIAH: What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
HADDIE: I haven’t a clue.
ISAIAH: A neck-tarine.
Joke by Isaiah K., Homer, Alaska
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How many cookies would you have?

TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.
Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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Everyone tastes like pumpkin spice

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Rubik’s Cube enjoys suspenseful films

BRANDON: Why does a Rubik’s Cube enjoy suspenseful films?
CHLOE: Tell me.
BRANDON: Because of all the twists and turns.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Guide to Making Walking Sticks

A PUNNY BOOK: A Guide to Making Walking Sticks by Will O’Branch.
Joke by Charlie S., Crozet, Virginia
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What ghosts like to eat

TALIA: What do ghosts like to eat?
LEORA: I’m clueless.
TALIA: Spook-ghetti.
Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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Out of candy

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Which plant likes Halloween best?

TJ: Which plant likes Halloween the most?
EMILY: I have no clue.
TJ: Bam-boo!
Joke by TJ P., Ankeny, Iowa
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Why the baseball player crossed the road

ALEXANDER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
TYLER: Why?
ALEXANDER: He was going home.
Joke by Alexander H., Austin, Texas
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Birds give tweets to trick-or-treaters

SHAWN: What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?
CURREN: What?
SHAWN: Tweets.
Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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