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Don’t use the word “egg” for your password

MAX: Don’t use the word “egg” for your password.
JOE: Why not?
MAX: It cracks easily!

Joke by Max G., Nova Scotia, Canada
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Poison ivy, not the super-villain

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the traffic light said to the other traffic light

KEVIN: What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
TOMMY: Tell me.
KEVIN: “Don’t look — I’m changing.”
Joke by Kevin C., South Bend, Indiana
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A frog’s favorite drink

KADEN: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
BILL: I have no idea.
KADEN: Diet croak!
Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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A person dancing in the rearview mirror

AADITYA: What do you call a person dancing in the rearview mirror?
CARLOS: I don’t know. What?
AADITYA: A backup dancer!
Joke by Aaditya V.
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I don’t love birthday parties

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock knock. Who’s there? You

JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!
Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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“I forgot what I was going to buy at the store”

TOM SWIFTIE: “I forgot what I was going to buy at the store,” Tom said listlessly.
Joke by Lily B., Carmel, Indiana
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“I really have to go“

TOM SWIFTIE: “I really have to go,” Tom ran on.
Joke by Kaelin C., Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
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Books in the mystery section

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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I can jump higher than our house

Hannah: I told my brother I could jump higher than our house.
Mira: And?
Hannah: I did! Our house isn’t very good at jumping.
Joke by Hannah W., Freeport, Minnesota
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What a snowman likes to do on the weekend?

Hailey: What does a snowman like to do on the weekend?
Bianca: No idea.
Hailey: Chill out!
Joke by Hailey L., Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
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Why people love Chapstick

Andrew: Do you know why people love Chapstick?
Peter: No. Why?
Andrew: Because it’s the balm!
Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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Thor goes camping

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the firecracker said to the other firecracker

ADISON: What did one firecracker say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know. What?
ADISON: “You crack me up!”
Joke by Adison S., Reedsville, Wisconsin
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What cows celebrate on Dec. 31

MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31?
BOB: I don’t know.
MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve!
Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington
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“Unknown Burglar”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Unknown Burglar” by Miss Turry.
Joke by Curtis B., Union, Mississippi
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The mothership approaches

Comic by Scott Nickel
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“Buried Under Everest Snow”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Buried Under Everest Snow” by Ava Lanche.
Joke by Tanish T., Short Hills, New Jersey
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When you cross a snowman with a vampire

Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!
Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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What the peanut butter said to the grape

BEN: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
JACK: I don’t know.
BEN: “ ’Tis the season to be jelly.”
Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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Snail’s racing stripe

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas

DONALD: What’s Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas?
WILL: What?
DONALD: Elfalfa milkshakes!
Joke by Donald G., Columbia, South Carolina
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“A Guide to Christmas Cheer”

A PUNNY BOOK: “A Guide to Christmas Cheer” by Holly Jollie.
Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Santa Claus with unfolded clothes

NATHANIEL: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
TYLER: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: Kris Wrinkle.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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No more free hand lotion

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A Viking named Rudolph the Red

One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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Santa’s favorite singer

SUIYAO: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
DAVID: I don’t know.
SUIYAO: Elf-is Presley!
Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
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“A Cat Delivering Presents”

A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws.
Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California
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Bear job interview

Comic by Jon Carter
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The cat that married the glove

SHEPHERD: Did you hear about the cat that married the glove?
BEN: No. What happened?
SHEPHERD: They had mittens.
Joke by Shepherd T., Lititz, Pennsylvania
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Where a snowman keeps his money

Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.
Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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When the kid didn’t want to make a snowman

DREW: What did the kid say when he didn’t want to make a snowman?
JIM: What?
DREW: “It’s snow fun!”
Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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