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Why we tell actors to break a leg

PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
JOAN: I don’t know.
PETER: Because every play has a cast.

Joke by Peter D., San Mateo, California
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Bird song stuck in my head

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Have you ever seen Sasquatch?

First Scout: Have you ever seen Sasquatch?
Second Scout: Not Yeti!
Joke by Christopher B., Chandler, Arizona
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Why mummies don’t go camping

LOUIE: Why don’t mummies go camping?
JADE: Tell me.
LOUIE: Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax.
Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Cinderella is bad at soccer

Aiden: Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
Alythia: I don’t know.
Aiden: Because she ran away from the ball.
Joke by Aiden R., Arkansas Pass, Texas
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What? I get cold!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A frog’s favorite drink

MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
HALEY: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Croak-a-cola.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash.

Brody: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Brody: Cash.
Henry: Cash, who?
Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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A fairy tale made by a giraffe

ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale.
Joke by Enzo S., Redondo Beach, California
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Dinosaurs at the diner

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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What the tree put on its lips

DOMINIK: What did the tree put on its lips?
GREG: I’m stumped.
DOMINIK: Sap stick.
Joke by Dominik W., Bozeman, Montana
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben.

KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!
Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon
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The leading cause of dry skin

Alastair: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Matilda: Tell me.
Alastair: Towels.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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Thanks to all the little people

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Marshmallow crossing the road

ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.
Joke by Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
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Having a worm in your apple

Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.
Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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This coffee tastes like mud

MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.
Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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Rapunzel’s knots

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The teddy bear said no to dessert

London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.
Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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“Fatherly Advice”

A punny book: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.
Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, California
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When the sun feared the eclipse

KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”
Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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Where is that geocache?

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Waiting to hear a construction joke

JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke?
JADE: Sure!
JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island
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What mermaids wash their fins with

TAYLOR: What do mermaids wash their fins with?
PEYTON: I’m stumped.
TAYLOR: Tide.
Joke by Taylor E., Tempe, Arizona
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How trees access the internet

Robin: How do trees access the internet?
Jaden: Tell me.
Robin: They log in.
Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California
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Shark dining spots

Comic by Scott Nickel
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When the detective couldn’t crack the case

CHRISTOPHER: What did the detective say when he couldn’t crack the case?
MARCUS: I haven’t the foggiest clue.
CHRISTOPHER: Wow. That’s right!
Joke by Christopher M., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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The scout brought a ladder to the game

Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game?
Mandy: Why?
Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high.
Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota
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The best place to grow a garden in a school

ADALYNN: Where is the best place to grow a garden in the school?
KAREN: Where?
ADALYNN: In kinder-garden.
Joke by Adalynn D., Fonda, Iowa
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We need an exit strategy!

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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What the scout said to the fish

MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish?
FAITH: What?
MATILDA: “Catch you later.”
Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas
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A cow that plays the guitar

MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Why the boy buried his flashlight

Alastair: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Joshua: I’m not sure.
Alastair: Because it was dead.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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