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Where Domino’s Pizza lives

Dom: Where does Domino’s Pizza live?
Beth: I’m not sure.
Dom: In the Pizza Hut!

Joke by Dom C., Pasadena, California
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The Snake Ate the Meatballs

Comic by Scott Nickel
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“This hike is quite slow”

TOM SWIFTIE: “This hike is quite slow,” Tom said sluggishly.
Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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What the pig said

CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun?
JAMES: I don’t know.
CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.”
Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey
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A balloon’s least favorite type of music

Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Faith: What?
Hudson: Pop!
Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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The Air Force Inbox

Comic by Jon Carter
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The easiest thing to eat

THEO: What’s the easiest thing to eat?
MARCO: What?
THEO: A piece of cake.
Joke by Theodore M., Lexington, Kentucky
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Daffynition: Marshmallow

Daffynition: Marshmallow — A very calm swamp.
Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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“My power went out”

TOM SWIFTIE: “My power went out,” Tom said darkly.
Joke by Alex F., Paso Robles, California
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Fish Aerobics

Comic by Scott Masear
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What an elephant wears to the beach

ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach?
JONAH: What?
ELI: Swimming trunks.
Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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Laughing in Hawaii

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?”
Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke.

Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Luke.
Bill: Luke, who?
Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see.
Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Godzilla’s Selfie

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A donkey with earmuffs

Parker: What do you call a donkey with earmuffs?
Connor: No clue.
Parker: Anything, because it can’t hear you.
Joke by Parker L., Portland, Oregon
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy

ASA: Knock, knock.
CINDY: Who’s there?
ASA: Wendy.
CINDY: Wendy, who?
ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.
Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico
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I didn’t like facial hair

RHYS: I used to not like facial hair.
JOSH: What changed?
RHYS: It’s growing on me now.
Joke by Rhys M., Acworth, Georgia
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Not Frozen Food Again

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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“I only have vegetables”

TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly.
Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Where shoes like going during summer vacation

Ninad: Where do shoes like to go during summer vacation?
Dustin: Where?
Ninad: Boot camp!
Joke by Ninad K., Fanwood, New Jersey
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How to put a baby alien to sleep

BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
HALEY: I don’t know. How?
BARRETT: You rocket.
Joke by Barrett M., Acworth, Georgia
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I Said ‘Brain’ Not ‘Bran’

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Harry Potter’s favorite school subject

Christian: What is Harry Potter’s favorite school subject?
Haley: Defense against the dark arts?
Christian: No, it’s spelling.
Joke by Christian P., Vista,California
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What hairstyle sheep like best

DREW: What kind of hairstyle do sheep like best?
BILLY: I have no idea.
DREW: A goatee!
Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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When you mix a pig and a dinosaur

Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur?
Victoria: I have no idea.
Gavin: Jurassic pork!
Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts
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He Was Going 525 MPH

Comic by Scott Nickel
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“Walking to School”

A Punny Book: “Walking to School” by Misty Buss.
Joke by Preston P., Chattanooga, Tennessee
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When the horse fell

ZACHARY: What did the horse say when she fell?
JAMES: What?
ZACHARY: “Help! I can’t giddy up.”
Joke by Zachary I., Portland, Oregon
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When a dog hits a tree

London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree?
Sarah: Tell me.
London: “Bark!”
Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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First Vacation in Years

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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“The Science of Sleep”

A PUNNY BOOK: “The Science of Sleep” by Fay Teague.
Joke by Alex B., Kernersville, North Carolina
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What the teacher said to the lightbulb

LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
CORY: Tell me.
LUKE: “You have a bright future!”
Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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I had a dream last night

Carson: Last night I had a dream.
Phil: What happened?
Carson: I dreamed I was swimming in a pool of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea.
Joke by Carson C., Fort Worth, Texas
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