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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben.

KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!

Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon
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He made the cheerleading squad

Comic by Van Scott
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The leading cause of dry skin

Alastair: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Matilda: Tell me.
Alastair: Towels.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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Marshmallow crossing the road

ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.
Joke by Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
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Having a worm in your apple

Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.
Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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Almond milk is nuts

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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This coffee tastes like mud

MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.
Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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The teddy bear said no to dessert

London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.
Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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“Fatherly Advice”

A punny book: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.
Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, California
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Tag, you’re it!

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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When the sun feared the eclipse

KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”
Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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Waiting to hear a construction joke

JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke?
JADE: Sure!
JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island
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What mermaids wash their fins with

TAYLOR: What do mermaids wash their fins with?
PEYTON: I’m stumped.
TAYLOR: Tide.
Joke by Taylor E., Tempe, Arizona
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Frankenstein’s angry face

Comic by Scott Nickel
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How trees access the internet

Robin: How do trees access the internet?
Jaden: Tell me.
Robin: They log in.
Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California
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When the detective couldn’t crack the case

CHRISTOPHER: What did the detective say when he couldn’t crack the case?
MARCUS: I haven’t the foggiest clue.
CHRISTOPHER: Wow. That’s right!
Joke by Christopher M., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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The scout brought a ladder to the game

Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game?
Mandy: Why?
Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high.
Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota
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Everyone needs a hobby

Comic by Van Scott
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The best place to grow a garden in a school

ADALYNN: Where is the best place to grow a garden in the school?
KAREN: Where?
ADALYNN: In kinder-garden.
Joke by Adalynn D., Fonda, Iowa
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What the scout said to the fish

MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish?
FAITH: What?
MATILDA: “Catch you later.”
Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas
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A cow that plays the guitar

MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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At least it’s easy to paint

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Why the boy buried his flashlight

Alastair: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Joshua: I’m not sure.
Alastair: Because it was dead.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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A baby who loves the Super Bowl

QUINTEN: What do you call a baby who loves the Super Bowl?
DAVID: I’m stumped.
QUINTEN: Vince Lombaby.
Joke by Quinten C. , Pasadena, Maryland
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When you cross a fish and an elephant

Jackson: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jackson: Swimming trunks.
Joke by Jackson W., Ballwin, Missouri
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Cats aggravate my wheezing

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arya.

Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?
Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
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What one bee said to the other bee

JAMES: What did one bee say to the other bee?
FRANCIS: What?
JAMES: Nothing! They just danced.
Joke by James H., Manassas, Virginia
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Why the zombie crossed the road

ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road?
DAVID: I don’t know.
ALEX: To get to the dead end.
Joke by Alex W., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Swum in schools my whole life

Comic by Scott Masear
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Where the greatest archery champions live

JACQUELINE: In what state do the greatest archery champions live?
MASON: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: Arrow-zona.
Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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Hard to deal with

BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with?
SEAN: Tell me.
BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Why sharks swim in salt water

MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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