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What hairstyle sheep like best

DREW: What kind of hairstyle do sheep like best?
BILLY: I have no idea.
DREW: A goatee!

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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Beat him at Donkey Kong

Comic by Scott Nickel
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When you mix a pig and a dinosaur

Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur?
Victoria: I have no idea.
Gavin: Jurassic pork!
Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts
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“Walking to School”

A Punny Book: “Walking to School” by Misty Buss.
Joke by Preston P., Chattanooga, Tennessee
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When the horse fell

ZACHARY: What did the horse say when she fell?
JAMES: What?
ZACHARY: “Help! I can’t giddy up.”
Joke by Zachary I., Portland, Oregon
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Fireman working from home

Comic by Scott Masear
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When a dog hits a tree

London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree?
Sarah: Tell me.
London: “Bark!”
Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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“The Science of Sleep”

A PUNNY BOOK: “The Science of Sleep” by Fay Teague.
Joke by Alex B., Kernersville, North Carolina
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What the teacher said to the lightbulb

LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
CORY: Tell me.
LUKE: “You have a bright future!”
Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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Burying bones on the moon

Comic by Scott Masear
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I had a dream last night

Carson: Last night I had a dream.
Phil: What happened?
Carson: I dreamed I was swimming in a pool of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta-sea.
Joke by Carson C., Fort Worth, Texas
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DAFFYNITION: Debate

DAFFYNITION: Debate — What goes on the hook to catch fish.
Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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“Uncertainty”

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Uncertainty” by Will C
Joke by Tom L., London, Ohio
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Darth Vader’s dad jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Thor’s brother

ALEX: Why did everyone want Thor’s brother to come to a hangout?
TOM: I’m not sure.
ALEX: Because he was Loki.
Joke by Alex L., Syracuse, New York
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Going to a car show

AIDEN: Hey, guess what?
ERIN: What?
AIDEN: I’m going to a car show next week!
ERIN: OK, but it will be exhausting.
Joke by Aiden M., Visalia, California
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“That’s the last time I pet a lion”

Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly.
Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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Catch of the day

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Why bees have sticky hair

DYLAN: Why do bees have sticky hair?
CASEY: Why?
DYLAN: Because they use honeycombs.
Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
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After the trailer and the truck fell in love

Monroe: What did the trailer and the truck do after they fell in love?
Amanda: What?
Monroe: They got hitched.
Joke by Monroe L., Greensboro, North Carolina
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An animal that doesn’t deserve straight A’s

DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school?
SHAWN: I don’t know.
DEVOM: A cheetah!
Joke by Devom B., Eastvale, California
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Baseball teams named after birds

Comic by Scott Nickel
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How the butcher introduced his wife

Cameron: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Greg: I don’t know. How?
Cameron: “Meet Patty.”
Joke by Cameron L., Williams, Oregon
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What the alpaca said

ALAYNA: What did the alpaca say when he was kicked off the farm?
TIA: I’m stumped.
ALAYNA: “Alpaca my bags.”
Joke by Alayna N., Round Rock, Texas
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There’s no knock- knock joke about America

Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.
Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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Wee growth spurt

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why is it called a plant?

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?”
Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California
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A baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie

ANNA: What is a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
JIMMY: I’m stumped.
ANNA: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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“Exercise”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Exercise” by Jim Coach.
Joke by Lucas B., Tulare, California
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Playing fetch with a snowman

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank.

AXEL: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
AXEL: Tank.
BEN: Tank, who?
AXEL: You’re welcome!
Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois
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What the genie granted the basketball player

MICAH: What did the genie grant the basketball player?
CALEB: I don’t know.
MICAH: Three swishes!
Joke by Micah W., Chandler, Arizona
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I race cars for a living

Erika: What do you do for a living?
Michael: I race cars.
Erika: Wow! Do you win a lot of races?
Michael: No. The cars are usually much faster.
Joke by Michael H., Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
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