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Hiking is a walk in the park

PATRICK: My friends said hiking would be a walk in the park.
WALKER: Well, how was it?
PATRICK: Turns out, it’s a walk up a mountain.

Joke by Patrick B., Fairfax, Virginia
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Fun-size batwings

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Who’s there? Leaf

GRANT: Knock, knock.
DAVE: Who’s there?
GRANT: Leaf.
DAVE: Leaf, who?
GRANT: Leaf me alone. I’m telling a joke.
Joke by Grant H., Zebulon, North Carolina
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Bankers thought the rabbit was rich

GARNER: Why did the bankers think the rabbit was rich?
HARRISON: Why?
GARNER: Because it said it had 24 carrots.
Joke by Garner R., Norwalk, Iowa
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Ghost lost in the fog

MATEO: What happens when a ghost is lost in the fog?
SARAH: What?
MATEO: He’s mist.
Joke by Mateo P., Pleasant Hill, California
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You shall not pass

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Where fish go on vacation

JOSHUA: Where do fish go on vacation?
JAMES: I don’t know.
JOSHUA: Finland.
Joke by Joshua C., Jacksonville, Florida
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Who’s there? Boo.

OSCAR: Knock, knock.
LOUIS: Who’s there?
OSCAR: Boo.
LOUIS: Boo, who?
OSCAR: Don’t be sad. It’s just a joke!
Joke by Oscar M., Mountain View, California
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What the Wi-Fi said to the teen

TEDDY: What did the Wi-Fi say to the teenager?
RILEY: What?
TEDDY: “I feel like you only connect with me when you need something.”
Joke by Teddy W., Lambertville, New Jersey
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Robin’s Halloween costume

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Keys to unlock a banana

WILLIAM: What keys unlock a banana?
EMMA: What?
WILLIAM: Monkeys.
Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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What birds say on Halloween

AYN: What do the birds say on Halloween night?
JANE: What?
AYN: “Twick-or-tweet.”
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Monsters attacked our house

NATHANIEL: What time would it be if a monster attacked our house?
TIM: I’m not sure.
NATHANIEL: Time to move out.
Joke by Nathaniel H., Tabor, New Jersey
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No fly in my soup

Comic by Thomastoons
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My car horn is broken

JUSTIN: My car horn wasn’t working, so I took it to a Scout.
SEAN: How’d it go?
JUSTIN: He fixed it and said, “Beep repaired!”
Comic by Justin B., Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
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Why elephants don’t use computers

LIAM: Why don’t elephants use computers?
TYLER: Tell me.
LIAM: Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Joke by Liam A., Whitewater, Kansas
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When a cat stubs its toe

HENRY: What does a cat say when it stubs its toe?
KYLE: What?
HENRY: “Me-OW!”
Joke by Kyle R., Olathe, Kansas
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Pink duct tape

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Information

DAFFYNITION: Information -- How geese fly.
Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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Business at a new flower shop

AYN: What happened when the florist opened her flower shop?
MAX: What?
AYN: Business was blooming.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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New Avengers movie

TRACE: Did you see the new Avengers movie?
DANNY: No. How was it?
TRACE: It was marvelous!
Joke by Trace P., Groton, South Dakota
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Frosty’s summer vacation

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Red is a nurse’s favorite crayon color

GUS: Why is a nurse’s favorite crayon red?
KEVIN: Why?
GUS: Because they might have to draw blood.
Joke by Gus M., Stanley, Virginia
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Book about glue

SAMUEL: Did you hear about the book on glue?
MIKE: No. Is it any good?
SAMUEL: Apparently, you can’t put it down.
Joke by Samuel S., Glenview, Illinois
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Neck-decorating contest

ARTIE: Who won the neck-decorating contest?
LUISA: I don’t know.
ARTIE: It was a tie.
Joke by Arthur N., Wilmette, Illinois
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Huge falling acorns

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Baby corn asked mama corn

KAROLIINA: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
JANE: What?
KAROLIINA: “Where’s my popcorn?”
Joke by Karoliina A., Catonsville, Maryland
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A roamin’ numeral

JD: What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
KEVIN: I’m stumped!
JD: A roamin’ numeral.
Joke by JD C., San Ramon, California
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Mummies love birthday parties

CHARLES: Why do mummies love birthday parties?
PHILLIP: I’m stumped.
CHARLES: They enjoy good wrapping.
Joke by Charles T., Memphis, Tennessee
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Sharing the pizza

Comic by Scott Masear
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quicksand

IVOR: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
IVOR: Quicksand.
BEN: Quicksand, who?
IVOR: Stop with the questions and help me already!
Joke by Ivor K., Belmont, North Carolina
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Playground’s favorite meal

JAMES: What is a playground’s favorite meal?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
JAMES: Sliders.
Joke by James W., Fort Worth, Texas
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An elephant on vacation

MAX: How can you tell when an elephant is going on vacation?
JAMES: How?
MAX: He packs his trunk.
Joke by Max H., Flowery Branch, Georgia
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