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A lady in the middle of a tennis court

MARCUS: What do you call a lady in the middle of a tennis court?
HAYDEN: I haven’t the foggiest.
MARCUS: Annette!

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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You eat like a pig

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Elastic and plays music

TOM: What’s elastic and plays music?
JANE: Tell me.
TOM: A rubber band.
Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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A stone’s favorite phrase

JAYDEN: What’s a stone’s favorite phrase?
AIDEN: I’m stumped.
JAYDEN: “You rock!”
Joke by Jayden C., Secaucus, New Jersey
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What a zombie vegetarian eats

Arhan: What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Rohan: I have no clue.
Arhan: Grains!
Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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Relax, it’s mashed cauliflower

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A weasel walks into a restaurant

A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT,
and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan
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I don’t trust stairs

Jeremy: I don’t trust stairs.
Clark: Why not?
Jeremy: Because they’re always up to something.
Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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What a duck says at the barbershop

RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop?
LEVI: I’m clueless.
RYAN: “Put it on my bill!”
Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California
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Turtle at baggage claim

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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The fastest form of studying

NATHANIEL: What is the fastest form of studying?
PETER: What?
NATHANIEL: Flashcards.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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What the elevator operator learned

BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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“Going Down Hill”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Going Down Hill" by Dee Cline.
Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Hulk play football!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon.

Augustine: Knock, knock.
Athanasius: Who’s there?
Augustine: Yukon.
Athanasius: Yukon, who?
Augustine: Yukon say that again!
Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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A question you could never say “yes” to

FINN: What question can you never say “yes” to?
RALPH: I don’t know.
FINN: “Are you asleep?”
Joke by Finnian R., Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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Attachment with the bottle message

Comic by Scott Masear
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Thanksgiving costume

Comic by Van Scott
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The sound a turkey’s phone makes

Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”
Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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The computer was late to school

JAMES: Why was the computer late for school?
PETER: I’m not sure.
JAMES: He had a hard drive.
Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland
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Why the tree was so sad

JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems.
Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York
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Trick-or-treat candy app

Comic by Van Scott
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What a turkey used to build a driveway

PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.
Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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Why Max was staring at his hamburger

Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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“I will call my invention ‘the light bulb'”

TOM SWIFTY: “I will call my invention ‘the light bulb!’ ” Tom said brightly.
Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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I think she’s ghosting me

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Turning down a job offer

ANDREW: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
REGINALD: I don’t know.
ANDREW: Because he couldn’t see himself working there.
Joke by Andrew H., University Heights, Ohio
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What the stew said to the microwave?

JOHN: What did the stew say to the microwave?
BILL: I don’t know.
JOHN: “Close the door — I’m chili!”
Joke by Conor M., Ringwood, New Jersey
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A boxer’s favorite part of a joke

LUKE: What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
SARAH: I’m stumped.
LUKE: The punchline.
Joke by Luke H., Farmingdale, New York
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My day job is killing me

Comic by Jon Carter
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Black and white and goes around and around

Carson: What is black and white, and goes around and around?
Fred: Tell me.
Carson: A penguin in a revolving door.
Joke by Carson D., Sioux Falls, South Dakota
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George Washington in a football game

NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game?
REX: How long?
NATHANIEL: One quarter.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Daffynition: Satisfactory

Daffynition: Satisfactory — The place where average goods are made.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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