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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ash

TOMMY: Knock, knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
TOMMY: Ash.
RYAN: Ash, who?
TOMMY: Bless you! Need a tissue?

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Hulk like haircut!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tent promoted at camp

IRAJ: Why did the tent get promoted at camp?
CHRIS: Why?
IRAJ: Because it always pitched in.
Joke by Iraj U., Frisco, Texas
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Voldemort’s shoes

NATALIE: What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?
SARA: I’m stumped.
NATALIE: HorCrocs.
Joke by Natalie C., Corvallis, Oregon
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How a laptop won the race

A LAPTOP AND A BOOK WERE RACING. After the race, a reporter asked the laptop how it won. The laptop said, “I was charged up.”
Joke by Owen S., Gainesville, Florida
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Hide and seek on a deserted island

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A scared rug

TRACE: What did the rug say when it was scared?
GREG: Tell me.
TRACE: “I’m so a-frayed.”
Joke by Trace P., Groton, South Dakota
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Sue the airline for lost luggage

MARIANO: I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
KEVIN: What happened?
MARIANO: I lost my case.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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A bad movie scene

BENTON: What do you call a bad scene in a movie?
JOHN: I don’t know.
BENTON: A mis-take.
Joke by Benton P., Savannah, Georgia
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Caveman comment section

Comic by Scott Masear
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Skeleton that lost its leg bone

JAMESON: Did you hear the joke about the skeleton that lost its leg bone?
NOLAN: No, I haven’t.
JAMESON: It wasn’t that humerus.
Joke by Jameson J., Annandale, Virginia
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Least funny grain shape

ISAIAH: What’s the least funny shape a grain could grow into?
REY: I’m not sure.
ISAIAH: A cornball.
Joke by Isaiah R., Port Saint Lucie, Florida
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Money in space

DANE: What kind of money do they use in space?
DANA: Tell me.
DANE: Starbucks.
Joke by Dane M., Pomona, New York
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Mouse Skaters

Comic by Jon Carter
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Ocean’s favorite detergent

GAUTHAM: What’s the ocean’s favorite laundry detergent?
PETER: I’m stumped.
GAUTHAM: Tide!
Joke by Gautham R., San Diego, California
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Why the tall basketball team lost

MAX: Why did the tallest basketball team lose the game?
CODY: Why?
MAX: Because their heads were in the clouds.
Joke by Max N., Arleta, California
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Scared of the letter B

REY: Why was the boy scared of the letter B?
SHREY: I don’t know.
REY: He thought it could sting him.
Joke by Reyaansh G., Santa Clara, California
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Super Chickenman

Comic by Jon Carter
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Why the banana went to the hospital

RISHAAN: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
CODY: I don’t know.
RISHAAN: It wasn’t peeling well.
Joke by Rishaan G., McKinney, Texas
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Hedgehogs never share

AXEL: What animal never shares a hedge?
THEO: Tell me.
AXEL: A hedgehog.
Joke by Axel M., Chevy Chase, Maryland
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Watch your words around egg whites

GEORGE: Watch what you say around the egg whites.
JILL: Why?
GEORGE: They can’t take a yolk.
Joke by George P., Houston, Texas
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No cards for the cat mom

Comic by Van Scott
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How to measure a snake

CURREN: How do you measure a snake?
FRANK: How?
CURREN: In inches -- because they don’t have feet.
Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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The Amendments by Bill O. Rites

A PUNNY BOOK: The Amendments by Bill O. Rites.
Joke by Jan B., Kalamazoo, Michigan
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A ship that can’t stop winning

AIDEN: What do you call a ship that can’t stop winning?
NOAH: I have no idea.
AIDEN: A showboat.
Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona
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Fireworks! Neat!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Treating a sick lemon

DANIEL: What do you give a sick lemon?
LIZZIE: What?
Daniel: Lemon aid.
Joke by Daniel I., Aiea, Hawaii
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How the moon cuts its hair

TOMMY: How does the moon cut its hair?
ROCCO: How?
TOMMY: Eclipse it.
Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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A saxophone playing fruit

ANTONIO: Which fruit can play the saxophone?
JANICE: Which one?
ANTONIO: The bluesberry.
Joke by Antonio A., Brooklyn, New York
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Think of the answer too late

Comic by Van Scott
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Why the pencil was kicked out of class

IRAJ: Why did the pencil get kicked out of class?
PIERRE: Tell me.
IRAJ: Because it was drawing too much attention.
Joke by Iraj U., Frisco, Texas
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My pen writes underwater

ISAAC: I have a pen that can write underwater.
SAM: That’s cool!
ISAAC: Yeah. It can write other words too.
Joke by Isaac F., Hollywood, Florida
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Acorn parades are nuts

ELIJAH: Have you heard about the acorn parade?
MOM: What about it?
ELIJAH: It was nuts.
Joke by Elijah S., Houston, Texas
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