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Princess eats for breakfast

JAMESON: What does a princess eat for breakfast?
KYLIE: I don’t know.
JAMESON: French toast castle-roll.

Joke by Jameson F., San Diego, California
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GPS migration

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A dinosaur that explodes

HARRISON: What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?
LORI: I don’t know.
HARRISON: Dino-mite.
Joke by Harrison C., Wichita, Kansas
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How trees get on the computer

LIAM: How do trees get on the computer?
OWEN: I’m stumped.
LIAM: They log in.
Joke by Liam C., Springfield, Virginia
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Why pirates fight each other

LAM: Why did the pirates fight each other?
RICHARD: Tell me!
LAM: Things got a bit patchy between them.
Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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Download the werewolf app

Comic by Scott Nickel
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I have a tender foot

BENTLEE: What did the new Scout say after his first hike?
LONDON: What?
BENTLEE: “I have a tender foot.”
Joke by Bentlee T., Georgetown, South Carolina
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Never take this bird to a bank

AYN: What type of bird should you never take to a bank?
DIANNE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: A robin.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Elephant on hockey skates

REDD: What do you call an elephant on hockey skates?
NYLA: Tell me.
REDD: An icebreaker!
Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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Not another pizza party

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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When a clock is really hungry

AYN: How do you know when a clock is really hungry?
KATIE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: It goes back for seconds.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Why the hot dog crossed the road

GEORGE: Why did the hot dog cross the road?
TOMMY: Why?
GEORGE: To ketchup with the hamburger.
Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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Eating spring rolls

Warped Wise Man Wonders: “Why do we eat spring rolls year-round?”
Joke by Kayden P., Odessa, Texas
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Polly wants some cheese spread

Comic by Jon Carter
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Don’t wake the sleeping bag

CAMP LEADER: Good morning, campers.
CAMPER: Shhh! Please don’t talk so loudly.
CAMP LEADER: Sorry. What’s wrong?
CAMPER: I’ve got a sleeping bag, and I don’t want to wake it up.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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What a knife says to a knife

RAYAAN: What did one knife say to the other knife?
SAM: What?
RAYAAN: “Lookin’ sharp!”
Joke by Rayaan D., Upper Saddle River, New Jersey
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Best season for trampolines

GAVIN: What’s the best season to jump on a trampoline?
SAM: I don’t know.
GAVIN: Spring time!
Joke by Gavin K., Framingham, Massachusetts
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Not mad at the dog

Comic by Van Scott
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Why the sun skipped college

ELIZABETH: Why did the sun skip college?
JENNIFER: Why?
ELIZABETH: Because it already has a million degrees.
Joke by Elizabeth D., Ashland, Oregon
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How the log caught on fire

MAX: How did the log catch on fire?
CARLA: I’m not sure.
MAX: It met its match.
Joke by Max Z., San Diego, California
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Who’s there? Warren, who?

DANNI: Knock, knock.
IZZY: Who’s there?
DANNI: Warren.
IZZY: Warren, who?
DANNI: Warren any green today?

Joke by Danni L., Memphis, Tennessee
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Are you playing possum?

Comic by Scott Masear
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A fake Irish stone

SETH: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
SPENCER: What?
SETH: A shamrock!
Joke by Seth F., Frederick, Colorado
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What you call an ancient pig

TRISTAN: What do you call an ancient pig?
MELODY: Tell me.
TRISTAN: Jurassic pork.
Joke by Tristan T., Longview, Washington
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Why the cheese didn’t like school

ISAAC: Why didn’t the cheese want to go to school?
LISA: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Because his teacher was a tough grater.
Joke by Isaac L., Arcadia, California
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Annoying mound visits

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A Scout’s favorite dessert

THOMAS: What’s a young Scout’s favorite dessert?
EASTON: What?
THOMAS: Cub-cakes.
Joke by Thomas K., Strasburg, Virginia
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Homework was a piece of cake

EVA: Why did the student eat his homework?
OWEN: No idea.
EVA: Because his teacher said it would be a piece of cake.
Joke by Eva R., Boca Raton, Florida
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Electricians are so confident

LAM: Why are electricians so confident?
RICHARD: I have no idea.
LAM: They’re always charged up.
Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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His best trick is staying

Comic by Van Scott
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A waiter’s favorite meal

ELIZA: What’s a waiter’s favorite meal?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
ELIZA: Fish and tips.
Joke by Eliza T., Chardon, Ohio
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What did zero say to eight?

NIKOLAUS: What did zero say to eight?
JAKE: What?
NIKOLAUS: “Nice belt.”
Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas
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What the quarterback said to the sheep

THADDEUS: What did the quarterback say to the sheep?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
THADDEUS: “Herdle up.”
Joke by Thaddeus Y., Eugene, Oregon
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