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Going to a car show

AIDEN: Hey, guess what?
ERIN: What?
AIDEN: I’m going to a car show next week!
ERIN: OK, but it will be exhausting.

Joke by Aiden M., Visalia, California
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Shopping carts on the moon

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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“That’s the last time I pet a lion”

Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly.
Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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Why bees have sticky hair

DYLAN: Why do bees have sticky hair?
CASEY: Why?
DYLAN: Because they use honeycombs.
Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
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After the trailer and the truck fell in love

Monroe: What did the trailer and the truck do after they fell in love?
Amanda: What?
Monroe: They got hitched.
Joke by Monroe L., Greensboro, North Carolina
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The mummy family on vacation

Comic by Scott Nickel
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An animal that doesn’t deserve straight A’s

DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school?
SHAWN: I don’t know.
DEVOM: A cheetah!
Joke by Devom B., Eastvale, California
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How the butcher introduced his wife

Cameron: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Greg: I don’t know. How?
Cameron: “Meet Patty.”
Joke by Cameron L., Williams, Oregon
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What the alpaca said

ALAYNA: What did the alpaca say when he was kicked off the farm?
TIA: I’m stumped.
ALAYNA: “Alpaca my bags.”
Joke by Alayna N., Round Rock, Texas
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Dad, are we there yet?

Comic by Jon Carter
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There’s no knock- knock joke about America

Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.
Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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Why is it called a plant?

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?”
Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California
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A baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie

ANNA: What is a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
JIMMY: I’m stumped.
ANNA: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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The end is near

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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“Exercise”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Exercise” by Jim Coach.
Joke by Lucas B., Tulare, California
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank.

AXEL: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
AXEL: Tank.
BEN: Tank, who?
AXEL: You’re welcome!
Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois
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What the genie granted the basketball player

MICAH: What did the genie grant the basketball player?
CALEB: I don’t know.
MICAH: Three swishes!
Joke by Micah W., Chandler, Arizona
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Frankenstein’s dinner

Comic by Scott Nickel
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I race cars for a living

Erika: What do you do for a living?
Michael: I race cars.
Erika: Wow! Do you win a lot of races?
Michael: No. The cars are usually much faster.
Joke by Michael H., Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
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A pilgrim’s favorite flower

COLIN: What’s a pilgrim’s favorite flower?
MAX: I’m stumped.
COLIN: A Mayflower.
Joke by Colin M., Elizabethton, Tennessee
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Never tell a joke to a tree

WILL: Why do you never tell a joke to a tree?
BILL: I don’t know.
WILL: Because it’ll be stumped!
Joke by Will B., South Salem, New York
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I’ll carve the turkey

Comic by Scott Nickel
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“Traffic Safety”

A Punny Book: “Traffic Safety” by J. Walker.
Joke by Dane H., Juneau, Alaska
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Three dimensional shapes are so loud

ABIGAIL: Why are three-dimensional shapes so loud?
SARAH: I haven’t the foggiest.
ABIGAIL: Because they’re measured in volume.
Joke by Abigail D.
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Why the astronaut cleaned his room

Thomas: Why did the astronaut clean his room?
Lauren: Why?
Thomas: Because he wanted some space.
Joke by Thomas H., Louisa, Virginia
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Stuck at the sidekick table

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A truck full of hair crashed

ALEX: A truck full of hair just crashed.
EMMY: Oh, my! What was the cause?
ALEX: I don’t know. Officers are still combing the area.
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch

Charlie: Knock, knock.
Samuel: Who’s there?
Charlie: Hatch.
Samuel: Hatch, who?
Charlie: Bless you!
Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee
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When you have a flat tire

Josiah: What kind of vegetable do you need when you have a flat tire?
Gabe: No idea.
Josiah: A-spare-agus!
Joke by Josiah V., Greer, South Carolina
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“I dreamed I was dinner!”

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Burger

Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.
Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan
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The best place to get a candy bar in outer space

DANIEL: Where’s the best place to get a candy bar in outer space?
EMILY: I don’t know. Where?
DANIEL: The Milky Way.
Joke by Daniel B., Hillsboro, Oregon
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What the duck said to the comedian

VINCENT: What did the duck say to the comedian?
STEVE: I’m not sure.
VINCENT: “You quack me up.”
Joke by Vincent E., Marshfield, Missouri
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