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What you call friends you like to eat with

CIAN: What do you call friends you like to eat with?
CHARLIE: I’m not sure.
CIAN: Tastebuds!

Joke by Cian E., Pacifica, California
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The Snake Ate the Meatballs

Comic by Scott Nickel
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An electric eel with a sponge

RJ: What do you get when you cross an electric eel with a sponge?
JACK: I have no idea.
RJ: A shock absorber!
Joke by RJ S., Jupiter, Florida
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Red and bad for your teeth

GAVIN: What’s red and bad for your teeth?
ELIJAH: What?
GAVIN: A brick.
Joke by Gavin W., Corrina, Montana
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Where monsters get tattoos

Alex: Where do monsters get tattoos?
Liz: Where?
Alex: At Monsters Ink!
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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The Air Force Inbox

Comic by Jon Carter
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What goes around a house?

Micah: What goes around a house but doesn’t move?
Bob: I don’t know.
Micah: A fence.
Joke by Micah B., Martinsville, Indiana
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Darth Vader’s favorite kind of chocolate

Nikou: What is Darth Vader’s favorite kind of chocolate?
Nila: I don’t know.
Nikou: Darth chocolate!
Joke by Christian Nikou B., Rockville, Maryland
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“All About the Sun”

A PUNNY BOOK: “All About the Sun” by U.V. Rays.
Joke by Akshar M., Houston, Texas
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Fish Aerobics

Comic by Scott Masear
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The most famous gate in the world

PARI: What is the most famous gate in the world?
YAZDAAN: No idea.
PARI: Colgate!
Joke by Parinaz H., Charlotte, North Carolina
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An adjective that describes all of Parmesan’s jokes

DEV: What is an adjective that describes all of Parmesan’s jokes?
JOHN: I don’t know. What?
DEV: Cheesy!
Joke by Dev A., Pleasanton, California
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“How to Grill Pork”

A PUNNY BOOK: “How to Grill Pork” by Barbie Cue.
Joke by Shan A., Naperville, Illinois
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Godzilla’s Selfie

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Where Domino’s Pizza lives

Dom: Where does Domino’s Pizza live?
Beth: I’m not sure.
Dom: In the Pizza Hut!
Joke by Dom C., Pasadena, California
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“This hike is quite slow”

TOM SWIFTIE: “This hike is quite slow,” Tom said sluggishly.
Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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What the pig said

CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun?
JAMES: I don’t know.
CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.”
Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey
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Not Frozen Food Again

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A balloon’s least favorite type of music

Hudson: What’s a balloon’s least favorite type of music?
Faith: What?
Hudson: Pop!
Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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The easiest thing to eat

THEO: What’s the easiest thing to eat?
MARCO: What?
THEO: A piece of cake.
Joke by Theodore M., Lexington, Kentucky
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Daffynition: Marshmallow

Daffynition: Marshmallow — A very calm swamp.
Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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I Said ‘Brain’ Not ‘Bran’

Comic by Scott Nickel
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“My power went out”

TOM SWIFTIE: “My power went out,” Tom said darkly.
Joke by Alex F., Paso Robles, California
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What an elephant wears to the beach

ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach?
JONAH: What?
ELI: Swimming trunks.
Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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Laughing in Hawaii

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?”
Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California
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He Was Going 525 MPH

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke.

Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Luke.
Bill: Luke, who?
Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see.
Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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A donkey with earmuffs

Parker: What do you call a donkey with earmuffs?
Connor: No clue.
Parker: Anything, because it can’t hear you.
Joke by Parker L., Portland, Oregon
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy

ASA: Knock, knock.
CINDY: Who’s there?
ASA: Wendy.
CINDY: Wendy, who?
ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.
Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico
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First Vacation in Years

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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I didn’t like facial hair

RHYS: I used to not like facial hair.
JOSH: What changed?
RHYS: It’s growing on me now.
Joke by Rhys M., Acworth, Georgia
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“I only have vegetables”

TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly.
Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Where shoes like going during summer vacation

Ninad: Where do shoes like to go during summer vacation?
Dustin: Where?
Ninad: Boot camp!
Joke by Ninad K., Fanwood, New Jersey
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