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What the tortilla said to the taco

YUSUF: What did the tortilla say to the taco?
DAD: I have no clue.
YUSUF: “That’s nacho dip!”

Joke by Yusuf F., Northbrook, Illinois
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Used too much conditioner

Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Daffynition: Quartermasters

Daffynition: Quartermasters — Scouts who’ve earned the Coin Collecting merit badge.
Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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A mouse’s favorite game

MATTHEW: What’s a mouse’s favorite game?
ANTHONY: I haven’t the faintest idea.
MATTHEW: Parcheesi!
Joke by Matthew S., Sugar Land, Texas
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“I just stepped in some poison ivy”

TOM SWIFTIE: “I just stepped in some poison ivy!” Tom said, itching to go home.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Use the fishfinder

Comic by Scott Masear
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Why the scientists installed a door knocker

ANNIE: Why did the scientist install a door knocker?
LUCY: Tell me.
ANNIE: To win the no-bell prize.
Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? King Tut.

CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.
Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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Parts of New York

A Punny Book: “Parts of New York” by Brooke Lin.
Joke by Tyler S., Henderson, Nevada
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Light saber show-off

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the earth said to the moon

KURT: What did the Earth say to the moon?
ASHLEY: I don’t know.
KURT: “You’re out of this world!”
Joke by Kurt T., Eastvale, California
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If time is money

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”
Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan
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What the log said to the mushroom

Kruz: What did the log say to the mushroom?
Ryan: No idea.
Kruz: “You’re growing on me.”
Joke by Kruz W., Minden, Nevada
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Tough crowd at comedy night

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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What you call trash that a cat threw out

LELAND: What do you call trash that a cat threw out of a car?
SOPHIE: No clue.
LELAND: Kitty litter!
Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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“A Guide to Star Wars”

A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Ty Fiter.
Joke by Paul M., Brookfield, Illinois
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“Crossing the Street”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Crossing the Street” by A.J. Walker.
Joke by Chloe B., Maplewood, New Jersey
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Fix that toaster

Comic by Van Scott
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How to make an egg roll

CALEB: How do you make an egg roll?
CASEY: How?
CALEB: You push it.
Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas
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Running home

Ryan: My baseball coach told me to run home during the game.
Lexi: Did you score a run?
Ryan: No. I ran to my house.
Joke by Ryan B., North Haven, Connecticut
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A row of rabbits hopping backwards

CARTER: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward?
MARK: I don’t know.
CARTER: A receding hare line!
Joke by Carter B., Cleburne, Texas
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Artistic dog

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A yellow jacket’s favorite event at school

LUKE: What’s a yellow jacket’s favorite event at school?
LISA: What?
LUKE: The spelling bee.
Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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You can’t play hide and seek with mountains

BEN: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
CHASE: Why?
BEN: Because they’re always peaking.
Joke by Ben K., Scottsdale, Arizona
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“Wild Animals”

A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.
Joke by Hudson F., Andover, Massachusetts
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Pizza in a Flash

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why the baseball player crossed the road

XAVIER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
KADEN: Why?
XAVIER: Because he wanted to get home.
Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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How to keep a bull from charging

Brady: How do you keep a bull from charging?
Tom: Tell me.
Brady: Take away its credit card.
Joke by Brady K., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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Why the baseball team hired a baker

Ben: Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
Brandon: No idea.
Ben: They needed a new batter.
Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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The over 5500 menu

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue

NATHANIEL: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
SETH: I don’t know.
NATHANIEL: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
SETH: What about the glue?
NATHANIEL: I knew you’d get stuck there.
Joke by Nathaniel D., Clovis, California
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Why the Eiffel Tower stands in Paris

Josiah: Why does the Eiffel Tower stand in Paris?
Wyatt: I’m not sure. Why?
Josiah: Because it can’t sit.
Joke by Josiah L., Parkland, Florida
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“Flowering Plants”

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose.
Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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