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Rash of good luck

AYN: What do you get when you find a four-leaf clover in a poison ivy patch?
JAN: What?
AYN: A rash of good luck.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Replacing the lighthouse batteries

Comic by Edouard Blaise
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Country with the fastest growing population

MARIANO: Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population?
HALEY: Tell me.
MARIANO: Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin!
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Planet where astronauts sleep

MARGARET: Which planet does an astronaut sleep on?
RAYA: I’m stumped.
MARGARET: Naptune.
Joke by Margaret T., Paxton, Massachusetts
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Blue and doesn’t weigh much

WILLIAM: What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
EMMA: What?
WILLIAM: Light blue.
Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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How did you find me?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Scouts doing figure eights

ASHLEY: Why was the Scout doing figure eights?
SARAH: Tell me.
ASHLEY: Because he needed to do a Good Turn daily.
Joke by Ashley L., Greensboro, North Carolina
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Where cats go swimming

CARMEN: Where do cats go swimming?
YARA: Where?
CARMEN: The kitty pool.
Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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A car’s least favorite ice cream

OSCAR: What’s a car’s least favorite type of ice cream?
SAMMY: What?
OSCAR: Rocky road.
Joke by Oscar S., Beaverton, Oregon
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Dry Chicken

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A sea monster’s favorite snack

ISAAC: What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack?
JACOB: Tell me.
ISAAC: Ships and dip.
Joke by Isaac S., Irvine, California
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Where skeletons learn to swim

JOSHUA: Where do skeletons learn how to swim?
DANIEL: Where?
JOSHUA: The Dead Sea.
Joke by Joshua M., Roslyn, New York
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Mail a knife likes to get

JAMES: What kind of mail does a knight like to get?
JESSICA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Chain mail.
Joke by James W., Eugene, Oregon
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Mutant Kingdom T-Shirt

Comic by Jon Carter
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Why the bread didn’t pop out of the toaster

ISAIAH: Why didn’t the piece of bread pop out of the toaster?
JAMES: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: It got jammed.
Joke by Isaiah J., Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
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A wolf that knows it’s a wolf

FLYNN: What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
HAILEY: What?
FLYNN: Awarewolf.
Joke by Flynn N., Beloit, Wisconsin
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A turtle with my friend on my back

I WALKED INTO A COSTUME PARTY dressed up as a turtle with my friend on my back. People asked me who it was. I said, “It’s Michelle.”
Joke by Farr H., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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A quiet snake

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why the pizza guy got a new shop

TEDDY: Why did the pizza guy get a new shop?
MOM: I don’t know.
TEDDY: Because his old shop was too cheesy.
Joke by Teddy S., Waukesha, Wisconsin
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Why raindrops are so cool

CARMEN: Why are raindrops so cool?
YARA: I haven’t the foggiest.
CARMEN: Because they have that drip.
Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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A scarecrow’s favorite fruit

ANDY: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
STEPHEN: I don’t know.
ANDY: A strawberry.
Joke by Andrew K., Los Alamitos, California
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Positive stinking

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Punny Book: Ballroom Dance

A PUNNY BOOK: Ballroom Dance by Sasha A.
Joke by Merritt W., Seattle, Washington
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A store that sells only bagels and donuts

ANIKA: What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
TAYLOR: What?
ANIKA: Hole Foods.
Joke by Anika S., Upland, California
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Planet that astronauts sit on

MARGARET: Which planet does an astronaut sit on?
GREG: Tell me.
MARGARET: Saturn.
Joke by Margaret T., Paxton, Massachusetts
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Hulk like haircut!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A cow with a twitch

SAMMY: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
FELIX: What?
SAMMY: Beef jerky.
Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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What the ice cream said to the sun

ARCHER: What did the ice cream say to the sun?
CHASE: What?
ARCHER: “You melted my heart.”
Joke by Archer T., Ellicott City, Maryland
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Students enjoy learning geology

BRANDON: Why do students enjoy learning about geology?
STEVE: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: Because it rocks.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Hide and seek on a deserted island

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why aliens haven’t visited Earth

HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet.
TYLER: Why’s that?
HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star.
Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas
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Don’t trust the king of the jungle

ELIJAH: Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
CHRIS: No clue.
ELIJAH: Because he’s always a lion.
Joke by Elijah K., Smyrna, Tennessee
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ash

TOMMY: Knock, knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
TOMMY: Ash.
RYAN: Ash, who?
TOMMY: Bless you! Need a tissue?
Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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