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Mummies love birthday parties

CHARLES: Why do mummies love birthday parties?
PHILLIP: I’m stumped.
CHARLES: They enjoy good wrapping.

Joke by Charles T., Memphis, Tennessee
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Sharing the pizza

Comic by Scott Masear
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quicksand

IVOR: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
IVOR: Quicksand.
BEN: Quicksand, who?
IVOR: Stop with the questions and help me already!
Joke by Ivor K., Belmont, North Carolina
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Playground’s favorite meal

JAMES: What is a playground’s favorite meal?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
JAMES: Sliders.
Joke by James W., Fort Worth, Texas
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An elephant on vacation

MAX: How can you tell when an elephant is going on vacation?
JAMES: How?
MAX: He packs his trunk.
Joke by Max H., Flowery Branch, Georgia
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Fear of birthdays

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Hire a deer

CHLOE: How much does it cost to hire a deer?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
CHLOE: A buck.
Joke by Chloe S., Oreland, Pennsylvania
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A good chess set

LEON: Where can you get a good chess set?
BAILEY: Where?
LEON: A pawn shop.
Joke by Leon B., Erie, Pennsylvania
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What the fast tomato said

ZIAD: What did the fast tomato say to the slow one?
DAD: I have no idea.
ZIAD: “Ketchup.”
Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina
Joke by Ziad G., Florence, South Carolina
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Pitched the tent

Comic by Ron Ross
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Why is dark spelled with a K?

DELSIN: Why is “dark” spelled with a “k” and not a “c”?
LEO: Why?
DELSIN: Because you can’t “c” in the dark.
Joke by Delsin B., Fort Myers, Florida
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What the book said to the bookmark

NUTHI: What did the book say to the bookmark?
STAVYA: I don’t know.
NUTHI: “Mark my words!”
Joke by Amrutha V.
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A cow’s knee

LEVI: What do you call a cow’s knee?
TYLER: I haven’t the foggiest.
LEVI: A burger joint.
Joke by Levi C., Killeen, Texas
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S’mores with Batman

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daylight saving rabbit

ALEX: What do daylight saving time and a rabbit have in common?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: They both spring forward.
Joke by Alex T., Santa Clara, California
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Faucet’s favorite dance

WILLIAM: What type of dance does a faucet like?
EMMA: Tell me.
WILLIAM: Tap dance.
Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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Pirate’s favorite letter

TANNER: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
LOGAN: I have no idea.
TANNER: The letter P, because without it, they’d be irate.
Joke by Liam C., Lakewood, Colorado
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Seagull sounds at the museum

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A winged insect that hits homers

BOB: What do you call a winged insect that hits homers?
FRED: I have no idea.
BOB: A fly swatter.
Joke by Jared D., Cave Creek, Arizona
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Dead batteries are free

MATHEW: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
RYAN: Tell me.
MATHEW: Because it’s free of charge.
Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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Wear a canoe as a hat

ROCCO: Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
JIMMY: Huh?
ROCCO: Yeah, because it’s capsized.
Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Too late for catnip?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Leading cause of dry skin

ALASTAIR: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
MATILDA: I have no idea.
ALASTAIR: Towels.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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A snake’s favorite subject

BRANTLEY: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
JEN: I’m not sure.
BRANTLEY: Hisstory.
Joke by Brantley F., St. Anne, Illinois
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A ghost’s favorite car

GEORGE: What’s a ghost’s favorite car?
TOMM: What?
GEORGE: A Boo-gatti.
Joke by George L., Manchester, Missouri
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Holy bird poop, Batman!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tell a penguin joke

JACOB: I would tell a penguin joke.
LISA: Why don’t you?
JACOB: I don’t think it’s going to fly.
Joke by Jacob G., Middle Island, New York
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?

LOGAN: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
JERRY: What?
LOGAN: Mistletoe.
Joke by Logan K., Flemington, New Jersey
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Shoelaces, faucet and broccoli race

ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind.
Joke by Robert D., Charlottesville, Virginia
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Pacman pinata

Comic by Jon Carter
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Hammerhead’s test results

PAXTON: How did the hammerhead shark do on the test?
HEATHER: No clue.
PAXTON: He nailed it.
Joke by Paxton K., Kalida, Ohio
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No motorcycles in the Pinewood Derby

COLTON: Why don’t motorcycles compete in the Pinewood Derby?
LIAM: Tell me.
COLTON: Because they’re two tired.
Joke by Colton A., Chicago, Illinois
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How the weather forecaster got a job

TED: Why did the weather forecaster get their job?
CARL: I haven’t the foggiest.
TED: Because they had multiple degrees.
Joke by Ted H., Boise, Idaho
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