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The football stadium was hot after the game

Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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A camping growth spurt

Comic by Chuck Dillon
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A book about anti-gravity

LEVI: I once read a book about anti-gravity.
SARA: How was it?
LEVI: I couldn’t put it down.
Joke by Levi B., Bedford, Texas, Levi B., Bedford, Texas
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Why people don’t like to play video games with Scouts

Tanner: Why doesn’t anyone like to play videogames with Scouts?
Bailey: Tell me.
Tanner: Because they’re good at camping!
Joke by Tanner S., Thurmont, Maryland
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Why the man couldn’t escape from the Apple store?

QUEST: Why couldn’t the man escape from the Apple store?
PHOENIX: No clue.
QUEST: Because there weren’t any Windows.
Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California
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I don’t tan, I burn

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Can you do that again?

TOM SWIFTY: “Can you do that again?” Tom repeated.
Joke by Joshua P., Mint Hill, North Carolina
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Batman’s least favorite playing card

WILLIAM: What is Batman’s least favorite playing card?
MAX: I’m not sure.
WILLIAM: The Joker.
Joke by William D., Snowflake, Arizona
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High Altitude

A PUNNY BOOK: "High Altitude" by Ellie Vation.
Joke by Jonathan A., Santa Clarita, California
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You live in a rook

Comic by Scott Masear
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“I live in America”

TOM SWIFTY: “I live in America,” Tom stated.
Joke by Evi Vander Z., Pewee Valley, Kentucky
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Why Jimmy threw a paper out the window

JACK: Why did Jimmy throw the piece of paper out the window?
MARK: Why?
JACK: Because his mom told him it was a flyer.
Joke by Jack S., Rancho Cordova, California
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I just went on a hike

SEBASTIAN: I just went on a hike.
JEFF: How was it?
SEBASTIAN: It had its ups and downs.
Joke by Sebastian T., Atlanta, Georgia
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It was Antman?

Comic by Van Scott
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Delaware

David: What did Delaware?
Jack: I don’t know. What?
David: A New Jersey!
Joke by David B., Charlotte, North Carolina
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What the mommy chameleon said to her son

Aricin: What did the mommy chameleon say to her son on the first day of school?
David: I don’t know. What?
Aricin: “You’ll blend right in.”
Joke by Aricin M., Santa Barbara, California
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What to call a broken jet

TYLER: What do you call a broken jet?
GAVIN: I’m stumped.
TYLER: An error-plane.
Joke by Tyler C., Copley, Ohio
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Pocket-dialing Batman

Comic by Scott Masear
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What dentists like to put in their pies

NATHANIEL: What do dentists like to put in their pies?
ANGEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
NATHANIEL: Fillings.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Pigs can’t play basketball

BILLY: Why can’t pigs play basketball?
MARK: Tell me.
BILLY: Because they always hog the ball.
Joke by Billy C., Cary, Illinois
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Why the ice-cream truck broke down

Elizabeth: Why did the ice-cream truck break down?
Hailey: Why?
Elizabeth: Because of the rocky road!
Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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He’s a working breed

Comic by Van Scott
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The flower with lips

RISHITH: Which flower has lips?
KEVIN: I’m stumped.
RISHITH: Tulips!
Joke by Rishith K., Fremont, California
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Why the bird went to the hospital

HEIDI: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
ABBY: I don’t know.
HEIDI: Because it needed a tweet-ment.
Joke by Heidi W., San Antonio, Texas
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When the shark ate the clownfish

AUSTIN: What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
ANGELA: I don’t know.
AUSTIN: “This tastes a little funny.”
Joke by Austin H., Atlanta, Georgia
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King Kong’s observation deck

Comic by Jon Carter
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The difference between a school teacher and a train

KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train?
CALVIN: What?
KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.”
Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota
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The joke about the tick

JOSIAH: Do you want to hear the joke about the tick?
NOAH: Sure!
JOSIAH: Never mind. It’ll probably get under your skin.
Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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The nut you find when playing chess

LUKE: What nut do you find when playing chess?
CHARLIE: Tell me.
LUKE: A chess-nut!
Joke by Luke C., Rockville, Maryland
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Darth Vader’s vacation

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe

Chris: Knock, knock.
Alex: Who’s there?
Chris: Canoe.
Alex: Canoe, who?
Chris: Canoe open the door?
Joke by Chris R., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Buzz Lightyear’s haircut

LUCAS: What kind of haircut did Buzz Lightyear get at the barbershop?
COLTEN: What?
LUCAS: A buzz cut.

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How to make a hotdog stand

Dylan: How do you make a hot dog stand?
Brad: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Take away its chair.
Joke by Dylan R., Pembroke, New Hampshire
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