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When you raise money for a bush

CANNEN: What is it called when you raise money for a bush?
LISA: I’m stumped.
CANNEN: A hedge fund.

Joke by Cannen W., River Oaks, Texas
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We’re toast

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Where to never take your dog

Skyler: Where should you never take your dog?
Connor: Where?
Skyler: The flea market.
Joke by Skyler R., Wallace, North Carolina
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Where the cat learned to swim

GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.
Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toodle

CYRUS: Knock, knock.
CARSON: Who’s there?
CYRUS: Toodle.
CARSON: Toodle, who?
CYRUS: I didn’t know you were going somewhere.
Joke by Cyrus F., O’Fallon, Missouri
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The first Robin of spring

Comic by Van Scott
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What the janitor said when he jumped out of the closet

Elizabeth: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Sarah: What?
Elizabeth: “Supplies!”

Joke by Elizabeth N., Troy, Michigan
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What the mouse said to the camera

ALEX: What did the mouse say to the camera?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: “Cheese!”
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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A skeleton’s favorite instrument

KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
MYA: No clue.
KUSH: A trombone.
Joke by Kush R., Baker City, Oregon
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Leprechaun hit by enlarging ray

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock.

MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Who’s there?
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Knock, knock, who?
MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in.
Joke by Mikaiah H.
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Why bees have sticky hair

JAXON: Why do bees have sticky hair?
MASON: I’m not sure.
JAXON: Because they use honeycombs.
Joke by Jaxon R., Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Why trees hate tests

MCKENNA: Why do trees hate tests?
LUKE: Why?
MCKENNA: The questions always stump them.
Joke by McKenna E. , Palm Harbor, Florida
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A good mechanic for Vader

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school

Reid: What is Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?
Devin: What?
Reid: Spelling.
Joke by Reid H., Commerce City, Colorado
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When you put an alligator in a vest

JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator.
Joke by Johnny W., Fayetteville, Tennessee
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What the quarterback said to the scout

Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”
Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Hungry shark

Comic by Scott Masear
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“I need this package delivered immediately”

TOM SWIFTY: “I need this package delivered immediately!” Tom expressed.
Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
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If Apple made a car

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia
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A chicken’s favorite composer

Sydney: Who’s the chicken’s favorite composer?
Mike: Who?
Sydney: Bach.
Joke by Sydney G., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Hulk’s thesaurus

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A cow in an earthquake

THOMAS: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
SEAN: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A milkshake.
Joke by Thomas V. , West Fargo, North Dakota
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What you call a sad strawberry

JOHN: What do you call a sad strawberry?
MICAH: What?
JOHN: A blueberry.
Joke by John W., Warrensburg, Missouri
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An elephant inside a phone booth

BROOKS: What do you call an elephant inside a phone booth?
SAMMY: What?
BROOKS: Stuck!
Joke by Brooks M. , Greenville, South Carolina
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The Acorn Diet

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Why electronics make great leaders

NATHANIEL: Why do electronics make great leaders?
LAYNE: Why?
NATHANIEL: Because they have the power.
Joke by Nathaniel C. , Manhattan, Kansas
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Intense

GEORGE: What’s intense?
BILL: What?
GEORGE: Sleeping bags.
Joke by George P., West Columbia, South Carolina
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Little Caesar’s favorite game

BEN: What’s Little Caesars’ favorite game?
LUCY: What?
BEN: Dominoes.
Joke by Ben K., Grand Rapids, Michigan
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I’ll spill all your magic secrets

Comic by Ryan Scott
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“These lines keep intersecting”

TOM SWIFTY: “These lines keep intersecting,” Tom said crossly.
Joke by Thiru P., Columbus, Ohio
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When you cross a tarantula with a rose

Viktor: What do you get when you cross a tarantula with a rose?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Viktor: I don’t know, either, but I wouldn’t try smelling it.
Joke by Viktor K., Hawley, Pennsylvania
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What the cucumber said to the tomato

LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework?
MACY: What?
LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?”
Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina
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