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Why the alligator wears a vest

PARKER: Why did the alligator wear a vest?
KATE: Tell me.
PARKER: Because he’s an investigator.

Joke by Parker A., Eureka, Missouri
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We pick Larry

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Destroyed cheese factory

LUCY: Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
JANET: What happened?
LUCY: There was de brie everywhere.
Joke by Lucy Z., Rochester, Washington
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Why a hummingbird hums

BILL: Why does a hummingbird hum?
DAVE: Why?
BILL: Because it doesn’t know the words.
Joke by Bill J., Germantown, Tennessee
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A horse’s favorite dance

CLARK: What’s a horse’s favorite dance?
LIAM: I’m not sure.
CLARK: The neigh-neigh.
Joke by Clark N., New Orleans, Louisiana
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Oops, wrong city

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The general’s battery army

GEORGE: What did the general say to his battery army?
PENNY: Tell me.
GEORGE: “Charge!”
Joke by George D., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Notetaking frogs

AYN: How do frogs take notes?
JAN: How?
AYN: On lily pads.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Parkways and driveways

WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Joke by Matthew G., Holly Springs, North Carolina
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Zombie Golfer

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What you call a crazy monkey

ASHER: What do you call a crazy monkey?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ASHER: Bananas!
Joke by Asher G., Crystal Lake, Illinois
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Koi fish swim in pairs

SPENCER: Why do koi fish swim in pairs?
CHELSEA: I don’t know.
SPENCER: Because when they get in trouble, fish A, B and C can get away. The last fish is a D koi.
Joke by Spencer B., Redmond, Washington
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Why cats and dogs are increasing

HRISHAAN: Why did the number of cats and dogs increase in under a minute?
JAKE: Not sure.
HRISHAAN: Because of the big rainstorm.
Joke by Hrishaan I., Bellevue, Washington
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Don’t fly so close to the popcorn factory

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Cook the patrol’s soup

JOSH: Can I help you cook the soup for the patrol dinner?
TOM: Sure! The next ingredient in the recipe is five potatoes, cubed.
JOSH: Where am I supposed to find 125 potatoes?
Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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Who’s there? Waddle.

FINN: Knock, knock.
SARAH: Who’s there?
FINN: Waddle.
SARAH: Waddle, who?
FINN: Waddle it take for you to open the door?
Joke by Finn O., Edmonds, Washington
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Blame the shelf

BRANDON: What did the librarian say when a book accidentally fell on him?
KATE: What?
BRANDON: “I only have my shelf to blame.”
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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I must be a whale

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Communicating with a fish

MICHAEL: How do you communicate with a fish?
RYAN: How?
MICHAEL: You drop a line.
Joke by Michael G., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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What you call a sleeping bull

SAM: What do you call a sleeping bull?
WILL: I don’t know.
SAM: A bulldozer.
Joke by Samson S., Holt, Michigan
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What the Earth said to the asteroid

GRYFFIN: What did Earth say to the asteroid?
JACKSON: I don’t know. What?
GRYFFIN: “Give me some space!”
Joke by Gryffin R., Englewood, Colorado
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Whack a guacamole

Comic by Jon Carter
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A cat that swims in the water

SEAN: What kind of cat swims in the water?
KELLY: Tell me.
SEAN: Catfish.
Joke by Sean E., Franklinton, Louisiana
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Cargo by ship but shipment by car

WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why is it that when something travels by ship it’s called “cargo,” but when it travels by car it’s called a “shipment”?
Joke by Zach H., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Why the gym closed

ROMAN: Why did the gym close?
JETTA: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROMAN: Because it didn’t work out.
Joke by Roman S., Linwood, Kansas
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Replacing the lighthouse batteries

Comic by Edouard Blaise
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Leprechaun music

JASPER: What type of music do leprechauns listen to?
HARPER: What?
JASPER: Shamrock ’n’ roll.
Joke by Jasper R., El Cajon, California
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Who’s there? Woo.

JASON: Knock, knock.
MIKE: Who’s there?
JASON: Woo.
MIKE: Woo, who?
JASON: Why are you cheering? Our team is losing.
Joke by Jason C., Davis, California
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A happy cowboy

RYAN: What do you call a happy cowboy?
SASHA: What?
RYAN: A jolly rancher.
Joke by Ryan C., Chesapeake, Maryland
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How did you find me?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A lab test and a cat scan

A MAN TAKES HIS SICK CHIHUAHUA TO THE VET. A Labrador retriever comes in, sniffs the dog and leaves. Then a cat enters, stares at it for a while and leaves. The vet returns and hands over a $250 bill.

The man says, “$250? I was here only 20 minutes!”

“That’s right,” says the vet. “$100 for the lab test and $150 for the cat scan.”
Joke by Remy W., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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Bringing rope to a hockey game

AJAY: Why did the hockey player bring rope to the game?
JAX: I don’t know.
AJAY: To tie the score.
Joke by Ajay J., Fremont, California
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Setting a campfire’s heart ablaze

TOM: What set the campfire’s heart ablaze?
JOSH: I don’t know. What?
TOM: It found its perfect match.
Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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