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Don’t play cards in the jungle

Zachary: Why don’t we play cards in the jungle?
Sam: Why?
Zachary: Because there are too many cheetahs.

Joke by Zachary D., Missouri City, Texas
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Jabba’s diet

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A tree’s least favorite month

GABRIEL: Which month is a tree’s least favorite?
MICHAH: Which one?
GABRIEL: Sep-timber.
Joke by Gabriel W., Wasilla, Alaska
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A penguin in the Sahara Desert

Alex: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Dhriti: What?
Alex: Confused.
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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A plant’s most encouraging phase?

EVERETT: What’s a plant’s most encouraging phrase?
CLAIRE: I’m clueless.
EVERETT: “I’m rooting for you.”
Joke by Everett W., Brenham, Texas
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Time for joey to clean his room

Comic by Thomas Toons
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I’m afraid for the calendar

MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar.
DAD: Why?
MOLLY: Its days are numbered.
Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida
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Throwing a birthday party on Mars

Victor: What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?
Gary: What?
Victor: You planet.
Joke by Victor H. , Carle Place, New York
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When you cross a river and a stream

OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet.
Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
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Forgot to set the alarm again

Comic by Van Scott
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“Being Prepared”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Being Prepared" by Justin Case.
Joke by Evan M., Carmel, Indiana
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Why elevator jokes are so good

ALEX: Why are elevator jokes so good?
DHRITI: Why?
ALEX: Because they work on so many levels.
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs

Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs.
Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.
Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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Banana special forces

Comic by Scott Masear
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The kind of music pilgrims like

MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
NATE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Rock.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Why Cinderella is bad at soccer

LEVI: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
BAILEY: I don’t know. Why?
LEVI: Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Joke by Levi B., Commerce City, Colorado
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What dentists call their X-rays

COLLIN: What do dentists call their X-rays?
MAYA: What?
COLLIN: Tooth pics!
Joke by Collin K., San Diego, California
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A beaver with braces

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A happy cowboy’s favorite candy

ANJANA: What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
SARAH: What?
ANJANA: A Jolly Rancher.
Joke by Anjana A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Why the melon jumped into the lake

Justin: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Janet: I’m not sure.
Justin: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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What the rope said to the stick

WILLIAM: What did the rope say to the stick?
VICTOR: I don’t know.
WILLIAM: “Sorry, I can’t play right now. I’m a little tied up.”
Joke by William A., Cayuta, New York
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Look like me you will

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will

William: Knock, knock
Bill: Who’s there?
William: Will.
Bill: Will, who?
William: Will you open the door already?
Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida
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A scarecrow’s favorite fruit

LIAM: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
DANIEL: No clue.
LIAM: Strawberries.
Joke by Liam B., Richmond, Virginia
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When you raise money for a bush

CANNEN: What is it called when you raise money for a bush?
LISA: I’m stumped.
CANNEN: A hedge fund.
Joke by Cannen W., River Oaks, Texas
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A thorn in the lion’s paw

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Where to never take your dog

Skyler: Where should you never take your dog?
Connor: Where?
Skyler: The flea market.
Joke by Skyler R., Wallace, North Carolina
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Where the cat learned to swim

GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.
Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toodle

CYRUS: Knock, knock.
CARSON: Who’s there?
CYRUS: Toodle.
CARSON: Toodle, who?
CYRUS: I didn’t know you were going somewhere.
Joke by Cyrus F., O’Fallon, Missouri
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Not gonna get that pizza

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the janitor said when he jumped out of the closet

Elizabeth: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Sarah: What?
Elizabeth: “Supplies!”

Joke by Elizabeth N., Troy, Michigan
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What the mouse said to the camera

ALEX: What did the mouse say to the camera?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: “Cheese!”
Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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A skeleton’s favorite instrument

KUSH: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
MYA: No clue.
KUSH: A trombone.
Joke by Kush R., Baker City, Oregon
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