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A lawn mower’s favorite kind of music

JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music?
TIM: I’m not sure.
JOSIAH: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Wolfman’s car ride

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the barista said

BRANDON: What did the barista say after receiving a tip?
BRETT: What?
BRANDON: “Thanks a latte!”
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Fish are bad at basketball

AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.
Joke by Aayush B., Irving, Texas
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A nose can’t be 12 inches

Jeffrey: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Tyler: No idea.
Jeffrey: Because then it would be a foot!
Joke by Jeffrey I., Branchport, New York
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Away for the weekend

Comic by Jon Carter
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Why the cottage cheese went to the art exhibit

Zane: Why did the cottage cheese go to the art exhibit?
Cooper: I’m not sure.
Zane: Because it was cultured.
Joke by Zane H., Troy, Ohio
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Why the turtle crossed the road

ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road?
KATE: Tell me.
ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station.
Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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What type of house weighs the least?

NOLAN: What type of house weighs the least?
TIM: I don’t know.
NOLAN: A lighthouse.
Joke by Nolan R., South Mills, North Carolina
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Bat signal in the shower

Comic by Van Scott
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When a frog’s car breaks down

LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
WILSON: I don’t know.
LUCAS: It gets a jump start.
Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York
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“I’ll dig another ditch around the castle”

TOM SWIFTY: “I’ll dig another ditch around the castle,” Tom said remotely.
Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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When you cross a river and a stream

HENRY: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
BEN: What?
HENRY: Wet feet.
Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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An F on my science project

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Keys, locks and space

Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!
Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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A tree that doesn’t know the answer

GREG: What do you call a tree that doesn’t know the answer?
FRED: Tell me.
GREG: Stumped!
Joke by Greg S., Sykesville, Maryland
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The new discovery with earthquakes

TYLER: Have you heard about the new discovery with earthquakes?
MELODY: No. Tell me more.
TYLER: It’s groundbreaking!
Joke by Tyler M., Los Angeles, California
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Talk about your problems

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A boat’s favorite brand of pants

NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants?
DYLAN: What?
NATHANIEL: Dockers.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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A tree that fits in your hand

Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Fred: I’m stumped.
Mathias: A palm tree.
Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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“This tastes terrible”

TOM SWIFTY: “This tastes terrible,” Tom said bitterly.
Joke by Shelley C., Enid, Oklahoma
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Hay! I packed your school lunch

Comic by ThomasToons
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Grand opening of the Lego store

BRAD: The grand opening of the Lego store was a big deal.
ROGER: Really?
BRAD: Yes! People were lined up for blocks.
Joke by Brad W., Simpsonville, South Carolina
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A chicken that does martial arts

Benjamin: What do you call a chicken that does martial arts?
Liam: I’m stumped.
Benjamin: Cluck Norris!
Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
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The PB and J Band

LUKAS: Have you heard of the PB&J band?
JAKE: Yeah. I heard they love to jam.
Joke by Lukas S., Columbus, Ohio
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I threw a stick

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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What you call a rude cow

Chase: What do you call a rude cow?
Sam: What?
Chase: Beef jerky.
Joke by Chase E., Pacific Grove, California
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Waiting for the waiter

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?”
Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California
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Talking about sodium

TAHA: Do you want to talk about sodium?
BRADEN: Na.
Joke by Taha M., Allentown, Pennsylvania
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Build the castle first

Comic by Jon Carter
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Why the fly didn’t land on the computer

JOSE: Why didn’t the fly land on the computer?
TRENT: Why?
JOSE: Because it was afraid of the world wide web.
Joke by Jose R., Santa Clarita, California
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The football stadium was hot after the game

Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.
Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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A book about anti-gravity

LEVI: I once read a book about anti-gravity.
SARA: How was it?
LEVI: I couldn’t put it down.
Joke by Levi B., Bedford, Texas, Levi B., Bedford, Texas
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