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A weight that’s not very smart

MASON: What do you call a weight that’s not very smart?
BRYCE: I haven’t the foggiest.
MASON: A dumbbell.

Joke by Mason L., Neenah, Wisconsin
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Giant turkey says moo

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A turkey the day after Thanksgiving

Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!
Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
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When you cross an eagle with a turkey

Ayn: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
Doug: No idea.
Ayn: Me, neither, but it kept flying off my plate!
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Dracula’s favorite holiday

AIDEN: What holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
SARAH: I’m not sure.
AIDEN: Fangsgiving!
Joke by Aiden P., Lake City, Florida
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Hibernate already?

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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What smells the best

Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.
Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Leopards can’t escape from the zoo

Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jonah: Because they are always spotted.
Joke by Jonah K., College Station, Texas
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What the volcano said

TAYLOR: What did one volcano say to the other?
BECCA: “You’re hot”?
TAYLOR: No. “I lava you!”
Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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Five more minutes?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A frozen sandwich

RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich?
TOM: Tell me.
RYAN: A brrrrr-ger.
Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island
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A farmer’s favorite place to eat

JACK: What’s a farmer’s favorite place to eat?
KATE: I’m stumped.
JACK: McDonald’s!
Joke by Jack R., Cookeville, Tennessee
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A nerd’s favorite candy

Xander: What is a nerd’s favorite candy?
Leo: Nerds?
Xander: No, Smarties.
Joke by Xander F., South Range, Wisconsin
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Tarzan’s podcast

Comic by Scott Masear
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What unit did the chicken use?

GIOVANNI: What unit did the chicken use to measure his feed?
GIUSEPPE: I don’t know. What?
GIOVANNI: A peck!
Joke by Giovanni C., Lamar, Missouri
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Parallel lines have so much in common

WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
Joke by Conrad U., Leawood, Kansas
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The coolest letter in the alphabet

SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?
SAM: Which one?
SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C.
Joke by Sparkles R., Matthews, North Carolina
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They drop nachos on the floor!

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What Mike Wazowski likes to put in his pen

NATHANIEL: What does Mike Wazowski like to put in his pen?
RANDAL: What?
NATHANIEL: Monster’s ink.
Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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What the sun said to the cloud

AUDREY: What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation?
LISA: I haven’t the foggiest.
AUDREY: “You’ll be mist!”
Joke by Audrey S., Woodbury, Minnesota
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When zombies surround your house

Daniel: What do you do when zombies surround your house?
Sam: What?
Daniel: Hope it’s Halloween.
Joke by Daniel R., Boerne, Texas
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Inactive volcano

Comic by Jon Carter
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo

Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are you crying?!
Joke by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia
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What the mother spider said to the teen spider

JULIEN: What did the mother spider say to the teen spider?
ALEX: What?
JULIEN: “You spend too much time on the web.”
Joke by Julien S., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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When a mummy gets a cold

KEENAN: What happens when a mummy gets a cold?
JOHN: I have no clue.
KEENAN: It starts coffin!
Joke by Keenan N., Williamstown, Kentucky
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Too much hair gel?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A wolf that notices everything

Henry: What do you call a wolf that notices everything?
Mike: What?
Henry: Awarewolf.
Joke by Henry N., Austin, Texas
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A ghost’s favorite place to sit

Mackenna: Where is a ghost’s favorite place to sit?
Grayson: I don’t know. Where?
Mackenna: A boo-th!
Joke by Mackenna D., Hampstead, North Carolina
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How hands build houses

DENNIS: How do hands build houses?
JEFF: How?
DENNIS: With their fingernails.
Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California
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Less eye of newt, please

Comic by Scott Nickel
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How snakes get into Hogwarts

WILLIAM: How do snakes get into Hogwarts?
LOGAN: How?
WILLIAM: They Slytherin.
Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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What you call friends you like to eat with

CIAN: What do you call friends you like to eat with?
CHARLIE: I’m not sure.
CIAN: Tastebuds!
Joke by Cian E., Pacifica, California
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An electric eel with a sponge

RJ: What do you get when you cross an electric eel with a sponge?
JACK: I have no idea.
RJ: A shock absorber!
Joke by RJ S., Jupiter, Florida
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