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What the frog said to the toad

CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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Can Shaggy Chase Me?

Comic by Scott Masear
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Two words that start with P and ends with E

LORELAI: What has two words, starts with P, ends with E and has thousands of letters?
OLIVE: I don’t know.
LORELAI: A post office.
Joke by Lorelai K., College Station, Texas
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If you are a security guard at Samsung

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you are a security guard at Samsung, then are you a guardian of the Galaxy?
Joke by Anne C., Topeka, Kansas
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How ranchers keep track of cattle

JOEY: How do ranchers keep track of how many cattle they have?
JERRY: I’m not sure.
JOEY: They use a cow-culator!
Joke by Joey R., Maple Plain, Minnesota
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Needs More Ants

Comic by Van Scott
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A math teacher’s favorite dessert

ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!
Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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What dentists use to listen to music

Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music?
Leonora: I don’t know.
Leon: Bluetooth.
Joke by Leon R., Spring, Texas
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When the Scout earned their Hiking merit badge

PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”
Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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Full Moon is Busiest Time

Comic by Scott Nickel
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How the grizzly caught the fish

John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.
Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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“Runny Noses”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.
Joke by Ian B., Brighton, Pennsylvania
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When a frog’s car breaks down

BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!
Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Not Allowed on the Couch at Home

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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What to do with a blue monster

SARAH LYNN: What do you do with a blue monster?
DAN: I don’t know.
SARAH LYNN: You cheer it up!
Joke by Sarah R., Raleigh, North Carolina
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A superhero that hits the most home runs

LUKE: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
MOM: Which one?
LUKE: Batman.
Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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Getting a lecture for something I didn’t do

Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not. Why?
Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework.
Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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Underwear on the Outside

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The ball kept getting bigger and bigger

A MAN AT A BASEBALL GAME wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit him.
Joke by Colin H., Ellicott City, Maryland
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Where to find flying rabbits

JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force.
Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey.

Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Rate Our Echo

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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May I see your report card?

DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it.
DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania
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“Making the Team”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Making the Team" by Ross Terr.
Joke by John P., Supply, Virginia
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The best season to use a trampoline

ANDREW: What is the best season to use a trampoline?
XANDER: What?
ANDREW: Spring.
Joke by Andrew S. , South Ogden, Utah
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Hulk’s sunscreen

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The guy who dreamt he was a muffler

JOEY: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
ROSS: No. What happened?
JOEY: He woke up exhausted.
Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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I’m in Cub Scouts

HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts?
XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout.
XAVIER: You think I’m Lion?
Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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The difference between a cat and a comma

Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Bill: Tell me.
Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Better reception

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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What Obi-Wan said at the rodeo

Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”
Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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A fish that won’t stop talking

Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t stop talking?
Danielle: No idea.
Alex: A big-mouth bass.
Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wisconsin
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“Indoor Sports”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.
Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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