TOM SWIFTY: “I need this package delivered immediately!” Tom expressed. Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “These lines keep intersecting,” Tom said crossly. Joke by Thiru P., Columbus, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “Where’s the water?” Tom asked dryly. Joke by Breece O., College Station, Texas0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I will call my invention ‘the light bulb!’ ” Tom said brightly. Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina 0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I’ll dig another ditch around the castle,” Tom said remotely. Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas 0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “This tastes terrible,” Tom said bitterly. Joke by Shelley C., Enid, Oklahoma 0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “Can you do that again?” Tom repeated. Joke by Joshua P., Mint Hill, North Carolina 0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I just stepped in some poison ivy!” Tom said, itching to go home. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “That campfire is blazing!” Tom said warmly. Joke by Luke T., Birmingham, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I’m really good at protecting things,” Tom said defensively. Joke by Hayden B., St. Louis, Missouri0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I thought there were 50 cookies in this jar,” Tom recounted. Joke by Riya T., Short Hills, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I like your bells,” Tom chimed. Joke by Evi V., Pewee Valley, Kentucky0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I’m empty inside,” Tom said hollowly. Joke by Bela B., Arlington, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I wish I’d never come to the North Pole,” Tom said coldly. Joke by Owen B., Maplewood, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “This hike is quite slow,” Tom said sluggishly. Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “My power went out,” Tom said darkly. Joke by Alex F., Paso Robles, California0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly. Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly. Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas1 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I got a touchscreen computer,” Tom pointed out. Joke by James M., Appleton, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “Give up! I have the ace of diamonds, clubs and spades,” Tom said heartlessly. Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee2 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “The night sky is beautiful,” Tom said starry-eyed. Joke by Jacob A., Saratoga Springs, Utah4 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “Being a wolf is awesome,” Tom howled. Joke by Aadil, Plymouth, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I forgot what I was going to buy at the store,” Tom said listlessly. Joke by Lily B., Carmel, Indiana0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I really have to go,” Tom ran on. Joke by Kaelin C., Palm Beach Gardens, Florida2 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “Oh, no. I dropped my toothpaste.” Tom said, crestfallen. Joke by Graham M., Reston, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
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