Tom Swiftie: “I’d love to live in Maine or Oklahoma,” Tom stated. Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded. Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I always arrive a few minutes late,” Tom said fashionably. Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “The days are getting shorter,” Tom said quickly. Joke by Robert B., Decatur, Georgia3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch Star Wars!” Tom said forcefully. Joke by Stephen C., Alexandria, Virginia. 0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “This lemon is much too sour,” Tom said bitterly. Joke by Dorian H., North Royalton, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “This sauce is full of flavor,” Tom said zestfully. Joke by Cooper S., Averill Park, New York3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly. Joke by Stephen B., Redmond, Washington3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Now how am I going to know what to buy at the grocery store?” Tom said listlessly. Joke by Brock F., Marlow, Oklahoma6 commentsLoading...