Laugh at funny Tom Swiftie jokes and comics for kids

Tom Swiftie: “I’d love to live in Maine or Oklahoma,” Tom stated.

Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.

Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Michigan
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Tom Swiftie: “I always arrive a few minutes late,” Tom said fashionably.

Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey
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Tom Swiftie: “The days are getting shorter,” Tom said quickly.

Joke by Robert B., Decatur, Georgia
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch Star Wars!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke by Stephen C., Alexandria, Virginia.
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Tom Swiftie: “This lemon is much too sour,” Tom said bitterly.

Joke by Dorian H., North Royalton, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “This sauce is full of ﬂavor,” Tom said zestfully.

Joke by Cooper S., Averill Park, New York
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Tom Swiftie: “Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes,” Tom said sheepishly.

Joke by Stephen B., Redmond, Washington
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Tom Swiftie: “Now how am I going to know what to buy at the grocery store?” Tom said listlessly.

Joke by Brock F., Marlow, Oklahoma
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