Tom Swiftie: “What other toppings should I put on my hot dog?” Tom asked with relish. Joke by Ethan T., Rockville, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I think I am sick,” Tom said feverishly. Joke by Harry G., Cupertino, California0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “You really need to check your spelling,” Tom corrected. Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I’m only good at protecting things,” Tom said defensively. Joke by Hayden B., St. Louis, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I can’t remember all this information,” Tom said thoughtfully. Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I need a candy bar,” Tom snickered. Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California5 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Math is my favorite subject,” Tom added. Joke by Bill M., Salt Lake City, Utah3 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I flunked my math exam,” Tom said testily. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania3 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “He changed my grade,” Tom remarked. Joke by Evi V., Pewee Valley, Kentucky3 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “My favorite singer is Taylor,” Tom said swiftly. Joke by Dylan B., Round Hill, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “My favorite number is two,” Tom said evenly. Joke by Jacob A., Saratoga Springs, Utah1 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I don’t like my ACT score,” Tom said testily. Joke by Sam A., Saratoga Springs, Utah0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I want to go exploring,” Tom ventured. Joke by Evi Z., Pewee Valley, Kentucky0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I dropped my toothpaste!” Tom said, crestfallen. Joke by Graham M., Reston, Virginia3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’m so tired of boat rides,” Tom said sternly. Joke by Thomas F., Union City, California1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “That campfire is blazing!” Tom said warmly. Joke by Luke T., Birmingham, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “Hand me a hot dog,” Tom said frankly. Joke by Benjamin K., Chicago, Illinois4 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “My favorite number is two,” Tom said evenly. Joke by Jacob A., Saratoga Springs, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Can you hand me that feather?” Tom asked lightly. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’d like to sit at the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly. Joke by Thomas P., Pensacola, Florida1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Can you hand me that feather?” Tom said lightly. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’d love to live in Maine or Oklahoma,” Tom stated. Joke by Thomas F., New Providence, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded. Joke by Jeffrey D., Lansing, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
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