“I’m only good at protecting things” Joke submitted by Hayden B., St. Louis, MissouriLoading... TOM SWIFTIE: “I’m only good at protecting things,” Tom said defensively. Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Defense jokesProtecting jokesTom Swiftie jokes
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