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MAX: Don’t use the word “egg” for your password.
JOE: Why not?
MAX: It cracks easily!

Joke by Max G., Nova Scotia, Canada
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KEVIN: What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
TOMMY: Tell me.
KEVIN: “Don’t look — I’m changing.”

Joke by Kevin C., South Bend, Indiana
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KADEN: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
BILL: I have no idea.
KADEN: Diet croak!

Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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AADITYA: What do you call a person dancing in the rearview mirror?
CARLOS: I don’t know. What?
AADITYA: A backup dancer!

Joke by Aaditya V.
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I forgot what I was going to buy at the store,” Tom said listlessly.

Joke by Lily B., Carmel, Indiana
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I really have to go,” Tom ran on.

Joke by Kaelin C., Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
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Hannah: I told my brother I could jump higher than our house.
Mira: And?
Hannah: I did! Our house isn’t very good at jumping.

Joke by Hannah W., Freeport, Minnesota
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Hailey: What does a snowman like to do on the weekend?
Bianca: No idea.
Hailey: Chill out!

Joke by  Hailey L., Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
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Andrew: Do you know why people love Chapstick?
Peter: No. Why?
Andrew: Because it’s the balm!

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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ADISON: What did one firecracker say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know. What?
ADISON: “You crack me up!”

Joke by Adison S., Reedsville, Wisconsin
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MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31?
BOB: I don’t know.
MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve!

Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Unknown Burglar” by Miss Turry.

Joke by Curtis B., Union, Mississippi
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Buried Under Everest Snow” by Ava Lanche.

Joke by Tanish T., Short Hills, New Jersey
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Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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BEN: What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
JACK: I don’t know.
BEN: “ ’Tis the season to be jelly.”

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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DONALD: What’s Pedro’s favorite part of Christmas?
WILL: What?
DONALD: Elfalfa milkshakes! 

Joke by Donald G., Columbia, South Carolina
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A PUNNY BOOK: “A Guide to Christmas Cheer” by Holly Jollie.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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NATHANIEL: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
TYLER: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: Kris Wrinkle.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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SUIYAO: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
DAVID: I don’t know.
SUIYAO: Elf-is Presley!

Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
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A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws.

Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California
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SHEPHERD: Did you hear about the cat that married the glove?
BEN: No. What happened?
SHEPHERD: They had mittens.

Joke by Shepherd T., Lititz, Pennsylvania
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Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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DREW: What did the kid say when he didn’t want to make a snowman?
JIM: What?
DREW: “It’s snow fun!”

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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