3,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Boys' Life Think & Grin Jokes

JOSIAH: What is a lawn mower’s favorite kind of music?
TIM: I’m not sure.
JOSIAH: Bluegrass.

Joke by Josiah L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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BRANDON: What did the barista say after receiving a tip?
BRETT: What?
BRANDON: “Thanks a latte!”

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.

Joke by Aayush B., Irving, Texas
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Jeffrey: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Tyler: No idea.
Jeffrey: Because then it would be a foot!

Joke by Jeffrey I., Branchport, New York
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Zane: Why did the cottage cheese go to the art exhibit?
Cooper: I’m not sure.
Zane: Because it was cultured.

Joke by Zane H., Troy, Ohio
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ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road?
KATE: Tell me.
ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station.

Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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NOLAN: What type of house weighs the least?
TIM: I don’t know.
NOLAN: A lighthouse.

Joke by Nolan R., South Mills, North Carolina
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LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
WILSON: I don’t know.
LUCAS: It gets a jump start.

Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York
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TOM SWIFTY: “I’ll dig another ditch around the castle,” Tom said remotely.

Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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HENRY: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
BEN: What?
HENRY: Wet feet.

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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GREG: What do you call a tree that doesn’t know the answer?
FRED: Tell me.
GREG: Stumped!

Joke by Greg S., Sykesville, Maryland
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TYLER: Have you heard about the new discovery with earthquakes?
MELODY: No. Tell me more.
TYLER: It’s groundbreaking!

Joke by Tyler M., Los Angeles, California
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NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants?
DYLAN: What?
NATHANIEL: Dockers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Fred: I’m stumped.
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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TOM SWIFTY: “This tastes terrible,” Tom said bitterly.

Joke by Shelley C., Enid, Oklahoma
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BRAD: The grand opening of the Lego store was a big deal.
ROGER: Really?
BRAD: Yes! People were lined up for blocks.

Joke by Brad W., Simpsonville, South Carolina
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Benjamin: What do you call a chicken that does martial arts?
Liam: I’m stumped.
Benjamin: Cluck Norris!

Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
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LUKAS: Have you heard of the PB&J band?
JAKE: Yeah. I heard they love to jam.

Joke by Lukas S., Columbus, Ohio
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Chase: What do you call a rude cow?
Sam: What?
Chase: Beef jerky.

Joke by Chase E., Pacific Grove, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?”

Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California
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TAHA: Do you want to talk about sodium?
BRADEN: Na.

Joke by Taha M., Allentown, Pennsylvania
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JOSE: Why didn’t the fly land on the computer?
TRENT: Why?
JOSE: Because it was afraid of the world wide web.

Joke by Jose R., Santa Clarita, California
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Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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LEVI: I once read a book about anti-gravity.
SARA: How was it?
LEVI: I couldn’t put it down.

Joke by Levi B., Bedford, Texas, Levi B., Bedford, Texas
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