6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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HEATHER: Why do bees have sticky hair?
JANE: I don’t know.
HEATHER: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Heather M., Merritt Island, Florida
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GREGORY: Why do I think that turkeys might be trolls?
SAMUEL: No idea.
GREGORY: Because they’re always goblin.

Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.

Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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THOMAS: What kind of doctor does a Barbie go to?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A plastic surgeon.

Joke by Thomas G., Morton, Pennsylvania
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QUINN: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
DANIEL: Tell me.
QUINN: Bugs Bunny.

Joke by Quinn R., St. Peters, Missouri
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EVAN: What does a wasp wear?
ALEXA: What?
EVAN: A yellowjacket!

Joke by Evan A., Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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JEAN: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
PHIL: Why?
JEAN: To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
PHIL: No.
JEAN: See? It works great!

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
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GREGORY: Why is it so hard to be a cliff?
ROMAN: I’m stumped.
GREGORY: Because they’re always on edge.

Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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PHOENIX: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
LONDON: I haven’t the foggiest.
PHOENIX: “I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Phoenix W., Waynesville, Ohio
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WILLIAM: What’s a British person’s favorite band at teatime?
KAYLA: Which one?
WILLIAM: The Rolling Scones!

Joke by William K., Floral Park, New York
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ROCCO: Did you know that if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat?
JIMMY: Huh?
ROCCO: Yeah, because it’s capsized.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?"

Joke by Luke O., Fulton, Maryland
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TIM: Do you want to hear the joke about the breeze?
LUKE: Yeah, why not?
TIM: Sorry! Right now, it’s just a draft.

Joke by Tim O., Fulton, Maryland
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SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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ISAIAH: What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
HADDIE: I haven’t a clue.
ISAIAH: A neck-tarine.

Joke by Isaiah K., Homer, Alaska
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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BRANDON: Why does a Rubik’s Cube enjoy suspenseful films?
CHLOE: Tell me.
BRANDON: Because of all the twists and turns.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: A Guide to Making Walking Sticks by Will O’Branch.

Joke by Charlie S., Crozet, Virginia
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TALIA: What do ghosts like to eat?
LEORA: I’m clueless.
TALIA: Spook-ghetti.

Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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TJ: Which plant likes Halloween the most?
EMILY: I have no clue.
TJ: Bam-boo!

Joke by TJ P., Ankeny, Iowa
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ALEXANDER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
TYLER: Why?
ALEXANDER: He was going home.

Joke by Alexander H., Austin, Texas
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SHAWN: What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?
CURREN: What?
SHAWN: Tweets.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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