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EDMUND: What do you call a happy ant?
EDDIE: I’m not sure.
EDMUND: Buoy-ant!

Joke by Edmund B., Houston, Texas
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Sabur: What did the alien say to the puzzle?
Devin: Not sure.
Sabur: “I come in peace. You come in pieces.” 

Joke by Sabur T., Angwin, California
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CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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LORELAI: What has two words, starts with P, ends with E and has thousands of letters?
OLIVE: I don’t know.
LORELAI: A post office.

Joke by Lorelai K., College Station, Texas
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you are a security guard at Samsung, then are you a guardian of the Galaxy?

Joke by Anne C., Topeka, Kansas 
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JOEY: How do ranchers keep track of how many cattle they have?
JERRY: I’m not sure.
JOEY: They use a cow-culator!

Joke by Joey R., Maple Plain, Minnesota
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ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music?
Leonora: I don’t know.
Leon: Bluetooth.

Joke by Leon R., Spring, Texas
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PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands. 

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

Joke by Ian B., Brighton, Pennsylvania
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BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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SARAH LYNN: What do you do with a blue monster?
DAN: I don’t know.
SARAH LYNN: You cheer it up!

Joke by Sarah R., Raleigh, North Carolina
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LUKE: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
MOM: Which one?
LUKE: Batman.

Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:
Of course not. Why?
Student:
Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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A MAN AT A BASEBALL GAME wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit him.

Joke by Colin H., Ellicott City, Maryland 
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JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it.
DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania 
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Making the Team" by Ross Terr. 

Joke by John P., Supply, Virginia
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ANDREW: What is the best season to use a trampoline?
XANDER: What?
ANDREW: Spring.

Joke by Andrew S. , South Ogden, Utah
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JOEY: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
ROSS: No. What happened?
JOEY: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts?
XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout.
XAVIER: You think I’m Lion?

Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Bill: Tell me.
Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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