6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

PATRICK: What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
LIAM: What?
PATRICK: New Yolk City.

Joke by Patrick A., Spokane, Washington
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Simeon: How do you politely laugh in Hawaii?
Denise: How?
Simeon: You do a low “ha!”

Joke by Simeon R., Fishers, Indiana
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AMELIA: What are the two summer snacks that frogs love?
MACK: Tell me.
AMELIA: May flies and June bugs.

Joke by Amelia M., Morehead City, North Carolina
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ARHAN: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: A waist of time.

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Elijah H., Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
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ELIJAH: What kind of bird can fly?
MOM: I don’t know.
ELIJAH: A peli-can.

Joke by Elijah C., Daphne, Alabama
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COLTON: Why do fish go to school?
SEAN: Why?
COLTON: Because they need swimming lessons.

Joke by Colton G., Mechanicsville, Virginia
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Grant: Why didn’t 6 want to get older?
Sam: No idea.
Grant: Because 7 8 9.

Joke by Grant N., Herndon, Virginia
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CARTER: What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
CASEY: I don’t know. What?
CARTER: Owlgebra.

Joke by Carter R., Santa Rosa, California
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Paul: Why did the astronaut’s trip to Mars go badly?
Drake: Tell me.
Paul: He didn’t planet very well.

Joke by Paul B., Scotch Plains, New Jersey
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Nicholas: Why did the math book look forward to the big test?
Lola: Beats me.
Nicholas: Because it wanted all its problems solved.

Joke by Nicholas M., Chesterfield, Missouri
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AXTON: What’s a lawnmower’s favorite hairstyle?
RAY: I’m stumped.
AXTON: A mow-hawk.

Joke by Axton C., Alexandria, Virginia
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Marian: Knock, knock.
Clara: Who’s there?
Marian: Icing.
Clara: Icing, who?
Marian: Icing in music class.

Joke by Marian B., Naples, Florida
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BRANDON: Why did the computer see a doctor?
ROBIN: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: It got a virus.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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CLARA: What is a cow’s favorite class?
MARIAN: I’m not sure.
CLARA: Moosic class.

Joke by Clara B., Naples, Florida
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Ocean Currents" by Sue Nahmie.

Joke by Leif M., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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LUKE: What did the cake say to the boxer?
LISA: Tell me.
LUKE: “Do you want a piece of me?”

Joke by Luke M., Huntsville, Alabama
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Hugo: Why did Aquaman lose the spelling bee?
Juan: I haven’t the foggiest.
Hugo: Because he thought Earth had seven “C’s.”

Joke by Hugo C., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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TORIN: What do you call a cheese curd that’s been asked a lot of questions?
BRETT: Tell me.
TORIN: Grilled cheese.

Joke by Torin B., Darien, Illinois
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GRAYDEN: Why did the manatee cross the sea?
EVERETT: No clue.
GRAYDEN: To get to the other tide.

Joke by Grayden L., Mount Dora, Florida
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DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Jared: What’s a scuba diver’s favorite drink?
Kyra: Tell me.
Jared: Bubble tea.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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A punny book: "The Quickest Soccer Game" by Earl E.Wynn.

Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
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Talia: If monsters use powers to walk through walls, what do humans use?
Leora: What?
Talia: A door.

Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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JOE: What do tightrope walkers eat?
BO: What?
JOE: A balanced diet.

Joke by Joe M., Hamburg, Pennsylvania
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