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YUSUF: What did the tortilla say to the taco?
DAD: I have no clue.
YUSUF: “That’s nacho dip!”

Joke by Yusuf F., Northbrook, Illinois
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Daffynition: Quartermasters — Scouts who’ve earned the Coin Collecting merit badge.

Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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MATTHEW: What’s a mouse’s favorite game?
ANTHONY: I haven’t the faintest idea.
MATTHEW: Parcheesi!

Joke by Matthew S., Sugar Land, Texas
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I just stepped in some poison ivy!” Tom said, itching to go home.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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ANNIE: Why did the scientist install a door knocker?
LUCY: Tell me.
ANNIE: To win the no-bell prize.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.

Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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A Punny Book: “Parts of New York” by Brooke Lin.

Joke by Tyler S., Henderson, Nevada
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KURT: What did the Earth say to the moon?
ASHLEY: I don’t know.
KURT: “You’re out of this world!”

Joke by Kurt T., Eastvale, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”

Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan
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Kruz: What did the log say to the mushroom?
Ryan: No idea.
Kruz: “You’re growing on me.”

Joke by Kruz W., Minden, Nevada
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LELAND: What do you call trash that a cat threw out of a car?
SOPHIE: No clue.
LELAND: Kitty litter!

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Ty Fiter.

Joke by Paul M., Brookfield, Illinois
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Crossing the Street” by A.J. Walker.

Joke by Chloe B., Maplewood, New Jersey
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CALEB: How do you make an egg roll?
CASEY: How?
CALEB: You push it.

Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas
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Ryan: My baseball coach told me to run home during the game.
Lexi: Did you score a run?
Ryan: No. I ran to my house.

Joke by Ryan B., North Haven, Connecticut
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CARTER: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward?
MARK: I don’t know.
CARTER: A receding hare line!

Joke by Carter B., Cleburne, Texas
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LUKE: What’s a yellow jacket’s favorite event at school?
LISA: What?
LUKE: The spelling bee.

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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BEN: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
CHASE: Why?
BEN: Because they’re always peaking.

Joke by Ben K., Scottsdale, Arizona
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.

Joke by Hudson F., Andover, Massachusetts
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XAVIER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
KADEN: Why?
XAVIER: Because he wanted to get home.

Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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Brady: How do you keep a bull from charging?
Tom: Tell me.
Brady: Take away its credit card.

Joke by Brady K., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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Ben: Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
Brandon: No idea.
Ben: They needed a new batter.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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NATHANIEL: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
SETH: I don’t know.
NATHANIEL: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
SETH: What about the glue?
NATHANIEL: I knew you’d get stuck there.

Joke by Nathaniel D., Clovis, California
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Josiah: Why does the Eiffel Tower stand in Paris?
Wyatt: I’m not sure. Why?
Josiah: Because it can’t sit.

Joke by Josiah L., Parkland, Florida
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose.

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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