6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Alastair: Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Joshua: I’m not sure.
Alastair: Because it was dead.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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QUINTEN: What do you call a baby who loves the Super Bowl?
DAVID: I’m stumped.
QUINTEN: Vince Lombaby.

Joke by Quinten C. , Pasadena, Maryland
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Jackson: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jackson: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Jackson W., Ballwin, Missouri
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?

Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
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JAMES: What did one bee say to the other bee?
FRANCIS: What?
JAMES: Nothing! They just danced.

Joke by James H., Manassas, Virginia
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ALEX: Why did the zombie cross the road?
DAVID: I don’t know.
ALEX: To get to the dead end.

Joke by Alex W., Lincoln, Nebraska
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JACQUELINE: In what state do the greatest archery champions live?
MASON: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: Arrow-zona.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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BRANDON: What’s hard to deal with?
SEAN: Tell me.
BRANDON: A deck of cards that’s glued together.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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Quinn: Knock, knock.
Ron: Who’s there?
Quinn: Jess.
Ron: Jess, who?
Quinn: Jess me and my shadow.

Joke by Curtis C., Frankfort, Illinois
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JARED: Why did the Scoutmaster call software testers when insects invaded his tent?
TAMMY: Tell me.
JARED: They know how to get rid of bugs.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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TOM SWIFTIE: “What’s with all the excitement around the beehive?” Tom buzzed.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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REZA: How do you make seven an even number?
MINA: How?
REZA: Take away the “s.”

Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California
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Max: Did you hear about the camping trip?
Kevin: No.
Max: It was in tents.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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RAAGHAV: Knock, knock.
JIM: Who’s there?
RAAGHAV: Water.
JIM: Water, who?
RAAGHAV: Water you telling jokes for right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Joke by Raaghav K., Fremont, California
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ANDY: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
SANDY: Why?
ANDY: Because it was outstanding in its field!

Joke by Andy R., Simsbury, Connecticut
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ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.

Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
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MARGARET: Why didn’t the skeleton tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: No idea.
MARGARET: He didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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Nolan: What kind of test do zombies take?
Bennett: I’m stumped.
Nolan: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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MICHAEL: What do you get when you combine a pig and a cow?
PAT: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: A hamburger.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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LUCY: What is brown and sticky?
HAILEY: What?
LUCY: A stick.

Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon
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Michael: What do you call a snowman in July?
Grant: I don’t know.
Michael: A puddle.

Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut
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HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JASON: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
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ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
SAM: Why?
ZANE: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia
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