6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

SAM: What do you call a sleeping bull?
WILL: I don’t know.
SAM: A bulldozer.

Joke by Samson S., Holt, Michigan
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GRYFFIN: What did Earth say to the asteroid?
JACKSON: I don’t know. What?
GRYFFIN: “Give me some space!”

Joke by Gryffin R., Englewood, Colorado
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SEAN: What kind of cat swims in the water?
KELLY: Tell me.
SEAN: Catfish.

Joke by Sean E., Franklinton, Louisiana
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why is it that when something travels by ship it’s called “cargo,” but when it travels by car it’s called a “shipment”?

Joke by Zach H., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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ROMAN: Why did the gym close?
JETTA: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROMAN: Because it didn’t work out.

Joke by Roman S., Linwood, Kansas
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JASPER: What type of music do leprechauns listen to?
HARPER: What?
JASPER: Shamrock ’n’ roll.

Joke by Jasper R., El Cajon, California
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JASON: Knock, knock.
MIKE: Who’s there?
JASON: Woo.
MIKE: Woo, who?
JASON: Why are you cheering? Our team is losing.

Joke by Jason C., Davis, California
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RYAN: What do you call a happy cowboy?
SASHA: What?
RYAN: A jolly rancher.

Joke by Ryan C., Chesapeake, Maryland
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A MAN TAKES HIS SICK CHIHUAHUA TO THE VET. A Labrador retriever comes in, sniffs the dog and leaves. Then a cat enters, stares at it for a while and leaves. The vet returns and hands over a $250 bill.

The man says, “$250? I was here only 20 minutes!”

“That’s right,” says the vet. “$100 for the lab test and $150 for the cat scan.”

Joke by Remy W., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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AJAY: Why did the hockey player bring rope to the game?
JAX: I don’t know.
AJAY: To tie the score.

Joke by Ajay J., Fremont, California
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TOM: What set the campfire’s heart ablaze?
JOSH: I don’t know. What?
TOM: It found its perfect match.

Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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TEACHER: Johnny, please use the word “winsome” in a sentence.
JOHNNY: You winsome and you lose some.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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BRANTLEY: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
LEE: I’m not sure.
BRANTLEY: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Joke by Brantley R., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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AYN: What do you get when you find a four-leaf clover in a poison ivy patch?
JAN: What?
AYN: A rash of good luck.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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MARIANO: Which country’s capital has the fastest growing population?
HALEY: Tell me.
MARIANO: Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin!

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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MARGARET: Which planet does an astronaut sleep on?
RAYA: I’m stumped.
MARGARET: Naptune.

Joke by Margaret T., Paxton, Massachusetts
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WILLIAM: What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
EMMA: What?
WILLIAM: Light blue.

Joke by William R., Katy, Texas
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ASHLEY: Why was the Scout doing figure eights?
SARAH: Tell me.
ASHLEY: Because he needed to do a Good Turn daily.

Joke by Ashley L., Greensboro, North Carolina
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CARMEN: Where do cats go swimming?
YARA: Where?
CARMEN: The kitty pool.

Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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OSCAR: What’s a car’s least favorite type of ice cream?
SAMMY: What?
OSCAR: Rocky road.

Joke by Oscar S., Beaverton, Oregon
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ISAAC: What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack?
JACOB: Tell me.
ISAAC: Ships and dip.

Joke by Isaac S., Irvine, California
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JOSHUA: Where do skeletons learn how to swim?
DANIEL: Where?
JOSHUA: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Joshua M., Roslyn, New York
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JAMES: What kind of mail does a knight like to get?
JESSICA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Chain mail.

Joke by James W., Eugene, Oregon
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ISAIAH: Why didn’t the piece of bread pop out of the toaster?
JAMES: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: It got jammed.

Joke by Isaiah J., Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
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FLYNN: What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
HAILEY: What?
FLYNN: Awarewolf.

Joke by Flynn N., Beloit, Wisconsin
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