Jokes by Scout Life
  • Browse 5,100+ Jokes
  • 100 Best Jokes
  • Jokes By Topics
  • Joke Types
    • All Jokes
    • Comics
    • Long Jokes
    • Knock, Knock Jokes
    • Tom Swiftie Jokes
    • A Book Never Written
    • Daffynition Jokes
    • Warped Wiseman Jokes
  • Submit Jokes
  • Subscribe
  • Scoutlife.org
HomeJokes

Jokes

More than 3,000 funny jokes and clean jokes submitted by kids. All jokes are clean, funny and appropriate for children. Check out the Joke of the Day and the 100 most-popular jokes.

STEPHEN: What did the clock say when it ran out of batteries?
LACEY: I’m not sure.
STEPHEN: “I guess I’m out of time.”

Joke by Stephen B., Silver Spring, Maryland
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TOM SWIFTY: “That campfire is blazing!” Tom said warmly.

Joke by Luke T., Birmingham, Alabama
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

SHUBH: Why are stars terrible at staring contests?
HENRY: Why?
SHUBH: Because they’re always blinking.

Joke by Shubh D., Piedmont, California
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Suiyao: I am on a seafood diet.
Lola: What’s that?
Suiyao: I see food and I eat it.

Joke by Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TAMOGHNA: What do you call an unknown baker?
BOB: What?
TAMOGHNA: John Dough.

Joke by Tamoghna K., Arlington, Massachusetts
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TWO SCOUTS MEET on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side.”
The other Scout replies, “You’re on the other side!”

Joke by Avery C., Gainesville, Georgia
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

ARHAN: Why did the pony lose the singing competition?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: Because he was a little hoarse.

Joke by Arhan S.
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Daffynition: Infantry — A baby tree.

Joke by Stavya P., Katy, Texas
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TANISH: What does a nosy pepper do?
REBECCA: What?
TANISH: Gets jalapeño business!

Joke by Tanish T.
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

PARWAAN: What is a computer’s favorite snack?
PEDRO: I don’t know.
PARWAAN: Cookies.

Joke by Parwaan V., San Ramon, California
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

NIHIT: What did one pickle say to the other when they fell on the floor?
MAHI: I don’t have a clue.
NIHIT: “Dill with it!”

Joke by Nihit D., Cumming, Georgia
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

NATHANIEL: What do music and NASCAR have in common?
ANDY: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: They have tracks.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
1 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Augustine: Knock, knock.
Ambrose: Who’s there?
Augustine: Cargo.
Ambrose: Cargo, who?
Augustine: No, cargo beep-beep!
            

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

BEN: What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day?
CHRIS: I’m stumped.
BEN: “You’re my butter half!”

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Dishes.
Josh: Dishes, who?
Benjamin: Dishes a very bad joke.

Joke by Benjamin A., Tinton Falls, New Jersey
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TOM SWIFTY: “I’m really good at protecting things,” Tom said defensively.

Joke by Hayden B., St. Louis, Missouri
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Jayson: What kind of plant do you need to bake a cake?
Nick: I’m not sure.
Jayson: A flower!

Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

MATTHEW: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
JACK: I don’t know.
MATTHEW: At a moo-tel.

Joke by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minnesota
1 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit?

Joke by William B., Kernersville, North Carolina
5 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TOM SWIFTY: “I thought there were 50 cookies in this jar,” Tom recounted.

Joke by Riya T., Short Hills, New Jersey
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

AYN: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
STAN: I don’t know.
AYN: He didn’t like working for peanuts.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

GUS: How many days does it take for a Scout to screw in a lightbulb?
MARTY: I don’t know.
GUS: A lot, because they only do one Good Turn a day.

Joke by Stella P., Holmen, Wisconsin
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

TOM SWIFTY: “I like your bells,” Tom chimed.

Joke by Evi V., Pewee Valley, Kentucky
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Harry: What dairy hurts you the most?
George: I’m stumped.
Harry: Sharp cheddar.

Joke by Harry B., Williamsburg, Virginia
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Marissa: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Bobby: What?
Marissa: Frostbite!

Joke by Marissa R., New York, New York
0 comments

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading...

Posts navigation

« 1 2 3 … 196 »
ADVERTISEMENT

Send Us Your Jokes

Heard any good jokes lately? Scout Life will send you this patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine. If your joke is a Pedro’s Pick, you’ll receive $10.

Today's Top-Rated Jokes

  • 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 A seafood diet
  • 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 “I like your bells”
  • 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 The kind of plant you need to ...
  • 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 The difference between a tuna,...
  • 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 I thought there were 50 cookie...

All-Time Top-Rated Jokes

  • 25 votes, average: 4.64 out of 525 votes, average: 4.64 out of 525 votes, average: 4.64 out of 525 votes, average: 4.64 out of 525 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wir...
  • 21 votes, average: 4.62 out of 521 votes, average: 4.62 out of 521 votes, average: 4.62 out of 521 votes, average: 4.62 out of 521 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5 Darth Vader’s take-out order
  • 69 votes, average: 4.59 out of 569 votes, average: 4.59 out of 569 votes, average: 4.59 out of 569 votes, average: 4.59 out of 569 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5 Fake-tossed the ball
  • 22 votes, average: 4.59 out of 522 votes, average: 4.59 out of 522 votes, average: 4.59 out of 522 votes, average: 4.59 out of 522 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5 Pitched the tent
  • 57 votes, average: 4.58 out of 557 votes, average: 4.58 out of 557 votes, average: 4.58 out of 557 votes, average: 4.58 out of 557 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5 Dinner at Pac-Man’s house

Make a Pocket Joke Book

Download and fold your own pocket-sized joke book.

Scout Life Comics

ADVERTISEMENT
Now on Scoutlife.org
  • Scoutlife.org
  • Games
  • Jokes
  • Outdoors & Gear
  • Hobbies & Projects
  • Scouts
  • Contests & Giveaways
  • Subscribe
Scout Life magazine
Subscribe Today!
Follow Scout Life
  • Follow on Facebook
  • Follow on Twitter
  • Follow on Instagram
  • Follow on YouTube
  • Follow on Pinterest
Contact Scout Life
ONLINE: scoutlife.org/contact-us
PHONE: (866) 584-6589
MAIL: 1325 W. Walnut Hill Lane, P.O. Box 152401, Irving, TX 75015-2401
Join Scouting
Visit beascout.org to find out how you can get involved in Scouting.
  • Subscribe
  • Subscriber Services
  • Archives
  • Contact Us
  • Advertise
  • Join Scouting
  • Privacy Policy

© 2022, Boy Scouts of America. All rights reserved.