3,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Boys' Life Think & Grin Jokes

Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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DREW: What did the kid say when he didn’t want to make a snowman?
JIM: What?
DREW: “It’s snow fun!”

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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PETER: Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
ISAIAH: Why?
PETER: Because they gave him two black eyes.

Joke by Peter W., Chetek, Wisconsin
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Allison: Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
Parker: I’m stumped!
Allison: Because it had tinselitis.

Joke by Allison E., Ballwin, Missouri
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ISAAC: What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?
ANTHONY: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Grinchmas!

Joke by Isaac M., Herndon, Virginia
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Joshua: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Jake: Why?
Joshua: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke by Joshua J., Henderson, Nevada
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CARTER: What do elves do in school?
MILEY: What?
CARTER: Presentations!

Joke by Carter A., Waterloo, Illinois
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IAN: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie?
BERLY: What?
IAN: The Polar Express.

Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia
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John: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Zack: What?
John: A cookie sheet.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARJUN: An abdominal snowman.

Joke by Arjun S., Dover, Delaware
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Wayne: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
Crystal: I’m stumped.
Wayne: Nothing. It was on the house!

Joke by Wayne T., Xenia, Ohio
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NEO: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
CARTER: How?
NEO: You look for the fresh prints.

Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland
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Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most?
Thomas: Which one?
Anthony: Java the Hutt.

Joke by Anthony P., Columbia, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: “How To Be Smart” by Reid Moore.

Joke by Blake B., Dunwoody, Georgia
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Aayush: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Caleb: What?
Aayush: Lucky!

Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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CRESENCIO: Why do turkeys eat so little?
MAX: I don’t know.
CRESENCIO: Because they are always stuffed.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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KYLE: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
BRETT: I’m puzzled!
KYLE: The drumsticks.

Joke by Brett B., Manhattan, Kansas
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JEREMY: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
SAMMY: I don’t know.
JEREMY: A turkey.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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PEARL: What do you call a running turkey?
ALLY: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEARL: Fast food!

Joke by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, California
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AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road?
STEVE: I’m stumped.
AARAV: To escape KFC!

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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Harry: My grandpa kept warning people the Titanic would sink, but no one listened.
Stanley: What happened?
Harry: They kicked him out of the cinema.

Joke by Harry G., Cupertino, California
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Kaylen: What starts with T, ends with T and has T in the middle?
Bo: I’m not sure.
Kaylen: A teapot!

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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CONNOR: What did the first light bulb say to the second light bulb?
CHARLIE: I don’t know.
CONNOR: “Watts up?!”

Joke by Connor N., Raleigh, North Carolina
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DILLON: Have you ever heard the joke about the skunk?
MICHAEL: No. What is it?
DILLON: Never mind. It stinks.

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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