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Ben: Why was the droid angry?
Steve: Why?
Ben: Because people were pushing it's buttons.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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MARCUS: What do you call a lady in the middle of a tennis court?
HAYDEN: I haven’t the foggiest.
MARCUS: Annette!

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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TOM: What’s elastic and plays music?
JANE: Tell me.
TOM: A rubber band.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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JAYDEN: What’s a stone’s favorite phrase?
AIDEN: I’m stumped.
JAYDEN: “You rock!”

Joke by Jayden C., Secaucus, New Jersey
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Arhan: What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Rohan:
I have no clue.
Arhan: Grains!

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT,
and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

 

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 
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Jeremy: I don’t trust stairs.
Clark: Why not?
Jeremy: Because they’re always up to something.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop?
LEVI: I’m clueless.
RYAN: “Put it on my bill!”

Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California
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NATHANIEL: What is the fastest form of studying?
PETER: What?
NATHANIEL: Flashcards.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job?
CONNOR: Tell me.
BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Going Down Hill" by Dee Cline.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Athanasius: Who’s there?
Augustine: Yukon.
Athanasius: Yukon, who?
Augustine: Yukon say that again!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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FINN: What question can you never say “yes” to?
RALPH: I don’t know.
FINN: “Are you asleep?”

Joke by Finnian R., Tuscaloosa, Alabama 
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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JAMES: Why was the computer late for school?
PETER: I’m not sure.
JAMES: He had a hard drive.

Joke by James W., Laurel, Maryland
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JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems.

Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York
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PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TOM SWIFTY: “I will call my invention ‘the light bulb!’ ” Tom said brightly.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina 
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ANDREW: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
REGINALD: I don’t know.
ANDREW: Because he couldn’t see himself working there.

Joke by Andrew H., University Heights, Ohio
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JOHN: What did the stew say to the microwave?
BILL: I don’t know.
JOHN: “Close the door — I’m chili!”

Joke by Conor M., Ringwood, New Jersey
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LUKE: What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
SARAH: I’m stumped.
LUKE: The punchline.

Joke by Luke H., Farmingdale, New York 
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Carson: What is black and white, and goes around and around?
Fred: Tell me.
Carson: A penguin in a revolving door.

Joke by Carson D., Sioux Falls, South Dakota
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NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game?
REX: How long?
NATHANIEL: One quarter.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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