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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions.

Daffynition: Satisfactory — The place where average goods are made.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Daffynition: Quartermasters — Scouts who’ve earned the Coin Collecting merit badge.

Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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Daffynition: Infantry — A baby tree.

Joke by Stavya P., Katy, Texas
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Daffynition: Marshmallow — A very calm swamp.

Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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DAFFYNITION: Hermit — A lady’s softball glove.

Joke by Nicolas C., Union, Kentucky
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DAFFYNITION: Debate — What goes on the hook to catch fish.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.

Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan
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DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin
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Daffynition: Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Joke by Nicolas C., Union, Kentucky
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Daffynition: Microwave -- What your shy friend gives you in the morning.

Joke by Renée D., San Ramon, California
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DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey
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DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey
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Daffynition: Nightmare — A nocturnal horse.

Joke by Siddh B., Austin, Texas
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Daffynition - Butterfly: Throwing of dairy products.

Joke by Logan C., Richland Hills, Texas
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Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth.

Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado
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Daffynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes.

Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California
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Daffynition: Deliver — The organ above de intestines.

Joke by Ian P., Chantilly, Va.
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Daffynition: Avoidable — What bullfighters do.

Joke by Austin H., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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Daffynition: Relief — What trees do in spring.

Joke by Joshua S., Sour Lake, Texas
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Daffynition: Autobiography — A car’s life story.

Joke by Jonathon M., Albany, Ga.
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Daffynition: Boycott — A bed for a young man.

Joke by Joseph D., Middletown, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Information — How military aircraft fly.

Joke by Liam Q., Boxford, Mass.
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Daffynition: Alienation — A country full of extraterrestrials.

Joke by Aaron B., New Paris, Ohio
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Daffynition: Avoidable — What a matador tries to do.

Joke by Daniel S., Whitehouse Station, N.J.
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Daffynition: Undercover — Where to go when it rains.

Joke by Joe L., Byron, Minn.
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