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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions. Laugh at hundreds of funny Scout Life daffynition jokes.

Daffynition: Relief — What trees do in spring.

Joke by Joshua S., Sour Lake, Texas
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Daffynition: Autobiography — A car’s life story.

Joke by Jonathon M., Albany, Ga.
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Daffynition: Boycott — A bed for a young man.

Joke by Joseph D., Middletown, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Information — How military aircraft fly.

Joke by Liam Q., Boxford, Mass.
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Daffynition: Alienation — A country full of extraterrestrials.

Joke by Aaron B., New Paris, Ohio
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Daffynition: Avoidable — What a matador tries to do.

Joke by Daniel S., Whitehouse Station, N.J.
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Daffynition: Undercover — Where to go when it rains.

Joke by Joe L., Byron, Minn.
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Daffynition: Debate — What goes on de hook to catch de fish.

Joke by Robert U., Oconomowoc, Wis.
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Daffynition: Purebred — Healthy toast.

Joke by Daniel S., Whitehouse Station, N.J.
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Daffynition: Intense — Where Boy Scouts sleep.

Joke by Jaxon S., Denison, Texas
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Daffynition: Cold War — A snowball fight.

Joke by Joseph C., Houston, Texas
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Daffynition: Microphone — The world’s smallest cell phone.

Joke by Collin E., Croton, Ohio
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Daffynition: Parasites — What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

Joke by Raymond C., Konawa, Okla.
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Daffynition: Gruesome — A little taller than before.

Joke by Harrison F., University City, Mo.
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Daffynition: Describe — To erase.

Joke by Brenden G., Kirkland, Wash.
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Daffynition: Popcorn — A kernel’s father.

Joke by Sam B., Knox, Pa.
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Daffynition: Autograph — A car chart.

Joke by Adam M., Parkville, Mo.
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Daffynition: Tapeworm — Sticky bait.

Joke by Dawson H., Pine Bluff, Ark.
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Daffynition: Troubleshooting — Problems with your rifle.

 

Joke by Julian B., Birmingham, Ala.
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Daffynition: Scholarship — A boat full of smart people.

 

Joke by Billy B., Coleridge, Neb.
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Daffynition: Gatorade - A reptile’s personal assistant.

 

 

Joke by Thomas M., Santa Clarita, Calif.
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Daffynition: Fahrenheit — A person of average stature.

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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Daffynition: Shoehorn — A bugle for your boots.

Joke by John C., Akron, Ohio
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Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.
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Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig.

Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.
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