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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions. Laugh at hundreds of funny Scout Life daffynition jokes.

Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food.

Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.
8 comments

Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

Joke by Billy N., Charlotte, N.C.
2 comments

Daffynition: Pocahontas — A card game that comes back to scare you.

Joke by Omkar S., San Jose, Calif.
5 comments

Daffynition: Metronome — A small, bearded man from the city.

Joke by William S., Prairie Village, Kan.
4 comments

Daffynition: Donation — A country full of female deer.

Joke by Trevor A., San Jose, Calif.
2 comments

Daffynition: Pilot — What you do with wood after you cut and split it.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
9 comments

Daffynition: Kinship — A relative’s boat.

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
3 comments

Daffynition: Submarine — A replacement soldier.

Joke by Brenden G., Kirkland, Wash.
2 comments

Daffynition: Cabbage — A taxi’s age.

Joke by Ian W., Chicago, Ill.
3 comments

Daffynition: Unicorn — One lonely kernel.

Joke by William D., Rocklin, Calif.
6 comments

Daffynition: Briefcase—An easily solved mystery.

Joke by Cameron G., Destin, Fla.
5 comments

Daffynition: Commentators—Average potatoes.

Joke by Cameron G., Destin, Fla.
4 comments

Daffynition: Cunningham—A smart pig.

Joke by Olivia L., Matthews, N.C.
1 comments

Daffynition: Outrank—To smell worse than the other guy.

Joke by David R., Orleans, Ind.
3 comments

Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
4 comments

Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
2 comments

Daffynition: Coolant—A small insect with style.

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
2 comments

Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
2 comments

Daffynition: Carpool—Where automobiles go for a dip.

Joke by Ricky G., Hanover Park, Ill.
3 comments

Daffynition: Play-Doh—Fake money.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
6 comments

Daffynition: Boysenberries—Guys in a jam.

Joke by Stephen G., Superior, Wis.
4 comments

Daffynition: Deliver—To remove a vital organ.

Joke by Christopher K., Wolverine Lake, Mich.
10 comments

Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.
3 comments

Daffynition: Paradigm shift—When someone takes 20 cents from you.

Joke by Kit K., Monrovia, Md.
3 comments

Daffynition: Adamant—To insert a breath freshener.

Joke by Jim S., Arlington, Tex.
3 comments

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