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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions. Laugh at hundreds of funny Scout Life daffynition jokes.

Daffynition: Boycott—A place for a young man to sleep.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
5 comments

Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.

Joke by Ben D., Olathe, Kan.
6 comments

Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.

Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.
3 comments

Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.

Joke by Ned H., Herscher, Ill.
3 comments

Daffynition: Wisecrack—An intelligent crevice.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
3 comments

Daffynition: Vegetarian—A frontier word for “lousy hunter.”

Joke by Kyle C., Salinas, Calif.
6 comments

Daffynition: Information—The way military people march.

Joke by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
3 comments

Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
9 comments

Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.

Joke by Colter C., Killeen, Tex.
2 comments

Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
0 comments

Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.

Joke by Paul P., Meriden, Conn.
3 comments

Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
11 comments

Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
6 comments

Daffynition: Discount—The number of times you have been insulted.

Joke by Hank H., Babylon, N.Y.
2 comments

Daffynition: Sugar cane—An edible walking stick.

Joke by Zack R., Middleton, Wis.
1 comments

Daffyniton: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
0 comments

Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with.

Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.
2 comments

Daffynition: Thesauruses—Two similar dinosaurs.

Joke by Jacob F., Oak Hill, Va.
3 comments

Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.

Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.
1 comments

Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
3 comments

Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine.

Joke by Will G., Rutland, Vt.
4 comments

Daffynition: Context—Instant message sent by a criminal.

Joke by Erich G., Bluffton, S.C.
5 comments

Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach.

Joke by Jake D., Erlanger, Ky.
2 comments

Daffynition: Barge—A boat that never knocks.

Joke by Caleb H., Hickory, N.C.
3 comments

Daffynition: Consciousness—That annoying time between naps.

Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.
14 comments

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