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Daffynition Jokes

Sometimes a word’s funniest definition isn’t found in the dictionary. We call those daffynitions. Laugh at hundreds of funny Scout Life daffynition jokes.

Daffynition: Boycott—A place for a young man to sleep.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
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Daffynition: Mushroom—A closet full of baby food.

Joke by Ben D., Olathe, Kan.
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Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.

Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.
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Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.

Joke by Ned H., Herscher, Ill.
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Daffynition: Wisecrack—An intelligent crevice.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
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Daffynition: Vegetarian—A frontier word for “lousy hunter.”

Joke by Kyle C., Salinas, Calif.
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Daffynition: Information—The way military people march.

Joke by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.

Joke by Colter C., Killeen, Tex.
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Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
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Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.

Joke by Paul P., Meriden, Conn.
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Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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Daffynition: Discount—The number of times you have been insulted.

Joke by Hank H., Babylon, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Sugar cane—An edible walking stick.

Joke by Zack R., Middleton, Wis.
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Daffyniton: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
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Daffynition: Engineer—What an automobile hears with.

Joke by Nick R., Macomb, Mich.
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Daffynition: Thesauruses—Two similar dinosaurs.

Joke by Jacob F., Oak Hill, Va.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.

Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.
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Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine.

Joke by Will G., Rutland, Vt.
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Daffynition: Context—Instant message sent by a criminal.

Joke by Erich G., Bluffton, S.C.
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Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach.

Joke by Jake D., Erlanger, Ky.
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Daffynition: Barge—A boat that never knocks.

Joke by Caleb H., Hickory, N.C.
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Daffynition: Consciousness—That annoying time between naps.

Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.
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