Warped Wiseman Jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?”

Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?”

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If my nose runs, should I catch it?”

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you drop the soap, does the soap become dirty, or does the floor become clean?”

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “When someone tells you to hold your horses, are they asking you to be more stable?”

Joke by John F., Bel Air, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “How come Madison Square Garden is a circle?”

Joke by Kyle N., Cary, Illinois
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?”

Joke by Drew E., Ellington, Connecticut
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: Tom wanted to be a plumber but realized it was just a pipe dream.

Joke by Trevor S., Columbia, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “In 2020, we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision. I can see it clearly.”

Joke by Matt O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built?”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?”

Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why don’t jellyfish eat peanut butter?”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If goose are geese, then are moose meese?”

Joke by Ash H., Waxhaw, North Carolina
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Joke by Carter B., Ririe, Idaho
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: Why is it called a “building” if it’s already built?

Joke by Thomas G., Warren, Pennsylvania
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Practice makes perfect, but if nobody’s perfect, why practice?”

Joke by Edward L., Houston, Texas
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “When the wheel was invented, did it cause a revolution?”

Joke by Sambhu B., Houston, Texas
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called the World Series when it happens only in North America?”

Joke by Doug F., Sparta, N.J.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why does the sun darken our skin but lighten our hair?”

Joke by Caleb C., Menifee, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why does the nose run and the feet smell?”

Joke by Kyle W., Little Rock, Ark.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?”

Joke by Brennan A., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Do tire prices increase due to inflation?”

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why doesn’t glue get stuck to the inside of the bottle?”

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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