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Warped Wiseman Jokes

Warped Wiseman jokes make you think about the world in a funny, twisted way. These jokes written by Scout Life readers might make you ask, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If James Bond was the most famous spy, doesn’t that make him the worst spy?

Joke by Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you have a Ph.D., doesn’t every meeting you go to become a doctor’s appointment?

Joke by Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you are a security guard at Samsung, then are you a guardian of the Galaxy?

Joke by Anne C., Topeka, Kansas 
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If humans have different blood types, does that mean mosquitos see us in different flavors?

Joke by Lucas S., Atlanta, Georgia 
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?”

Joke by Cameron L., Huntington Beach, California 
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”

Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit?

Joke by William B., Kernersville, North Carolina
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS, “I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in 10 did.”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

Joke by Conrad U., Leawood, Kansas
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii or just a low ha?”

Joke by Dennis G., Antioch, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why is it still called a plant when you’re done planting it?”

Joke by Ayaan P., San Ramon, California
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf?”

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If my nose runs, should I catch it?”

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If you drop the soap, does the soap become dirty, or does the floor become clean?”

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “When someone tells you to hold your horses, are they asking you to be more stable?”

Joke by John F., Bel Air, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “How come Madison Square Garden is a circle?”

Joke by Kyle N., Cary, Illinois
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?”

Joke by Drew E., Ellington, Connecticut
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: Tom wanted to be a plumber but realized it was just a pipe dream.

Joke by Trevor S., Columbia, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “In 2020, we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision. I can see it clearly.”

Joke by Matt O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built?”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?”

Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why don’t jellyfish eat peanut butter?”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If goose are geese, then are moose meese?”

Joke by Ash H., Waxhaw, North Carolina
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