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Warped Wiseman Jokes

Warped Wiseman jokes make you think about the world in a funny, twisted way. These jokes written by Scout Life readers might make you ask, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming
6 comments

WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: Tom wanted to be a plumber but realized it was just a pipe dream.

Joke by Trevor S., Columbia, Maryland
0 comments

WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “In 2020, we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision. I can see it clearly.”

Joke by Matt O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
2 comments

WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: I dislike people who gossip. They discussed me.

Joke by Will C., Alexander City, Alabama
1 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called a ‘building’ if it’s already built?”

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
8 comments

WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?”

Joke by Ethan C., Snow Hill, North Carolina
8 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why don’t jellyfish eat peanut butter?”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
7 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If goose are geese, then are moose meese?”

Joke by Ash H., Waxhaw, North Carolina
5 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Joke by Carter B., Ririe, Idaho
2 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: Why is it called a “building” if it’s already built?

Joke by Thomas G., Warren, Pennsylvania
3 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Practice makes perfect, but if nobody’s perfect, why practice?”

Joke by Edward L., Houston, Texas
18 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “When the wheel was invented, did it cause a revolution?”

Joke by Sambhu B., Houston, Texas
4 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is it called the World Series when it happens only in North America?”

Joke by Doug F., Sparta, N.J.
2 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why does the sun darken our skin but lighten our hair?”

Joke by Caleb C., Menifee, Calif.
0 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why does the nose run and the feet smell?”

Joke by Kyle W., Little Rock, Ark.
0 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?”

Joke by Brennan A., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
6 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Do tire prices increase due to inflation?”

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why doesn’t glue get stuck to the inside of the bottle?”

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
5 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?”

Joke by A.J. K., Exton, Pa.
3 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “How can something be ‘new and improved’?”

Joke by Liam G., Houston, Texas
3 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If you break the speed limit, can you fix it?”

Joke by Ethan T., Little Falls, N.J.
0 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is there no Father of Pearl?”

Joke by Abel D.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?”

Joke by Triston R., Tracy, Calif.
5 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If No. 2 pencils are the most popular, why are they still No. 2?”

Joke by Alan P., Jacksonville, Fla.
0 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

Joke by Greg R., Boerne, Texas
5 comments

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