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Warped Wiseman Jokes

Warped Wiseman jokes make you think about the world in a funny, twisted way. These jokes written by Scout Life readers might make you ask, “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Is there another word for synonym?”

Joke by Chico M., Payson, Ariz.
6 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”

Joke by Ryan E., Flagstaff, Ariz.
3 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?”

Joke by Sean S., Bergenfield, N.J.
5 comments

Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why do ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing?”

Joke by Casey D., Vancouver, Wash.
7 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the ‘Secret Service’ if everyone knows about it?”

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a toy soldier ran out of batteries, would he be discharged?”

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”

Joke by Josiah B., Suttons Bay, Mich.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Shouldn’t the Air and Space Museum be empty?”

Joke by Carly G., LaGrange, Ill.
10 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?”

Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.
9 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

Joke by Max C., Trussville, Ala.
5 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?”

Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.
18 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?”

Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio
13 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called a television ‘set’ if you only get one?”

Joke by Leon G., Maitland, Fla.
4 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called ‘rush hour’?”

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
2 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does the sun lighten hair but darken skin?”

Joke by Levi S., Atlanta, Ga.
8 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.”

Joke by Max X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
20 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the Energizer Bunny were arrested, would he be charged with battery?”

Joke by Matthew P., Morton Grove, Ill.
6 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the pen is truly mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?”

Joke by Danny B., Bloomfield Hills, Mich
9 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
4 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?”

Joke by Benjamin S., Oswego, Ill.
5 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?”

Joke by Brandon S., Colorado Springs, Colo.
4 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.”

Joke by Brett A., Madison, Wis.
9 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “Everyone has a photographic memory; some people are just out of film.”

Joke by Spencer M., Lafayette, La.
16 comments

Warped Wiseman says: “It takes thousands of bolts to put a car together, but only one nut to wreck it.”

Joke by Adam M., Parkville, Mo.
7 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a child refuses to nap during the day, is he resisting a rest?”

Joke by David M., Springfield, Va.
9 comments

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