Warped Wiseman Jokes: Laugh at hilarious twists on everyday life

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you teach a new dog old tricks?”

Joke by Sean H., Concord, N.C.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “How do ‘Stay off the grass’ signs get there in the first place?”

Joke by Jim S., Arlington, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

Joke by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

Joke by Brandon S., Omaha, Neb.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?”

Joke by Trevor S., Gilbertsville, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman says: “He who does a Good Turn daily must get dizzy after a while.”

Joke by Chris K., Grove City, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you get American cheese in other countries?”

Joke by Daniel L., Bloomfield, N.J.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the cost of feathers is rising, does that mean down is up?”

Joke by Kenneth D., Las Vegas, Nev.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the Secret Service if everyone knows about it?”

Joke by Ryan A., Fairborn, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If you melt dry ice into a pool, can you swim without getting wet?”

Joke by Weston L., Hartsville, S.C.
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Warped Wiseman says: “An onion a day keeps your friends away.”

Joke by Joshua G., Littlerock, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Did God give us shins just so we could find things in the dark?”

Joke by Nicholas L., Holtwood, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?”

Joke by Madeline K., Laguna Beach, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “How can you have a well-rounded diet with three square meals?”

Joke by Ruben G., Pasadena, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?”

Joke by Joshua B., Atlanta, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?”

Joke by Joseph B., Lakewood, Colo.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?”

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called a television ‘set’ when you only get one?”

Joke by Ryan L., Irving, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is a boxing ring square?”

Joke by Ryan L., Irving, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why does it have a lock on the door?”

Joke by Marshall L., Cleves, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If people go to the gym to exercise, why do they fight for a parking spot close to the front door?”

Joke by Aaron M., Birmingham, Ala.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Burger King and Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?”

Joke by Mikey T., Portland, Ore.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: "To expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected become expected?”

Joke by Joe C., Miami, Fla.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: getting ‘footage’ when you hold the camera in your hand?”

Joke by Ibraheem C., Belle Mead, N.J.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does the pizza place put round pizzas into square boxes?”

Joke by Brandon S., San Antonio, Tex.
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