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A Book Never Written Jokes

Pay close attention to the authors of these fictional punny books.

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose.

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Uncertainty” by Will C

Joke by Tom L., London, Ohio
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green.

Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan
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A book never written: "How to Fish" by Will Ketchum.

 

Joke by Jordan T., Ozark, Alabama
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A book never written: "Healthy Foods" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Kyle G., Ray, Michigan
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A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.

Joke by Elias H.
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A book never written: “Lying on the Porch” by Matt.

Joke by Sergio C., Mesquite, Texas
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A book never written: “Evergreen Trees” by Douglas Furr.

Joke by Austin H., Scappoose, Ore.
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A book never written: “Musical Instruments” by Zyla Fone.

Joke by Ryan V., Belfry, Ky.
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A book never written: “Defense” by Barry Kade.

Joke by Eshaan D., Rochester, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Starting A Fire” by M. Burr.


Joke by Luke H., Phoenix, Ariz.
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A book never written: “A Zoo On A Boat” by Noah Zark.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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A book never written: “Shades of Brown” by C. Piah.

Joke by Seth F., Tulsa, Okla.
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A book never written: “How To Get To Shore” by Dee Bote.

Joke by Almanzo B., Bellingham,Wash.
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A book never written: “Really Long Books” by Warren Piece.

Joke by Jason S., Charlotte, N.C.
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A book never written: “How To Win A 5K” by Sprintz A. Lott.

Joke by Wally S., Byron Center, Mich.
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A book never written:
“Physics” by Cy Ince.

Joke by Adam G., Sharon, Mass.
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A book never written: “My Views From the Window” by Manny Kin.

Joke by Peter H., Charlotte, N.C.
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A book never written: “Staying Organized” by Anita Goodway.

Joke by John H., Houston, Texas
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A book never written: “Architecture” by Bill Dhing.

Joke by Ian G., Simi Valley, Calif.
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A book never written: “Hospital Exams” by M.R. Eye.

Joke by Theo K., Brainerd, Minn.
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A book never written: “Being Thrifty” by Chee Poe.

Joke by Sam H., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: “Pedro’s Favorite” by Al Falfa.

Joke by Nathaniel O., Attleboro, Mass.
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A book never written: “Flying Beasts” by Tara Dactull.

Joke by Jack M., Bedford Hills, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Advertisements” by Bill Board.

Joke by William B., Round Hill, Va.
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