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A Book Never Written Jokes

Pay close attention to the authors of these fictional punny books.

A book never written: “Farming” by Tom A. Toes.

Joke by Ethan C., Palo Alto, Calif.
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A book never written: “Answering the Door” by Isabelle Ringing.

Joke by Mitchell M., Bloomingdale, Ill.
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A book never written: “Bullets” by Callie Burr.

Joke by Thomas G., Bowie, Md.
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A book never written: “Batman’s Worst Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

Joke by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.
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A book never written: “Learning to Read” by Abe E. Seas.

Joke by Zair E., Pecos, Texas
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A book never written: “A Guide to Flying” by Al T. Tude.

Joke by Griffin T., Waconia, Minn.
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A book never written: “Party Games” by Bob Frapples.

Joke by Louis R., Portland, Ore.
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Isaac: What did the inventor say when he discovered a stinky perfume?
Gabriel: What?
Isaac: “You-reek-a!”

Joke by Isaac F., Fayetteville, N.C.
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A book never written: “Dessert” by Sue Flay.

Joke by Will O., San Diego, Calif.
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A book never written: “New York” by Dee Bigg Apple.

Joke by Bob L., Madison, Miss.
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A book never written: “A Detective’s Case” by Mr. E.

Joke by Jasper D., Evanston, Ill.
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A book never written: “Gravedigger’s Handbook” by Barry M. Deep.

Joke by Harry C., Sterling, Va.
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A book never written: “Bouncing Bullets” by Rick O’Shay.

Joke by John G., Delaware, Ohio
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A book never written: “A Butterfly’s Life” by Cat E. Pillar.

Joke by Alex E., Wauconda, Ill.
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A book never written: “Giant Snakes” by Ann Aconda.

Joke by Andrew E., Amissville, Va.
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A book never written: “How to Wrestle Bears” by Dane Jerrous.


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A book never written: “Working Out” by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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A book never written: “Mathematical Equations” by Jean Yuss.


Joke by Arthur B., Bergen, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Being Helpful” by Linda Hand.

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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A book never written: “UFO Spotting” by A. Lien.

Joke by Noah F., Auburn, Calif.
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A book never written: “A Day at the Beach” by Sandy Feat.

Joke by Brian W., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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A book never written: “Archaeology” by R.T. Fact.

Joke by Kevin M., Landenburg, Pa.
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A book never written: “After Dinner” by Bill Pleese.

Joke by Richard C., Woodbury, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Blood Vessels” by A. Orta.

Joke by Josh F., Highlands Ranch, Colo.
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A book never written: “Woodwinds” by Clair E. Nette.

Joke by Martin L., Tucson, Ariz.
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