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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Flying Beasts” by Tara Dactull.

Joke by Jack M., Bedford Hills, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Advertisements” by Bill Board.

Joke by William B., Round Hill, Va.
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A book never written: “Farming” by Tom A. Toes.

Joke by Ethan C., Palo Alto, Calif.
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A book never written: “Answering the Door” by Isabelle Ringing.

Joke by Mitchell M., Bloomingdale, Ill.
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A book never written: “Bullets” by Callie Burr.

Joke by Thomas G., Bowie, Md.
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A book never written: “Batman’s Worst Enemy” by Joe Kerr.

Joke by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.
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A book never written: “Learning to Read” by Abe E. Seas.

Joke by Zair E., Pecos, Texas
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A book never written: “A Guide to Flying” by Al T. Tude.

Joke by Griffin T., Waconia, Minn.
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A book never written: “Party Games” by Bob Frapples.

Joke by Louis R., Portland, Ore.
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Isaac: What did the inventor say when he discovered a stinky perfume?
Gabriel: What?
Isaac: “You-reek-a!”

Joke by Isaac F., Fayetteville, N.C.
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A book never written: “Dessert” by Sue Flay.

Joke by Will O., San Diego, Calif.
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A book never written: “New York” by Dee Bigg Apple.

Joke by Bob L., Madison, Miss.
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A book never written: “A Detective’s Case” by Mr. E.

Joke by Jasper D., Evanston, Ill.
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A book never written: “Gravedigger’s Handbook” by Barry M. Deep.

Joke by Harry C., Sterling, Va.
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A book never written: “Bouncing Bullets” by Rick O’Shay.

Joke by John G., Delaware, Ohio
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A book never written: “A Butterfly’s Life” by Cat E. Pillar.

Joke by Alex E., Wauconda, Ill.
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A book never written: “Giant Snakes” by Ann Aconda.

Joke by Andrew E., Amissville, Va.
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A book never written: “How to Wrestle Bears” by Dane Jerrous.


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A book never written: “Working Out” by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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A book never written: “Mathematical Equations” by Jean Yuss.


Joke by Arthur B., Bergen, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Being Helpful” by Linda Hand.

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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A book never written: “UFO Spotting” by A. Lien.

Joke by Noah F., Auburn, Calif.
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A book never written: “A Day at the Beach” by Sandy Feat.

Joke by Brian W., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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A book never written: “Archaeology” by R.T. Fact.

Joke by Kevin M., Landenburg, Pa.
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A book never written: “After Dinner” by Bill Pleese.

Joke by Richard C., Woodbury, Tenn.
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