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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Blood Vessels” by A. Orta.

Joke by Josh F., Highlands Ranch, Colo.
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A book never written: “Woodwinds” by Clair E. Nette.

Joke by Martin L., Tucson, Ariz.
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A book never written: “Everything Is Going Wrong” by Mel Function.

Joke by Ben C., Knoxville, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Glass Artwork” by Moe Zayick.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.
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A book never written: “Evergreen Trees” by Douglas Furr.

Joke by Austin H., Scappoose, Ore.
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A book never written: “Math” by Dee Vision.

Joke by Connor A., Boca Raton, Fla.
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A book never written: “How to Exercise” by Ty Erd.

Joke by Pammy P., Irvine, Calif.
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A book never written: “Knives” by Sue Persharp.

Joke by Michael R., Baltimore, Md.
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A book never written: “Life of a Couch Potato” by I. Doolittle.

Joke by Gary M., Omaha, Neb.
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A book never written: “The Big Things in Life” by Ian Normous.

Joke by Abby U., Brookfield, Wis.
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A book never written: “Common Allergies” by P. Nutt.

Joke by Josh T., Fuquay-Varina, N.C.
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A book never written: “Endurance” by Max Effort.

Joke by Jake G.
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A book never written: “Hiking in Circles” by Ilene Wright.

Joke by Lance D., Midwest City, Okla.
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A book never written: “Being a Ninja” by Sam R. Eye.

Joke by Marshall W., Germantown, Tenn.
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A book never written: “The Future of Robotics” by Cy Borg and Anne Droid.

Joke by John D., Avon, Ohio
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A book never written: “Homework” by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Ethan C., Palo Alto, Calif.
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A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.

Joke by Robert D., Fredericksburg, Va.
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A book never written: “How to Get a Good Night’s Sleep” by Matt Ress.

Joke by Coleman B., Mission Woods, Kan.
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A book never written: “Wild Life” by Annie Mal.

Joke by Will D., Tampa, Fla.
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A book never written: “My Favorite Instrument” by Amanda Lynn.

Joke by James F.
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A book never written: “Nothing Inside” by M.T. Pages.

Joke by Justin R., Cypress, Texas
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A book never written: “How to Get Awards” by D. Ploma.

Joke by Max C., Toledo, Ohio
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A book never written: “The Basics of Fence-Making” by Barb Wyre.

Joke by Joseph O., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
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A book never written: “A Guide to Fishing” by Rod N. Reel.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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A book never written: “Sing Out Loud” by Mike Rophone.

Joke by Christian H., Lake Mills, Wis.
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