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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “To the Library” by Rita Booke.

Joke by Graham B., Nolensville, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Hard of Hearing” by Isabelle Ringing.

Joke by Ian M., Yamhill, Ore.
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A book never written: “Being a Statue” by Stan Still.

Joke by Stuart J., Stephens City, Va.
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A book never written: “Never Winning” by Lou Zing.

Joke by Hartwell F.
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A book never written: “Winter” by Cole Dwether.

Joke by Samuel H., Brownsburg, Ind.
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A book never written: “Pizza Toppings” by Artie Chokes.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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A book never written: “A Numbers Game” by Cal Q. Later.

Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.
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A book never written: “Photography” by Cam Erra.

Joke by Kyle M., Rochester, N.Y.
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A book never written: “The Window Washer” by Seymour Clearlie.

Joke by Jack C., Portland, Ore.
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A book never written: “Shapes” by Paul E. Gone.

Joke by Erik M., Seattle, Wash.
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A book never written: “Don’t Burn Your Food” by Chris P.

Joke by Justin B., Scottsville, Va.
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A book never written: “Insect Homes” by Bea Hive.

Joke by Connor H., Milford, Ohio
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A book never written: “A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.

Joke by Johnathon H., Laguna Niguel, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid.

Joke by Colin W., Fishers, Ind.
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A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.

Joke by George B., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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A book never written: “Chicken Recipes” by Terry Yaki.

Joke by Mark L., Temple City, Calif.
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A book never written: “Antibiotics” by Penny Sillen.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.
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A book never written: “Getting Started” by Moe Mentum.

Joke by Josh O., Dulles, Va.
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A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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A book never written: “Mom Cars” by Minnie Vann.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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A book never written: “Pancakes” by Sir Rupp.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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A book never written: “The Day After” by Tom Morrow.

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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A book never written: “High Jump” by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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A book never written: “Paying Attention” by Dee Stracted.

Joke by Malcolm S., Buffalo, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Kings and Queens” by Roy Altee.

Joke by Daniel G., Spring Valley, N.Y.
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