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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “A Guide to Old Age” by Akin Payne.

Joke by Caleb S.
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A book never written: “Money Isn’t Everything” by Billy O’Nare.

Joke by Alek M., Dublin, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Use a Telescope” by Seymour Planets.

Joke by Casey L., Lancaster, Pa.
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A book never written: “Measurements” by Rue Lerr.

Joke by Adrian L., New Bern, N.C.
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A book never written: “Two and Four” by Eve N. Numbers.

Joke by Jacob P., Monroe, N.C.
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A book never written: “Big Waves” by Sue Nahmi.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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A book never written: “Opposites” by Auntie Nym.

Joke by Ethan W., Tipp City, Ohio
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A book never written: “Allergies” by Hank R. Chief.

Joke by Will S., Cranford, N.J.
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A book never written: “Campfire Cooking” by M. Burr.

Joke by Samuel H., Brownsburg, Ind.
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A book never written: “Punctuality” by Don B. Late.

Joke by Jakob R., Los Alamitos, Calif.
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A book never written: “Majestic Birds” by E. Gulls.

Joke by Samuel H., Brownsburg, Ind.
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A book never written: “Lost Treasures” by Art E. Fact.

Joke by Ethan H., Ballwin, Mo.
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A book never written: “Vegetables” by Brock Lee.

Joke by George B., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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A book never written: “Teaching Dance” by Corey O’Graff.

Joke by Ryan B., Staten Island, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Types of Bread” by Ryan Wheat.

Joke by Samuel H., Brownsburg, Ind.
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A book never written: “Stringed Instruments” by Via Lin.

Joke by Alex B., Chesapeake, Va.
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A book never written: “The Basketball Court” by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Tim R., San Dimas, Calif.
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A book never written: “Spices” by Cory Ander.

Joke by Theodore C., Egg Harbor Township, N.J.
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A book never written: “Bird Watching” by C. Gull.

Joke by Brett A., Ridgefield, Conn.
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A book never written: “Into the Cave” by Hugo First.

Joke by James K., Spring Green, Wis.
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A book never written: “Pranks” by Joe King.

Joke by Jake C., Huntington Station, N.Y.
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A book never written: “I Know All of My Letters” by Al Fabette.

Joke by Ryan B., Staten Island, N.Y.
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A book never written: “All About Ghosts” by R.U. Scared.

Joke by Nolan L., Fort Collins, Colo.
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A book never written: “Bad Gardening” by Dan D. Lion.

Joke by Dario F., San Salvador, El Salvador
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A book never written: “Keyboarding 101” by Ty Po.

Joke by Conner H., Mill Creek, Wash.
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