Book Never Written jokes -- Laugh at punny books and authors

A book never written: “What’s For Lunch?” by Mack A. Roni.

Joke by Benjamin S., Lindenhurst, Ill.
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A book never written: “Storing Foods” by Justin Case.

Joke by Gabriel A., Temecula, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Force” by Jed I. Knight.

Joke by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.
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A book never written: “The Sights of Baltimore” by Mary Land.

Joke by David G., Bronx, N.Y.
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A book never written: “How to Make Pizza” by Alotto Dough.

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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A book never written: “My Favorite Meat” by Sir Loin.

Joke by Noah V., Westfield, Ind.
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A book never written: “How to Annoy People” by Irra Tator.

Joke by Wade T., Wadesville, Ind.
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A book never written: “How to Plant a Tree” by Myt E. Oak.

Joke by Noah T., Omaha, Neb.
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A book never written: “Complicated Math” by Al Gebra.

Joke by Bryan Z., Pewee Valley, Ky.
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A book never written: “On a Roll” by Pape R. Towel.

Joke by Noah E., Hannibal, Mo.
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A book never written: “Music” by Ray Deo.

Joke by Isaac H., Kokomo, Ind.
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A book never written: “Carpooling” by Cher A. Ride.

Joke by Zac S., Fairfield, Texas
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A book never written: “How to Prepare Breakfast Meats” by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Adam S., Arbor Vitae, Wis.
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A book never written: “Movie Studios” by Hollie Wood.

Joke by Conner L., Gilford, N.H.
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A book never written: “Mean Animals!” by Ray Beeze.

Joke by Joey G., Antioch, Ill.
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A book never written: “The Sting” by B. Keeper.

Joke by Meghan T., Raleigh, N.C.
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A book never written: “Surviving a Mountain Climb” by Holden Ontite.

Joke by Stewart J., Piedmont, Calif.
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A book never written: “Arctic Ocean” by I.C. Waters.

Joke by Patrick M., Longview, Texas
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A book never written: “Horror Stories” by Ima Frayed.

Joke by Quinn A., Powell, Ohio
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A book never written: “Explosion” by Dina Might.

Joke by Meghan T., Raleigh, N.C.
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A book never written: “No School” by Holly Day.

Joke by Matt C., Marietta, Ga.
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A book never written: “How to Avoid Arguments” by Xavier Breth.

Joke by Spencer H., Lehi, Utah
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A book never written: “Shapes” by Paul E. Gone.

Joke by Conner R., Virginia Beach, Va.
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A book never written: “Vintage Autos” by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, N.Y.
3 comments

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A book never written: “I Won the Battle” by Vic Tory.

Joke by Taylor O., Springfield, Mo.
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