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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “What’s For Lunch?” by Mack A. Roni.

Joke by Benjamin S., Lindenhurst, Ill.
6 comments

A book never written: “Storing Foods” by Justin Case.

Joke by Gabriel A., Temecula, Calif.
1 comments

A book never written: “The Force” by Jed I. Knight.

Joke by Vincent O., Springfield, Va.
2 comments

A book never written: “The Sights of Baltimore” by Mary Land.

Joke by David G., Bronx, N.Y.
0 comments

A book never written: “How to Make Pizza” by Alotto Dough.

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
0 comments

A book never written: “My Favorite Meat” by Sir Loin.

Joke by Noah V., Westfield, Ind.
4 comments

A book never written: “How to Annoy People” by Irra Tator.

Joke by Wade T., Wadesville, Ind.
3 comments

A book never written: “How to Plant a Tree” by Myt E. Oak.

Joke by Noah T., Omaha, Neb.
0 comments

A book never written: “Complicated Math” by Al Gebra.

Joke by Bryan Z., Pewee Valley, Ky.
3 comments

A book never written: “On a Roll” by Pape R. Towel.

Joke by Noah E., Hannibal, Mo.
2 comments

A book never written: “Music” by Ray Deo.

Joke by Isaac H., Kokomo, Ind.
0 comments

A book never written: “Carpooling” by Cher A. Ride.

Joke by Zac S., Fairfield, Texas
1 comments

A book never written: “How to Prepare Breakfast Meats” by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Adam S., Arbor Vitae, Wis.
4 comments

A book never written: “Movie Studios” by Hollie Wood.

Joke by Conner L., Gilford, N.H.
4 comments

A book never written: “Mean Animals!” by Ray Beeze.

Joke by Joey G., Antioch, Ill.
3 comments

A book never written: “The Sting” by B. Keeper.

Joke by Meghan T., Raleigh, N.C.
1 comments

A book never written: “Surviving a Mountain Climb” by Holden Ontite.

Joke by Stewart J., Piedmont, Calif.
2 comments

A book never written: “Arctic Ocean” by I.C. Waters.

Joke by Patrick M., Longview, Texas
0 comments

A book never written: “Horror Stories” by Ima Frayed.

Joke by Quinn A., Powell, Ohio
0 comments

A book never written: “Explosion” by Dina Might.

Joke by Meghan T., Raleigh, N.C.
0 comments

A book never written: “No School” by Holly Day.

Joke by Matt C., Marietta, Ga.
2 comments

A book never written: “How to Avoid Arguments” by Xavier Breth.

Joke by Spencer H., Lehi, Utah
5 comments

A book never written: “Shapes” by Paul E. Gone.

Joke by Conner R., Virginia Beach, Va.
1 comments

A book never written: “Vintage Autos” by Stu D. Baker.

Joke by Mike M., Brooklyn, N.Y.
3 comments

A book never written: “I Won the Battle” by Vic Tory.

Joke by Taylor O., Springfield, Mo.
6 comments

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