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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “It’s a Fake!” by Artie Fishull.

Joke by Eileen S., Walnut, Calif.
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A book never written: “Sinking Ships” by Mandy Pumps.

Joke by Daniel N., Siloam Springs, Ark.
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A book never written: “Surrounded” by Sir Render.

Joke by Josiah D., Manchester, N.H.
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A book never written: “Automobile Mishaps” by Denton Cars.

Joke by Kyle N., Palmyra, Pa.
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A book never written: “Young Werewolves” by Harry Kidd.

Joke by Ben S., Hanford, Calif.
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A book never written: “Astronomy” by Seymour Stars.

Joke by Jaxon M., Belle Vernon, Pa.
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A book never written: “Fighting Allergies” by Clara Tin.

Joke by Anish D., Belle Mead, N.J.
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A book never written: “The Hopeless Goalkeeper” by Miss Dee Ball.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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A book never written: “Visiting the Alamo” by Justin Texas.

Joke by Terry C., Cedaredge, Colo.
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A book never written: “Man’s Best Friend” by Kay Nine.

Joke by Drew B., Olathe, Kan.
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A book never written: “Thunderstorms” by D. Wayne Cumming.

 

Joke by Josiah B., Suttons Bay, Mich.
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A book never written: “How Hurricanes Start” by Gustav Wind.

 

Joke by Isaac B., Utica, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Giving a Shot” by Sir Inge.

 

 

Joke by Jacob H., North Logan, Utah
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A book never written: "Be a Billionaire?” by Sherwood B. Nice.

 

Joke by Joshua G., Plymouth, Mass.
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A book never written: “Rainy Day Activities” by Reed A. Book.

Joke by Cody B., High Ridge, Mo.
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A book never written: “Music and Arts” by Phil Harmonic.

 

Joke by Brenton M., Cumberland, Va.
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A book never written: “Winning” by Vick Tori.

Joke by Jimmy B., Tewksbury, Mass.
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A book never written: “Where to Rent a Tuxedo” by Luke N. Spiffy.

Joke by Matthew M., Kernersville, N.C.
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A book never written: “A Green River Underground” by Sue Age.

Joke by Alex C., Plant City, Fla. 
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A book never written: “Baking Soda” by Armin Hammer.

Joke by Alex S., Marietta, Ga.
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A book never written: “Blow Your Nose” by Hank E.

Joke by Ryan T., Fanwood, N.J.
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A book never written: “Fruit or Vegetable?” by Tom A. Toe.

Joke by Tim H., Moorestown, N.J.
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A book never written: “Mirror Images” by Sim A. Tree.

Joke by Christopher R., Fort Collins, Colo.
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A book never written: “How to Sail” by Bo Ting.

Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.
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A book never written: “Funny Bone” by Hugh Morris.

Joke by Hunter M., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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