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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Make Big Bucks” by Phil T. Rich.

Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.
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A book never written: “Do It Yourself Plumbing” by Russ T. Pipes.

Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.
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A book never written: “Long-Distance Hiking” by Kip Goin.

Joke by Steve V., Fairbanks, Alaska
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A book never written: “How to Build a House” by Han D. Mann.

Joke by Quinn S., Brunswick, Maine
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A book never written: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.

Joke by James R., Oakland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.

Joke by David A., Delaware, Ohio
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A book never written: “Long Toss” by Chuck King.

Joke by Ian M,, Dearborn, Mich.
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A book never written: “Pitch Black” by I.C. Nothing.

Joke by James R., Oakland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Amphibians” by Sally Mander.

Joke by Alex B., Chesapeake, Va.
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A book never written: “Getting the Truth” by Paul E. Graff.

Joke by Austin R., Ocoee, Fla.
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A book never written: “Phones” by Sam Sung.

Joke by Zachary O., Temecula, Calif.
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A book never written: “BMX Tricks” by Ken E. Makit.

Joke by Nicholas S., Dayton, Ohio
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A book never written: “Construction for Dummies” by Bill D. House.

Joke by Caleb W., Issaquah, Wash.
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A book never written: “Up at Dawn” by Earl E. Riser.

Joke by Glenn S., Lords Valley, PA
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A book never written: “Clean Your Room” by Dale E. Chores.

Joke by Luke B., Raleigh, N.C.
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A book never written: “Careers in the Jewelry Business” by Pierce Ears.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Ill.
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A book never written: “Basic Knots” by Bo Lynn.

Joke by Brian J., Austin, Texas
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A book never written: “Saved by the Bell” by Nick O. Time.

Joke by Leo B., Huron, Ohio
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A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines.

Joke by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.
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A book never written: “Injuries” by R.U. Okay.

Joke by Drew S., Bartlett, Tenn.
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A book never written: “World Wide Communication” by Tella Fone.

Joke by Ryan B., Harrison, Ark.
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A book never written: “Coming Round the Mountain” by Shelby Back.

Joke by Alex A., Centerville, Minn.
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A book never written: “Strange Things” by Mr. Ease.

Joke by Benjamin G., Keller, Texas
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A book never written: “Good Manners” by Paul Lite.

Joke by Grant W., Sugar Grove, Ill.
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A book never written: “A Hiking Nightmare” by Dee Hydrated.

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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