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Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Large Animals” by L.F. Ant.

Joke by Tanner T., Sandy, Utah
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A book never written: “History of the Battery” by Al K. Line.

Joke by Andrew S., North Caldwell, N.J.
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A book never written: “Make Your Own Honey” by A.B. Hive.

Joke by James S., Portage, Ind.
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A book never written: “North American Birds” by Ray Venn.

Joke by Alexander D,, Minster, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Fight Bulls” by Matt A. Door.

Joke by William S., Prairie Village, Kan.
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A book never written: “What Does It Do?” by A. Pendix.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
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A book never written: “New York Architecture” by Brooke Lynn Bridge.

Joke by Lila F., Arlington, Texas
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A book never written: “Powerful Mints” by Al Toyd.

Joke by Nicholas W., Spring City, UT
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A book never written: “Staying Calm” by Terry Fide.

Joke by Adam C., St. Louis, Mo.
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A book never written: “Potato Chip Flavors” by Barbie Q.

Joke by Ryan R., Parkside, Pa.
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A book never written: “Singing and Strumming” by Sarah Nade.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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A book never written: “Making New Things” by N. Ventor.

Joke by Xavier B., Dayton, Ohio
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A book never written: “Flavorful Cooking” by Mary Nade.

Joke by Samuel S., West Jordan, Utah
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A book never written: “American Crickets” by Kate E. Didds.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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A book never written: “Boys’ Life and More” by Maggie Zeen.

Joke by Michael Y., San Carlos, Calif.
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A book never written: “Condiments” by May O’Naise.

Joke by Lucas K., Roanoke, Va.
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A book never written: “Outdoor Necessities” by Carrie A. Hatchet.

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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A book never written: “Just a Taste” by Sam Pull.

Joke by K. G., Downers Grove, Ill.
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A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun.

Joke by Michael S., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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A book never written: “How to Eat an Oreo” by Duncan Glass.

Joke by Kimber T., Camas, Wash.
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A book never written: “Good Cleaning” by Dustin D. House.

Joke by Colin W., Modesto, Calif.
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A book never written: “The Winning Streak” by Lou Zurrs.

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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A book never written: “Simple Electronics” by Sir Kit.

Joke by Zach A., Great Falls, Va.
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A book never written: “Old Cars” by L. Camino.

Joke by Collin S., Cincinnati, Ohio
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A book never written: “Weeds and Flowers” by Dan D. Lyon.

Joke by Joshua B., Bellflower, Mo.
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