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A Book Never Written Jokes

Laugh at hundreds of funny Book Never Written jokes sent in by Scout Life readers. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books!

A book never written: “Finding a Good Hotel” by Mary Ott.

Joke by Ben U., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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A book never written: “The Art of Giving” by Phil Anthropy.

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.

Joke by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.
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A book never written: “Constructing a House” by Bill Dean Blocks.

Joke by Ethan S., Centennial, Colo.
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A book never written: “Constructing a House” by Bill Dean Blocks.

Joke by Ethan S., Centennial, Colo.
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A book never written: “Birds” by Perry Keet.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled.

Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.
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A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke by Justin L., Galena, Ohio
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A book never written: “Down at the Library” by Reed A. Lott.

Joke by Elliot A., Spokane, Wash.
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A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.

Joke by Joey J., Providence, Utah
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A book never written: “Tell Me Now” by Alex Plain Later.

Joke by Grant C., Louisville, Ky.
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A book never written: “Deep in Debt” by Owen A. Lott.

Joke by Jonathan B., Seagrove, N.C.
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A book never written: “The History of Laughter” by Chuck Ling.

Joke by Michael C., Marietta, Ga.
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A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.

Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.
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A book never written: “Good Detective Work” by Mr. E. Solved

Joke by Michael O., Finksburg, Md.
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A book never written: “Altering Clothes” by Anita Taylor.

Joke by James K., Anaheim, Calif.
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A book never written: “Ballerina Fashion Weekly” by Leo Tard.

Joke by Robby W., Wichita, Kan.
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A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows.

Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.
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A book never written: “Receiving Thanks” by U.R. Welcome.

Joke by Betzalel B., Atlanta, Ga.
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A book never written: “My Eyes Itch” by Ben A. Drill.

Joke by Grant W., Sugar Grove, Ill.
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A book never written: “Mining for Gold” by Dina Mite.

Joke by Trey J., Jacksonville, Fla.
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A book never written: “Cowboy Lassos” by Larry Ett.

Joke by Julian T., Houston, Tex.
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A book never written: “What Usually Happens” by General Lee.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Bouncing Off Objects” by Rick A. Shea.

Joke by Alexander D., Minster, Ohio
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A book never written: “It’s Not My Fault!” by Indy Nile.

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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