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The type of dance a spaghetti would host

ADITYA: What type of dance will a spaghetti host?
JAMES: Tell me.
ADITYA: A meatball.

Joke by Aditya T., Portland, Oregon
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Grinch stealing Thanksgiving

Comic by Van Scott
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What the rabbit gave his girlfriend when he proposed

SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed?
RYAN: What?
SAM: A 24-carrot ring.
Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia
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No one wanted to fight the hot pepper

ISAIAH: Why didn’t anyone want to fight the hot pepper?
ELIJAH: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: Because he’s got some kick.
Joke by Isaiah J., Citrus Heights, California
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What you call fake spaghetti

PRETHISH: What do you call fake spaghetti?
WAYNE: I don’t know.
PRETHISH: An impasta.
Joke by Prethish T., Irvine, California
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Ancestors of nuggets

Comic by Nathan Cooper
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A snake’s favorite class

SAMUEL: What’s a snake’s favorite class?
DAVID: Tell me.
SAMUEL: Hissstory.
Joke by Samuel K., Lebanon, Pennsylvania
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A rock group that can’t sing or play instruments

Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.
Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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Why the robot went camping

MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping?
GAIL: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Cat journal

Comic by Jon Carter
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Wearing a coat all winter and pants in the summer

Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: No idea.
Sam: A dog.
Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Ghosts make good cheerleaders

Brandon: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Gary: Tell me.
Brandon: Because they are full of spirit.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Skeletons don’t fight each other

ISMAEL: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
ADAM: Why?
ISMAEL: They don’t have the guts.
Joke by Ismael A., Reston, Virginia
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Get down, Gerald

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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The scarecrow won an award

Alex: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Peter: I haven’t the foggiest.
Alex: Because it was outstanding in its field.
Joke by Alexander M., Chester, South Carolina
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What one pumpkin said to the other

Gabriel: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
Jake: I don’t know.
Gabriel: “That test was as easy as pie.”
Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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Lukę Skywalker sleeps with the light on

JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.
Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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Pumpkin spies

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why the hunter crossed the road

MATTHEW: Why did the hunter cross the road?
STEVEN: Why?
MATTHEW: To get to the other hide.
Joke by Matthew F., Fairfax, Virginia
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What a nosy pepper does

Nathan: What does a nosy pepper do?
Charlie: What?
Nathan: It gets jalapeño business.
Joke by Nathan M., Willowick, Ohio
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How rabbits travel

SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.
Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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Scariest Halloween costume

Comic by Van Scott
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey

TOM: Knock, knock.
JERRY: Who’s there?
TOM: Dewey.
JERRY: Dewey, who?
TOM: Dewey have the key yet?
Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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What the cheeseburger said to the pickle

WILL: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?
CAROLINE: Umm, what?
WILL: “You are dill-licious.”
Joke by Will S., Massapequa Park, New York
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When the pumpkin crossed the road

ARI: What happened to the pumpkin when it crossed the road?
DANNY: What?
ARI: It became squash.
Joke by Ari S., San Diego, California
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No unwrapped candy

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why the birdy went to the hospital

NIKOLAY: Why did the birdy go to the hospital?
CADE: Why?
NIKOLAY: To get a tweetment.
Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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How NASA organizes a party

Arhan: How does NASA organize a party?
Rohan: Tell me.
Arhan: They planet.
Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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A lawyer’s favorite outfit

JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
SARA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: A lawsuit.
Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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Quick! I need potholders

Comic by Scott Masear
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How to put Pikachu on the bus

TIMOTHY: How do you put Pikachu on the bus?
OLIVER: How?
TIMOTHY: You Pokémon.
Joke by Timothy Z., Portland, Oregon
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Giving space to fungi

KAYLEN: How much space should you give fungi?
KAYLA: I’m stumped.
KAYLEN: As mushroom as possible.
Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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Why we tell actors to break a leg

PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
JOAN: I don’t know.
PETER: Because every play has a cast.
Joke by Peter D., San Mateo, California
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