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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter.

JOSH: Knock, knock.
SAMANTHA: Who’s there?
JOSH: Dexter.
SAMANTHA: Dexter, who?
JOSH: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Joke by Josh B. , Dublin, Ohio
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Hulk helps out Santa

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A snowman with a six-pack

Matthew: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Tina: Tell me.
Matthew: The abdominal snowman.
Joke by Matthew U., Lincroft, New Jersey
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What the reindeer said to the football player

PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!”
Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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Why the tree went to the ice-cream shop

BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
BRANDON: To get a pine cone.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Move Dracula to the nice list

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A tree’s favorite subject

AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject?
SALLY: I’m stumped.
AUSTIN: Chemis-tree.
Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama
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Knock. knock. Who’s there? Water

JAMES: Knock, knock.
RON: Who’s there?
JAMES: Water.
RON: Water, who?
JAMES: Water you waiting for?
Joke by James P., McKinney, Texas
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How many cookies are left?

TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.
Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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Santa’s night light

Comic by Van Scott
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce

CASEY: Knock, knock.
PAT: Who’s there?
CASEY: Lettuce.
PAT: Lettuce, who?
CASEY: Lettuce in. It’s cold out here.
Joke by Zeeshan N., Bridgeport, Connecticut
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How Darth Vader like’s his hot chocolate

NIKOLAY: How does Darth Vader like his hot chocolate?
TYLER: How?
NIKOLAY: On the dark side.
Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur.

Seth: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Seth: Arthur.
Sam: Arthur, who?
Seth: Arthur any more cookies? I’m hungry.
Joke by Allen N., Fergus Falls, Minnesota
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Trouble with your knight vision

Comic by Jon Carter
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Where cupcakes go on vacation

KATE: Where do cupcakes go on vacation?
EVELYN: I’m stumped.
KATE: Orlan-dough, Florida.
Joke by Kate B., Boca Raton, Florida
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Why the Scout brought a ladder to camp

GRANT: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to camp?
KYLE: Why?
GRANT: Because he heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the great outdoors.
Joke by Grant B., Derwood, Maryland
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Will you remember me?

JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 seconds?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 minutes?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Will you remember me in 10 days?
ADA: Yes.
JACKSON: Knock, knock.
ADA: Who’s there?
JACKSON: I thought you said you’d remember me!
Joke by Jackson B., Ellicott City,Maryland
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Pinch to zoom

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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What the dad buffalo said

GRACELYNN: What did the dad buffalo say to his son who was leaving?
OWEN: What?
GRACELYNN: Bison.
Joke by Gracelynn A., Omaha, Nebraska
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When you cross an eagle with a turkey

AYN: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
FRANK: What?
AYN: A Thanksgiving bird that keeps flying off your plate.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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The farmer had to separate the chicken and the turkey

Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Benson: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.
Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan
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Leftovers are the best part

Comic by Scott Nickel
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The sound that a turkey’s phone makes

Emile: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Hannah: What?
Emile: “Wing, wing.”
Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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Why the turkey became a musician

BRANDON: Why did the turkey become a musician?
KAYDEN: Why?
BRANDON: Because he had good drumsticks.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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The type of dance a spaghetti would host

ADITYA: What type of dance will a spaghetti host?
JAMES: Tell me.
ADITYA: A meatball.
Joke by Aditya T., Portland, Oregon
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Ate too much at Thanksgiving

Comic by Scott Nickel
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What the rabbit gave his girlfriend when he proposed

SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed?
RYAN: What?
SAM: A 24-carrot ring.
Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia
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No one wanted to fight the hot pepper

ISAIAH: Why didn’t anyone want to fight the hot pepper?
ELIJAH: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: Because he’s got some kick.
Joke by Isaiah J., Citrus Heights, California
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What you call fake spaghetti

PRETHISH: What do you call fake spaghetti?
WAYNE: I don’t know.
PRETHISH: An impasta.
Joke by Prethish T., Irvine, California
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Thankful for pecan pie and tofurkey

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A snake’s favorite class

SAMUEL: What’s a snake’s favorite class?
DAVID: Tell me.
SAMUEL: Hissstory.
Joke by Samuel K., Lebanon, Pennsylvania
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A rock group that can’t sing or play instruments

Noah: Which rock group has four members who can’t sing or play instruments?
Leo: I’m stumped.
Noah: Mount Rushmore.
Joke by Noah Q., Corte Madera, California
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Why the robot went camping

MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping?
GAIL: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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