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How does Superman protect his spaceship?

AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas?
JOHN: I’m not sure.
AYN: Super glue.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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I told him iced coffee

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Hamburger’s hairstyle

JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair?
WALKER: No. How?
JOHN: In a bun!
Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

BRAD: Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
EDDIE: No idea.
BRAD: The outside.
Joke by Brad W., Englewood, Colorado
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It was soda-pressing

CAYLEE: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
BAILEY: Why?
CAYLEE: Because it was soda-pressing.
Joke by Caylee J., Olathe, Kansas
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Nope on the ski slope

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Why the detective stayed in bed

NOLAN: Why did the detective stay in bed?
JONATHAN: Tell me.
NOLAN: Because he was undercover.
Joke by Nolan U., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Teddy bear when it’s done eating

WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating?
CARL: I don’t know.
WESTON: “I’m stuffed.”
Joke by Weston H., Stanfield, North Carolina
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A dog with a fever

MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Table scraps vending machine

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Seasoning that makes the best dad

ODIN: What seasoning makes the best dad?
LILLY: I’m stumped.
ODIN: Pop-rika.
Joke by Odin H., Kiln, Mississippi
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Leading cause of dry skin

ALASTAIR: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
MATILDA: I have no idea.
ALASTAIR: Towels.
Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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What the tent said to the sleeping bag

RAY: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
JAMIE: I don’t know.
RAY: “Zip it.”
Joke by Ray M., Ephrata, Pennsylvania
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Wrapped up the leftovers

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Test as easy as pie

GABRIEL: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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A sick elevator

LIZZY: How does an elevator know it’s sick?
JENNIFER: How?
LIZZY: When it’s coming down with something.
Joke by Lizzy D., Chardon, Ohio
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Desserts From Around the World

A PUNNY BOOK: Desserts From Around the World by Tira Misu.
Joke by Adelyn J., Spring, Texas
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I’ve been flossing for nothing

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Lazy kangaroo

TOMMY: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
ROCCO: What?
TOMMY: A pouch potato.
Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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What the pepper said to the salt

SAMUEL: What did the pepper say to the salt?
BRYAN: What?
SAMUEL: “Season’s greetings.”
Joke by Samuel W., North Platte, Nebraska
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When you drop a pumpkin

SYDNEY: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
RACHEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
SYDNEY: Squash.
Joke by Sydney P., Stow, Ohio
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Go long again!

Comic by Van Scott
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A terrifying bird

KELLAN: What do you call a terrifying bird?
HANK: I’m stumped.
KELLAN: A scarecrow.
Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington
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Zombie tests

NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.
Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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Bees with sticky hair

HEATHER: Why do bees have sticky hair?
JANE: I don’t know.
HEATHER: Because they use honeycombs.
Joke by Heather M., Merritt Island, Florida
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Sailboat jump start

Comic by Scott Masear
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Turkeys might be trolls

GREGORY: Why do I think that turkeys might be trolls?
SAMUEL: No idea.
GREGORY: Because they’re always goblin.
Joke by Gregory H., Hammonton, New Jersey
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The roundest knight

LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.
Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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Light bulb’s advice

BRANDON: Why does the light bulb like to give advice?
TYRESE: I have no idea.
BRANDON: Because it always has a bright idea.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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What’s your superpower?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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First restaurant on the moon

CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.
Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Barbie’s doctor

THOMAS: What kind of doctor does a Barbie go to?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A plastic surgeon.
Joke by Thomas G., Morton, Pennsylvania
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A bunny with fleas

QUINN: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
DANIEL: Tell me.
QUINN: Bugs Bunny.
Joke by Quinn R., St. Peters, Missouri
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