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COLBIE: Why is the bowling alley the best place to buy bowling pins?
COOPER: Why?
COLBIE: Because they always have spares.

Joke by Christian W., Fort Worth, Texas
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James: What’s the loudest sport?
Amy: I don’t know. What?
James: Tennis. Everyone raises a racket.

Joke by James S., Dawson, Georgia
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Catherine Fischer
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A punny book: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.

 

Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A punny book:  "Making the Team" by Ross Terr.

Joke by John P., Supply , Virginia
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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A book never written: “High Jump” by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

Joke by Billy N., Charlotte, N.C.
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Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football?
Jordan: Beats me.
Noah: Roughing!

Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.
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A book never written: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks.

Joke by James R., Oakland, N.J.
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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A book never written: “Long Toss” by Chuck King.

Joke by Ian M,, Dearborn, Mich.
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Ryan: What is an elevator’s favorite exercise?
Chris: Tell me.
Ryan: Push-ups!

Joke by Ryan S., Carmel, Ind.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?”

Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio
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