Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible? Dale: No, I didn’t. Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!” Joke by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb27 commentsLoading...
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? Barbara: Beats me. Joe: The splits! Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.11 commentsLoading...
Kaleb: Why’d the bowling pins stop working? Mike: I haven’t a clue. Kaleb: They went on strike! Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Winning Streak” by Lou Zurrs. Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move? Riley: I give up. Colin: The pork chop! Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.19 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.7 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Kyle: I’m stumped. Nathan: “Catch ya later!” Joke by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.9 commentsLoading...
Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working? Lawson: Why? Dawson: Because they went on strike! Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.5 commentsLoading...
Brendan: What do you call a gorilla that plays golf? James: I don’t know. Brendan: Hairy Putter. Joke by Brendan T., Wantagh, N.Y.10 commentsLoading...
Gordon: What do you get when you bowl while eating fruit? Graham: Beats me. Gordon: A banana split! Joke by Gordon T., Peoria, Ariz.5 commentsLoading...
Joe: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Bob: I don’t know. Joe: Root beer! Joke by AJ P., La Verne, Calif.4 commentsLoading...
Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Graham: Beats me. Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls! Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit. Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.1 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?” Joke by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.0 commentsLoading...
Webster: What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? Sean: I don’t know. Webster: Punch! Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.17 commentsLoading...
Thomas: What is a golfer’s favorite lunch Charlie: Beats me. Thomas: A ham sand-wedge. Joke by Thomas C., Basking Ridge, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach. Joke by Jake D., Erlanger, Ky.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Hockey Disappointment” by Miss D. Nett. Joke by Matthew S., San Ramon, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician? Suzan: I don’t know. Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
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