Laugh at funny Sports jokes and comics for kids

Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.

Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.
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Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window?
Gil: I don’t know.
Andrew: Very pane-ful!

Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.
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Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”

Joke by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb
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Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!

Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.
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Kaleb: Why’d the bowling pins stop working?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Kaleb: They went on strike!

Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Winning Streak” by Lou Zurrs.

Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.
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Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move?
Riley: I give up.
Colin: The pork chop!

Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
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A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled.

Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.
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Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: I’m stumped.
Nathan: “Catch ya later!”

Joke by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.
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Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working?
Lawson: Why?
Dawson: Because they went on strike!

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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A book never written: “Winning” by Victor E.

Joke by Jack K., Fairport, N.Y.
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Brendan: What do you call a gorilla that plays golf?
James: I don’t know.
Brendan: Hairy Putter.

Joke by Brendan T., Wantagh, N.Y.
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Gordon: What do you get when you bowl while eating fruit?
Graham: Beats me.
Gordon: A banana split!

Joke by Gordon T., Peoria, Ariz.
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Joe: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
Bob: I don’t know.
Joe: Root beer!

Joke by AJ P., La Verne, Calif.
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Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Graham: Beats me.
Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls!

Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho
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A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.

Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

Joke by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.
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Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

Joke by Padraic B., Oakland, N.J.
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Webster: What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
Sean: I don’t know.
Webster: Punch!

Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.
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Thomas: What is a golfer’s favorite lunch
Charlie: Beats me.
Thomas: A ham sand-wedge.

Joke by Thomas C., Basking Ridge, N.J.
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Daffynition: Game controller—The team’s head coach.

Joke by Jake D., Erlanger, Ky.
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A book never written: “A Hockey Disappointment” by Miss D. Nett.

Joke by Matthew S., San Ramon, Calif.
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Howard: What do you get when you cross a pro bowler and a musician?
Suzan: I don’t know.
Howard: Someone who wants to strike up the band!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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