Ryan: What is an elevator’s favorite exercise? Chris: Tell me. Ryan: Push-ups! Joke by Ryan S., Carmel, Ind.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Would seven days without exercise make one weak?” Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio13 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “BMX Tricks” by Ken E. Makit. Joke by Nicholas S., Dayton, Ohio13 commentsLoading...
Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks? Ethan: I don’t know. Austin: The batter! Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.6 commentsLoading...
Emilio: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? Chuck: I don’t know. Emilio: “I’d like a soft serve, please!” Joke by Emilio F., Wake Forest, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Justin: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team? Jason: Beats me. Justin: Because she always ran away from the ball! Joke by Justin R., Hampton Falls, N.H.7 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games? Baljeet: Hit me with it. Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian! Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas2 commentsLoading...
Parker: What is the best part of a boxer’s joke? Harper: Tell me. Parker: The punch line. Joke by Parker O., Overland Park, Kan.6 commentsLoading...
Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball? Anthony: Beats me. Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team. Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.2 commentsLoading...
Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window? Gil: I don’t know. Andrew: Very pane-ful! Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.5 commentsLoading...
Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible? Dale: No, I didn’t. Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!” Joke by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb27 commentsLoading...
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? Barbara: Beats me. Joe: The splits! Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.11 commentsLoading...
Kaleb: Why’d the bowling pins stop working? Mike: I haven’t a clue. Kaleb: They went on strike! Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Winning Streak” by Lou Zurrs. Joke by Gautam R., Danville, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move? Riley: I give up. Colin: The pork chop! Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.11 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. Joke by Gray C., Phoenix, Ariz.7 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Kyle: I’m stumped. Nathan: “Catch ya later!” Joke by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.9 commentsLoading...
Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working? Lawson: Why? Dawson: Because they went on strike! Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.5 commentsLoading...
Brendan: What do you call a gorilla that plays golf? James: I don’t know. Brendan: Hairy Putter. Joke by Brendan T., Wantagh, N.Y.10 commentsLoading...
Gordon: What do you get when you bowl while eating fruit? Graham: Beats me. Gordon: A banana split! Joke by Gordon T., Peoria, Ariz.5 commentsLoading...
Joe: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Bob: I don’t know. Joe: Root beer! Joke by AJ P., La Verne, Calif.4 commentsLoading...
Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Graham: Beats me. Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls! Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit. Joke by Matthew P., Dennis, Mass.1 commentsLoading...
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