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SAM: What do you call a sleeping bull?
WILL: I don’t know.
SAM: A bulldozer.

Joke by Samson S., Holt, Michigan
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MARGARET: Which planet does an astronaut sleep on?
RAYA: I’m stumped.
MARGARET: Naptune.

Joke by Margaret T., Paxton, Massachusetts
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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CAMP LEADER: Good morning, campers.
CAMPER: Shhh! Please don’t talk so loudly.
CAMP LEADER: Sorry. What’s wrong?
CAMPER: I’ve got a sleeping bag, and I don’t want to wake it up.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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SARAH: Why did the grandma sleep in the refrigerator?
QUAN: Why?
SARAH: Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.

Joke by Sarah B. , Naperville, Illinois
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Jon Carter
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JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.

Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make?
Ayn: I don’t know.
Dad: “Broom, broom!”
Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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YASH: Why was the man running around his bed?
STEVEN: Tell me.
YASH: He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Joke by Yash L., Manassas, Virginia
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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FINN: What question can you never say “yes” to?
RALPH: I don’t know.
FINN: “Are you asleep?”

Joke by Finnian R., Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
HALEY: I don’t know. How?
BARRETT: You rocket.

Joke by Barrett M., Acworth, Georgia
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A PUNNY BOOK: “The Science of Sleep” by Fay Teague.

Joke by Alex B., Kernersville, North Carolina
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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AT AN OPERA, a wife says to her husband, “It’s a shame the person in front of us fell asleep!”
Then her husband grumbles and replies, “That’s not a reason to wake me up!”

Joke by Anael B., Marietta, Georgia
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CRESENCIO: What do you call a sleeping bull?
DAVID: What?
CRESENCIO: A bulldozer.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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