Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make? Ayn: I don’t know. Dad: “Broom, broom!” Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
YASH: Why was the man running around his bed? STEVEN: Tell me. YASH: He wanted to catch up on his sleep. Joke by Yash L., Manassas, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
FINN: What question can you never say “yes” to? RALPH: I don’t know. FINN: “Are you asleep?” Joke by Finnian R., Tuscaloosa, Alabama 0 commentsLoading...
BARRETT: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? HALEY: I don’t know. How? BARRETT: You rocket. Joke by Barrett M., Acworth, Georgia1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: “The Science of Sleep” by Fay Teague. Joke by Alex B., Kernersville, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
AT AN OPERA, a wife says to her husband, “It’s a shame the person in front of us fell asleep!” Then her husband grumbles and replies, “That’s not a reason to wake me up!” Joke by Anael B., Marietta, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
CRESENCIO: What do you call a sleeping bull? DAVID: What? CRESENCIO: A bulldozer. Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California0 commentsLoading...
SCOUT: Mom, I’m really good at sleeping. MOM: Oh, really? SCOUT: Yes. I can do it with my eyes closed. Joke by William G., Fairfax, Virginia8 commentsLoading...
I am so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Joke by Tyler S., Camden, North Carolina7 commentsLoading...
Sam: What do you call a sleepy woodcutter? Ben: What? Sam: A slumberjack. Joke by Sam D., Cumberland City, Tennessee1 commentsLoading...
Kendon: Why did the Scout take a ruler to bed with him? Jake: Why? Kendon: To see how long he slept. Joke by Kendon L., Elk Grove, California3 commentsLoading...
Joshua: How do you get a baby alien to sleep? Darren: How? Joshua: You rocket. Joke by Joshua N., Sparta, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Steven: I’m so good at sleeping. Ryan: How do you know? Steven: I can do it with my eyes closed. Joke by Steven C., Wildwood, Missouri7 commentsLoading...