Laugh at funny Sleep jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Ryan: Where do books sleep?
Chris: Tell me.
Ryan: Under the covers.

Joke by Ryan F., Bountiful, Utah
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Jon: What do you call someone who snores?
Frank: Beats me.
Jon: A “sound sleeper!”

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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Phil: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Matt: I don’t know. What?
Phil: “Dinosnores!”

Joke by Matthew P., Union, N.J.
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Daffynition: Consciousness—That annoying time between naps.

Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.
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Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
Brock: I have no clue.
Karl: To see how long he could sleep!

Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.
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Sam: One night I dreamed I was a muffler.
Jeremy: Really? What happened?
Sam: I woke up exhausted.

Joke by Samuel E., Kemp, Tex.
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Nick: What a nightmare -- I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.
Rick: What’s so bad about that?
Nick: When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Joke by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.
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