Peter: What kind of dreams do hotels have? Elaine: Tell me. Peter: Suite dreams. Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.1 commentsLoading...
Ismaael: Why did the man run around his bed? Will: Tell me. Ismaael: To catch up on his sleep! Joke by Ismaael A., Folsom, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?” “Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is." “Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, “I am twying to west.” Joke by David T., Bronx, N.Y.23 commentsLoading...
Alex: Where does a spy sleep? Carl: I don’t know. Alex: Undercover! Joke by Alexander G., Clay Center, Kan.13 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Boycott—A place for a young man to sleep. Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If a child refuses to nap during the day, is he resisting a rest?” Joke by David M., Springfield, Va.9 commentsLoading...
Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton? Connor: Beats me. Gavin: The “grim sleeper.” Joke by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.5 commentsLoading...
Nick: What do scuba divers wear to bed? Greg: Tell me. Nick: A snore-kel! Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? Ariana: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn! Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
Ryan: Where do books sleep? Chris: Tell me. Ryan: Under the covers. Joke by Ryan F., Bountiful, Utah5 commentsLoading...
Jon: What do you call someone who snores? Frank: Beats me. Jon: A “sound sleeper!” Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.5 commentsLoading...
Phil: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? Matt: I don’t know. What? Phil: “Dinosnores!” Joke by Matthew P., Union, N.J.12 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Consciousness—That annoying time between naps. Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.14 commentsLoading...
Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow? Brock: I have no clue. Karl: To see how long he could sleep! Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.15 commentsLoading...
Sam: One night I dreamed I was a muffler. Jeremy: Really? What happened? Sam: I woke up exhausted. Joke by Samuel E., Kemp, Tex.23 commentsLoading...
Nick: What a nightmare -- I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. Rick: What’s so bad about that? Nick: When I woke up, my pillow was gone. Joke by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.11 commentsLoading...
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