Ocean jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Ben: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
Amy: Where?
Ben: On a map.

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Troy: What’d the ocean say to the sea?
A.J.: Tell me.
Troy: Nothing. It just waved!

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Troy: What did the ocean say to the sea?
Andrew: Tell me.
Troy: Nothing. It just waved.

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Jo: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Jon: I don’t know.
Jo: To get to the other tide.

Joke by Carl F., Califon, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Peter: What’s the best tool in the ocean?
Jake: Tell me.
Peter: A hammerhead shark.

Joke by Peter S., Fairfax, Virginia
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Matt: Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet?
Evan: Which one?
Matt: The Gulp of Mexico.

Joke by Matthew R., Vicksburg, Mich.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nicholas: Why did the fish blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.
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Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill?
Jay: I haven’t a clue.
Jon: With sand dollars.

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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Lynn: Why is the sea so strong?
Sandy: I don’t know.
Lynn: Because it has a lot of mussels.

Joke by Parker A., Hartford, Conn.
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A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun.

Joke by Michael S., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.

Joke by Joey J., Providence, Utah
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A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.

Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.
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Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!

Joke by Maxwell C.
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