Laugh at funny Ocean jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Nickel
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GAUTHAM: What’s the ocean’s favorite laundry detergent?
PETER: I’m stumped.
GAUTHAM: Tide!

Joke by Gautham R., San Diego, California
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ELIAS: Why is the riptide so strong?
SAMMY: No idea.
ELIAS: Because the ocean has so many mussels.

Joke by Elias E., Clifton, Virginia
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Ocean Currents" by Sue Nahmie.

Joke by Leif M., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Ocean Storms" by Sue Nami.

Joke by Lucas R., Crown Point, Indiana
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Ben: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
Amy: Where?
Ben: On a map.

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Troy: What’d the ocean say to the sea?
A.J.: Tell me.
Troy: Nothing. It just waved!

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Troy: What did the ocean say to the sea?
Andrew: Tell me.
Troy: Nothing. It just waved.

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Jo: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Jon: I don’t know.
Jo: To get to the other tide.

Joke by Carl F., Califon, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Peter: What’s the best tool in the ocean?
Jake: Tell me.
Peter: A hammerhead shark.

Joke by Peter S., Fairfax, Virginia
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Matt: Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet?
Evan: Which one?
Matt: The Gulp of Mexico.

Joke by Matthew R., Vicksburg, Mich.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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