Troy: What’d the ocean say to the sea? A.J.: Tell me. Troy: Nothing. It just waved! Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Troy: What did the ocean say to the sea? Andrew: Tell me. Troy: Nothing. It just waved. Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Jo: Why did the chicken cross the ocean? Jon: I don’t know. Jo: To get to the other tide. Joke by Carl F., Califon, New Jersey3 commentsLoading...
Peter: What’s the best tool in the ocean? Jake: Tell me. Peter: A hammerhead shark. Joke by Peter S., Fairfax, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Matt: Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet? Evan: Which one? Matt: The Gulp of Mexico. Joke by Matthew R., Vicksburg, Mich.0 commentsLoading...
Nicholas: Why did the fish blush? Tommy: I haven’t a clue. Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom! Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.8 commentsLoading...
Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill? Jay: I haven’t a clue. Jon: With sand dollars. Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.4 commentsLoading...
Lynn: Why is the sea so strong? Sandy: I don’t know. Lynn: Because it has a lot of mussels. Joke by Parker A., Hartford, Conn.7 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. Joke by Michael S., Idaho Falls, Idaho3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.4 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones. Joke by Joey J., Providence, Utah5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Max: What would you find on a haunted beach? Sam: I’m stumped. Max: A sand-witch! Joke by Maxwell C.11 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?” Joke by Brandon S., Colorado Springs, Colo.3 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily. Joke by Noah W., Fremont, Calif.9 commentsLoading...
John: Why did the whale cross the ocean? Rob: I don’t know John: To get to the other tide! Joke by Johnny R., Twinsburg, Ohio10 commentsLoading...