Laugh at funny Ocean jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nicholas: Why did the fish blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.
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Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill?
Jay: I haven’t a clue.
Jon: With sand dollars.

Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.
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Lynn: Why is the sea so strong?
Sandy: I don’t know.
Lynn: Because it has a lot of mussels.

Joke by Parker A., Hartford, Conn.
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A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun.

Joke by Michael S., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Warped Wiseman says: “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones.

Joke by Joey J., Providence, Utah
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A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee.

Joke by Adam S., Arden Hills, Minn.
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Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!

Joke by Maxwell C.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?”

Joke by Brandon S., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily.

Joke by Noah W., Fremont, Calif.
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John: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
Rob: I don’t know
John: To get to the other tide!

Joke by Johnny R., Twinsburg, Ohio
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Wyatt: How did the ocean say hello to the sun?
Cody: I haven’t a clue.
Wyatt: It waved.

Joke by Wyatt P., Sumerduck, Va.
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A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

Joke by Jake C., Deerfield, Ill.
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Nick: What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Greg: Tell me.
Nick: A snore-kel!

Joke by Nick N., Redwood City, Calif.
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A book never written: “Where to Build a Sandcastle” by Bea Chez.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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