WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?” Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money? Hannah: Where? Tai: In a snowbank. Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
CHRISTIAN: What do you call money that isn’t yours? ABBY: I don’t know. What? CHRISTIAN: Nacho cheddar! Joke by Christian S., Baltimore, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
CONNOR: What kind of piano can you buy for $1,000? EDNA: What kind? CONNOR: A grand piano. Joke by Connor B., Ellicott City, Maryland4 commentsLoading...
PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke? BILL: I don’t know. PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter. Joke by Austin T., Carpentersville, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Niles: I don’t know. Miles: “Give me my quarterback.” Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
Mark: Where do fish keep their money? Kevin: Where? Mark: In a riverbank. Joke by Tony L., Spokane, Washington3 commentsLoading...
Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland. Son: That’s great! When are we going? Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back. Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia5 commentsLoading...
Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent. Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon4 commentsLoading...
George: What’s luckier than finding a heads-up penny? Lincoln: I don’t know. What? George: Finding a heads-up quarter. Joke by Diego C., New Braunfels, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Silas: How much money does a skunk have? Craig: No clue. Silas: Just one scent. Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine? Luke: I have no idea. Andrew: He wanted a quarterback. Joke by Aron W., Katy, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Jake: Why did the baker get a second job? Tom: Why? Jake: He needed some extra dough. Joke by Jake M., Cedar Park, Texas5 commentsLoading...
Merlin: I can do magic. Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear. Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there. Joke by Eric G., Marquette, Mich.16 commentsLoading...
John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity? Mark: Beats me. John: Because he was shellfish. Joke by Eric C., Santa Clara, Utah2 commentsLoading...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.” Joke by Daniel H., Caledonia, Michigan11 commentsLoading...
Josh: Which nut can be used as money? Jim: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: A cash-ew. Joke by Joshua M., Allison Park, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What did the landscaper say after he received his payment? Ross: I don’t know. Andrew: “Thank you very mulch.” Joke by Andrew H., Kirkwood, Mo.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Make Big Bucks” by Phil T. Rich. Joke by Lucas N., Centerville, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? Lily: I don’t know. David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face. Joke by David M., Travelers Rest, S.C.5 commentsLoading...
Jon: How does the ocean pay its water bill? Jay: I haven’t a clue. Jon: With sand dollars. Joke by Jon M., Central Point, Ore.4 commentsLoading...
Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging? Nic: Tell me. Greg: Just pay him! Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
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