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Money jokes

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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EDWARD: Why did the baker need to work so hard?
MICHAEL: I’m stumped.
EDWARD: Because he had to make some dough.

Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland
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Comic by Jon Carter
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CANNEN: What is it called when you raise money for a bush?
LISA: I’m stumped.
CANNEN: A hedge fund.

Joke by Cannen W., River Oaks, Texas
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Comic by Ryan Scott
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SIMEON: Where do snowmen keep their money?
SARAH: I don’t know.
SIMEON: The snowbank.

Joke by Simeon J., Omaha, Arkansas 
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine?”

Joke by Max R., Plymouth, Michigan
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Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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CHRISTIAN: What do you call money that isn’t yours?
ABBY: I don’t know. What?
CHRISTIAN: Nacho cheddar!

Joke by Christian S., Baltimore, Maryland
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CONNOR: What kind of piano can you buy for $1,000?
EDNA: What kind?
CONNOR: A grand piano.

Joke by Connor B., Ellicott City, Maryland
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PATRICK: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
BILL: I don’t know.
PATRICK: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Joke by Austin T., Carpentersville, Illinois
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Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”

Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank.

 

Joke by Tony L., Spokane, Washington
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Dad: Great news, son! We’ve saved enough money to go to Disneyland.
Son: That’s great! When are we going?
Dad: As soon as we save enough to get back.

 

Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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Silas: How much money does a skunk have?
Craig: No clue.
Silas: Just one scent.

 

Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon
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George: What’s luckier than finding a heads-up penny?
Lincoln: I don’t know. What?
George: Finding a heads-up quarter.

Joke by Diego C., New Braunfels, Texas
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Silas: How much money does a skunk have?
Craig: No clue.
Silas: Just one scent.

Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon
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Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?
Luke: I have no idea.
Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.

 

Joke by Aron W., Katy, Texas
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Jake: Why did the baker get a second job?
Tom: Why?
Jake: He needed some extra dough.

Joke by Jake M., Cedar Park, Texas
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Merlin: I can do magic.
Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear.
Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there.

Joke by Eric G., Marquette, Mich.
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John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity?
Mark: Beats me.
John: Because he was shellfish.

Joke by Eric C., Santa Clara, Utah
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