Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”
Joke submitted by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio
Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”
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me and my friend love it it’s so great
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LOL that joke made my mom BURST into laughter!!!
Awsome
It’s GREAT
Asawm
hahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah, that is the funnniest thing ever, and people always fall for it when I tell them this joke.
Hahahaha, give me my “quarterback”
go packers
XD
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeahhhhhhhh give b coop my quater back!!!!!