Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout? Mike: What? Dillon: “Hike!” Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois1 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game? REX: How long? NATHANIEL: One quarter. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game? David: I’m stumped. Armin: Because all the fans left. Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: Which football team is a phone’s favorite? JALEN: Which one? NATHANIEL: The Chargers. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas2 commentsLoading...
BOB: Why was it so hot at the football game? MAX: I give up. BOB: Because there were no fans at the stadium. Joke by Mukan H., Hilo, Hawaii0 commentsLoading...
Kaden: Why do quarterbacks tell the lamest jokes? Dave: Why? Kaden: They don’t want to go over the receiver’s head. Joke by Francesco S., Reisterstown, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
Westy: What did the reindeer say to the football player? Chubb: I don’t know. Westy: “Your Blitzen days are over!” Joke by Pedro the Mailburro1 commentsLoading...
Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Niles: I don’t know. Miles: “Give me my quarterback.” Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio9 commentsLoading...
Justus: Which football team serves the smallest sodas? Sam: Which one? Justus: The Mini-soda Vikings. Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York0 commentsLoading...
Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank? Pat: I don’t know. Why? Phil: To get his quarterback. Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
Joe: Why did the football game keep ending up in the woods? Joshua: Why? Joe: The quarterback kept yelling, “Hike!” Joke by Joseph R., Silsbee, Texas2 commentsLoading...
Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game? Paul: Haven’t got a clue. Josh: All the fans left. Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York0 commentsLoading...
Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game? Paul: Haven’t got a clue. Josh: All the fans left. Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York2 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine? Luke: I have no idea. Andrew: He wanted a quarterback. Joke by Aron W., Katy, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football? Jordan: Beats me. Noah: Roughing! Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout? Nathan: Tell me. Pedro: “Hike!” Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games? Baljeet: Hit me with it. Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian! Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas2 commentsLoading...