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THADDEUS: What did the quarterback say to the sheep?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
THADDEUS: “Herdle up.”

Joke by Thaddeus Y., Eugene, Oregon
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LIAM: Why don’t football players ever get hot?
BECKET: Why?
LIAM: Because of all the fans.

Joke by Becket C., Hoover, Alabama
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Comic by Van Scott
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THOMAS: Why did the football player bring a string to the game?
ELLA: Tell me.
THOMAS: So he could tie the score.

Joke by Thomas G., Tyler, Texas
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PEE WEE: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Florida
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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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QUINTEN: What do you call a baby who loves the Super Bowl?
DAVID: I’m stumped.
QUINTEN: Vince Lombaby.

Joke by Quinten C. , Pasadena, Maryland
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Van Scott
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Major Football Games" by Rose Bole.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game?
REX: How long?
NATHANIEL: One quarter.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATHANIEL: Which football team is a phone’s favorite?
JALEN: Which one?
NATHANIEL: The Chargers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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BOB: Why was it so hot at the football game?
MAX: I give up.
BOB: Because there were no fans at the stadium.

Joke by Mukan H., Hilo, Hawaii
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Kaden: Why do quarterbacks tell the lamest jokes?
Dave: Why?
Kaden: They don’t want to go over the receiver’s head.

Joke by Francesco S., Reisterstown, Maryland
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Westy: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Chubb: I don’t know.
Westy: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Pedro the Mailburro
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Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”

Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio
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Justus: Which football team serves the smallest sodas?
Sam: Which one?
Justus: The Mini-soda Vikings.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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