Football jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

A PUNNY BOOK: "Major Football Games" by Rose Bole.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATHANIEL: How long did George Washington play in the football game?
REX: How long?
NATHANIEL: One quarter.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NATHANIEL: Which football team is a phone’s favorite?
JALEN: Which one?
NATHANIEL: The Chargers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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BOB: Why was it so hot at the football game?
MAX: I give up.
BOB: Because there were no fans at the stadium.

Joke by Mukan H., Hilo, Hawaii
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Kaden: Why do quarterbacks tell the lamest jokes?
Dave: Why?
Kaden: They don’t want to go over the receiver’s head.

Joke by Francesco S., Reisterstown, Maryland
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Westy: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Chubb: I don’t know.
Westy: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Pedro the Mailburro
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Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”

Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio
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Justus: Which football team serves the smallest sodas?
Sam: Which one?
Justus: The Mini-soda Vikings.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Joe: Why did the football game keep ending up in the woods?
Joshua: Why?
Joe: The quarterback kept yelling, “Hike!”

Joke by Joseph R., Silsbee, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?
Luke: I have no idea.
Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.

Joke by Aron W., Katy, Texas
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Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

Joke by Billy N., Charlotte, N.C.
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Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football?
Jordan: Beats me.
Noah: Roughing!

Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games?
Baljeet: Hit me with it.
Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian!

Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas
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