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Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Joe: Why did the football game keep ending up in the woods?
Joshua: Why?
Joe: The quarterback kept yelling, “Hike!”

Joke by Joseph R., Silsbee, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?
Luke: I have no idea.
Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.

Joke by Aron W., Katy, Texas
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Daffynition: Quarterback — A small refund.

Joke by Billy N., Charlotte, N.C.
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Noah: What do dogs get flagged for in football?
Jordan: Beats me.
Noah: Roughing!

Joke by Noah J., Hillsborough, N.J.
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Pedro: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Nathan: Tell me.
Pedro: “Hike!”

Joke by Nathan P., Tyler, Texas
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Nathan: What kind of dog cheers at football games?
Baljeet: Hit me with it.
Nathan: A pom-Pomeranian!

Joke by Samuel S., Dallas, Texas
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