Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?
Luke: I have no idea.
Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.
Joke submitted by Aron W., Katy, Texas
Andrew: Why did the football coach shake the vending machine?
Luke: I have no idea.
Andrew: He wanted a quarterback.
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hahaha
this is the worlds best joke! Great job!
I told this to my school and they loved it great joke
nice joke one of the best i’ve seen in the boys’ life magazine
HAHAHA!
I told this to my hole school great joke