Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.
Joke submitted by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut





Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.
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