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AYN: What type of bird should you never take to a bank?
DIANNE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: A robin.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!

Joke by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland 
6 comments

SIMEON: Where do snowmen keep their money?
SARAH: I don’t know.
SIMEON: The snowbank.

Joke by Simeon J., Omaha, Arkansas 
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Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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Pranesh: A man asked me to help him check his balance at the bank today.
Bobby: What did you do?
Pranesh: I pushed him over.

Joke by Pranesh K., Edison, New Jersey
2 comments

Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank.

 

Joke by Tony L., Spokane, Washington
3 comments

Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
1 comments

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