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THADDEUS: What did the quarterback say to the sheep?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
THADDEUS: “Herdle up.”

Joke by Thaddeus Y., Eugene, Oregon
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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Kaden: Why do quarterbacks tell the lamest jokes?
Dave: Why?
Kaden: They don’t want to go over the receiver’s head.

Joke by Francesco S., Reisterstown, Maryland
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Miles: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Niles: I don’t know.
Miles: “Give me my quarterback.”

Joke by Miles H., Bexley, Ohio
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Phil: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
Pat: I don’t know. Why?
Phil: To get his quarterback.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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