A book never written: “No Money Left” by M.T. Wallet. Joke by Stephen H., Ellicott City, Md.9 commentsLoading...
A guy asks a lawyer about his fees. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?” Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii14 commentsLoading...
Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny? Frank: I dunno. Ryan: A copper spaniel. Joke by Ryan H., Lake Mills, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service? Dave: Why? Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash! Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.8 commentsLoading...
Brad: Why did the penny cross the road, but the quarter didn’t? Greg: I haven’t a clue. Brad: The quarter had more cents! Joke by Bradley S., Hallettsville, Tex.8 commentsLoading...
Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored? Elaine: I don’t know. Peter: When it starts losing interest! Joke by John N., Goshen, N.Y.15 commentsLoading...
A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?” “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!” Joke by Andrew M., Northville, Mich.10 commentsLoading...
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