Laugh at funny Money jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Matt: What do you call a very poor cat?
Kate: No idea. What?
Matt: A “paw-purr.”

Joke by Matthew D., The Colony, Tex.
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Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out?
Doctor: About $70.
Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work?
Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.

Joke by Greg V., Spring Hill, Kan.
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Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke?
Sarah: I don’t know.
Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”

Joke by Zachary W., Milford, Del.
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Robert: What period of music was the poorest?
Michael: Tell me.
Robert: The Baroque period!

Joke by Robert C., Buffalo, N.Y.
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Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich?
Bill: You stumped me.
Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Daffynition: Doughnut—Someone crazy about money.

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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A book never written: “How to Win the Lottery” by Jack Pott.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
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A book never written: “No Money Left” by M.T. Wallet.

Joke by Stephen H., Ellicott City, Md.
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A guy asks a lawyer about his fees.

“I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says.

“That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks.

“Yes, I suppose so,” the lawyer replies. “Now what’s your final question?”

Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny?
Frank: I dunno.
Ryan: A copper spaniel.

Joke by Ryan H., Lake Mills, Wis.
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Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service?
Dave: Why?
Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash!

Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
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Brad: Why did the penny cross the road, but the quarter didn’t?
Greg: I haven’t a clue.
Brad: The quarter had more cents!

Joke by Bradley S., Hallettsville, Tex.
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Peter: How can you tell when a bank becomes bored?
Elaine: I don’t know.
Peter: When it starts losing interest!

Joke by John N., Goshen, N.Y.
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A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”

“Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”

Joke by Andrew M., Northville, Mich.
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