Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out?
Doctor: About $70.
Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work?
Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.
Joke submitted by Greg V., Spring Hill, Kan.
Patient: Doctor, how much will it cost to have this splinter taken out?
Doctor: About $70.
Patient: Seventy dollars? For just a couple of seconds of work?
Doctor: I can pull it out very slowly if you prefer.
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HA HA
like it
very funny
I’m wincing of pain just thinking about that
Owch! That must hurt.
Hey I don’t care how much it hurts I woud keep the $70.
I have to agree with scout57!