Daffynition: Deliver — The organ above de intestines. Joke by Ian P., Chantilly, Va.0 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Antibiotics” by Penny Sillen. Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.0 commentsLoading...
Joey: What did the balloon say to the doctor? Mark: What? Joey: “I feel lightheaded!” Joke by Joey G., Springboro, Ohio6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Funny Bone” by Hugh Morris. Joke by Hunter M., Colorado Springs, Colo.1 commentsLoading...
Evan: What tree has the flu all the time? Ivan: I have no clue. Evan: A sycamore. Joke by Evan M., Gonzales, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Jorge: Why did the boy tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? Rodrigo: I don’t know. Why? Jorge: So he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills. Joke by Jorge H., Norwalk, Calif.4 commentsLoading...
Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit? Mark: I haven’t the foggiest. Matthew: Lemon-aid! Joke by Matthew B., Chesapeake, Va.6 commentsLoading...
Jim: Knock, knock. Susie: Who’s there? Jim: Hatch. Susie: Hatch, who? Jim: Cover your mouth when you sneeze! Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.9 commentsLoading...
Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window? Gil: I don’t know. Andrew: Very pane-ful! Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.5 commentsLoading...
Cam: Have I told you the rash joke yet? Max: No, what is it? Cam: I shouldn’t tell you. You will just spread it. Joke by Adam S., West Simsbury, Conn.4 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “What Does It Do?” by A. Pendix. Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio4 commentsLoading...
Tanner: Why was the chemist angry? Robbie: Tell me. Tanner: Because he was a mad scientist. Joke by Tanner M., Frenchtown, N.J.4 commentsLoading...
Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor? Jake: I give up. Luke: It had hives. Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.2 commentsLoading...
Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold? Larry: I have no clue. Josh: An achoo-stic! Joke by Joshua B., Bellflower, Mo.9 commentsLoading...
George: What do cats say when they get hurt? Jeff: Tell me. George: “Me-OW!” Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.11 commentsLoading...