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Daffynition: Deliver — The organ above de intestines.

Joke by Ian P., Chantilly, Va.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “Antibiotics” by Penny Sillen.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minn.
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Joey: What did the balloon say to the doctor?
Mark: What?
Joey: “I feel lightheaded!”

Joke by Joey G., Springboro, Ohio
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A book never written: “Funny Bone” by Hugh Morris.

Joke by Hunter M., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Evan: What tree has the flu all the time?
Ivan: I have no clue.
Evan: A sycamore.

Joke by Evan M., Gonzales, Calif.
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Jorge: Why did the boy tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Rodrigo: I don’t know. Why?
Jorge: So he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.

Joke by Jorge H., Norwalk, Calif.
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A book never written: “Injuries” by R.U. Okay.

Joke by Drew S., Bartlett, Tenn.
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Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit?
Mark: I haven’t the foggiest.
Matthew: Lemon-aid!

Joke by Matthew B., Chesapeake, Va.
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Jim: Knock, knock.
Susie: Who’s there?
Jim: Hatch.
Susie: Hatch, who?
Jim: Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.
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Andrew: How did it feel when the racer crashed through the window?
Gil: I don’t know.
Andrew: Very pane-ful!

Joke by Andrew G., Lexington, Miss.
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Cam: Have I told you the rash joke yet?
Max: No, what is it?
Cam: I shouldn’t tell you. You will just spread it.

Joke by Adam S., West Simsbury, Conn.
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A book never written: “What Does It Do?” by A. Pendix.

Joke by Mark T., Pickerington, Ohio
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Tanner: Why was the chemist angry?
Robbie: Tell me.
Tanner: Because he was a mad scientist.

Joke by Tanner M., Frenchtown, N.J.
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Josh: What kind of guitar always has a cold?
Larry: I have no clue.
Josh: An achoo-stic!

Joke by Joshua B., Bellflower, Mo.
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George: What do cats say when they get hurt?
Jeff: Tell me.
George: “Me-OW!”

Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Justin: I don’t know.
Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.
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