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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Allison: Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
Parker: I’m stumped!
Allison: Because it had tinselitis.

Joke by Allison E., Ballwin, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Masear
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MICHAEL: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
LAURA: I don’t know. Why?
MICHAEL: Because it was a little horse.

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Patient: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do?
Doctor: Don’t go to those places anymore!

Joke by Ruby M., Austin, Texas
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PHILLIP: Why did the beluga have to go to the doctor?
COLE: Tell me.
PHILLIP: It didn’t feel too whale.

Joke by Connor F., Woodstock, Georgia
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dillan: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Ben: Why?
Dillan: It wasn’t peeling well.

Joke by Dillan E., Olathe, Kansas
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP
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John: What do you call a supernatural doctor?
Marcus: What?
John: A para-medic.

Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California
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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards.
Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later.

Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia
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