PATIENT: Doctor, I’m shrinking! You have to do something about it quickly! DOCTOR: Take it easy. You’ll just have to be a little patient. Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
JOE: Why did the patient laugh after his operation? MOE: I don’t know. Why? JOE: Because the doctor had him in stitches. Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
ZOE: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? LACY: I’m not sure. ZOE: Because it was feeling crumby. Joke by Zoe G., San Francisco, California0 commentsLoading...
Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger? Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Allison: Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? Parker: I’m stumped! Allison: Because it had tinselitis. Joke by Allison E., Ballwin, Missouri0 commentsLoading...
MICHAEL: Why did the pony go to the doctor? LAURA: I don’t know. Why? MICHAEL: Because it was a little horse. Joke by Ben G., Davis, California1 commentsLoading...
Patient: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do? Doctor: Don’t go to those places anymore! Joke by Ruby M., Austin, Texas3 commentsLoading...
PHILLIP: Why did the beluga have to go to the doctor? COLE: Tell me. PHILLIP: It didn’t feel too whale. Joke by Connor F., Woodstock, Georgia1 commentsLoading...
Dillan: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Ben: Why? Dillan: It wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Dillan E., Olathe, Kansas4 commentsLoading...
Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor? Leroy: Beats me. Erik: It was a little horse. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP0 commentsLoading...