Laugh at funny Doctor jokes and comics for kids

Comic by Scott Nickel
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BRANDON: Why did the clock enroll in medical school?
BRICE: Why?
BRANDON: Because time heals all wounds.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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THOMAS: What kind of doctor does a Barbie go to?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A plastic surgeon.

Joke by Thomas G., Morton, Pennsylvania
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PINES: Why do vampires go to the doctor?
EVAN: No clue.
PINES: Because they’re always coffin.

Joke by Pines N., Austin, Texas
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BRANDON: Why did the computer see a doctor?
ROBIN: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: It got a virus.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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PATIENT: Doctor, I’m shrinking! You have to do something about it quickly!
DOCTOR: Take it easy. You’ll just have to be a little patient.

Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Connecticut
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JOE: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?
MOE: I don’t know. Why?
JOE: Because the doctor had him in stitches.

Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Virginia
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ZOE: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
LACY: I’m not sure.
ZOE: Because it was feeling crumby.

Joke by Zoe G., San Francisco, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Allison: Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
Parker: I’m stumped!
Allison: Because it had tinselitis.

Joke by Allison E., Ballwin, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MICHAEL: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
LAURA: I don’t know. Why?
MICHAEL: Because it was a little horse.

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Patient: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do?
Doctor: Don’t go to those places anymore!

Joke by Ruby M., Austin, Texas
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PHILLIP: Why did the beluga have to go to the doctor?
COLE: Tell me.
PHILLIP: It didn’t feel too whale.

Joke by Connor F., Woodstock, Georgia
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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